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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

God, Peter Thiel is such an unpleasant, miserably ugly greasy cumstain of a human being. He really makes a case for believing in Reptilians; him and Zuckerberg.

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a man 's face is shown in front of a sign that says " live peter thiel reaction "

ALT: a man 's face is shown in front of a sign that says " live peter thiel reaction "

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Also I can guarantee with a reasonable degree of certainty that the development team of Stoat have never associated with the Financieer who all these files seem to be about. stoat.chat consider donating.

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Stoat

Stoat is the chat app where you are the main character.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

So since Discord is going to be mainlining everyone's biometrics and government ID's directly to Palantir, owned by billionaire child-rape enthusiast Peter Thiel, I figured I'd remind anyone who has an account to consider sunsetting it in favor of switching to Stoat. (They don't require your ID.)

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Is it ableist to say that Tom Homan talks like he flunked out of homeschooling??

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Also are these cop-cops or rent-a-cop snowroaches?

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Why the hell are cops rolling around in MRAPS

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Hey, so, when the economy finally collapses in the wake of the A.I. bubble, can we as a society come together and never allow delusional billionaires to get so much control ever again?

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Introducing Windows 12 where we just straight up leak your address to the federal government and they fucking KILL YOU

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Heads up, the Sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now. (That's just where he lives)

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Like I said, I live in Hell (the south)

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

It's not all of us, I know, but speaking from personal experience, that's just what I've noticed.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

My body is a machine that turns [APPLY NOW] into "Unfortunately, we have decided not to go through with your application."

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Overweight slab of pork, probably a J6'er.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Hey, elder Gen-Z here - almost every person in my own generation that I've ever met is a day-drinking nicotine-addicted work-averse habitual liar, barring MAYBE like eight people. It really do sometimes be like that. Of course, I DO live in hell, so there's that...

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Nah, and they should genuinely kill themselves. If you wanna model your political ideology after a modern day Adolf Hitler, you should follow you leader and paint your fucking ceiling (or flee to Argentina and die in obscurity)

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

These "hands free" laws are fuckin' stupid as shit, and are clearly intended to stop people from recording traffic stops for their own safety. What do you MEAN I can't have my phone on my lap - you motherfuckers have an entire fuckin' LAPTOP in your cruisers.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Wellp. Since Palantir is apparently live and operational, I just wanna say Fuck Israel, Fuck ICE, fuck Donald Trump and Fuck Peter Thiel. Come black bag me, fed boys.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Child? That's a grown ass man... but he can be eepy. It's tough, being a lizard...

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Just saw someone call Pete Hegseth "Kegsbreath," lmfaooooo

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Goddamn that post-ugly-crying drunk mental breakdown hitting different today

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Haven't posted just straight up cat content in a while. Here y'all go.

An edited image of Chad Kroger, the front man of Nickelback, holding a photo of a cat.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Oh yeah no I'm gonna make em WORK to get me, fr

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Again, not that they won't try. I'm surprised these window lickers haven't shot missiles into the sky to try to break "the Firmament."

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

It's scary, but it's going to be physically impossible to institute Martial Law in every state, in every city, all over the country. Our recruiting numbers for the army are at a historic low, we're probably going to war with Iran, who has the manpower to police America with military force? We don't

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

It was so quiet at one point I could hear a couple soldiers arguing on the sidelines. I couldn't hear exactly what they said, but they were NOT happy.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Watching it right now, there's hardly a football stadium's worth fron what I've seen so far. This would be sad if it wasn't so blatantly fascistic. 🤣

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

So they found the identity of the miserable little worm who killed Melissa Hortman and her husband, turns out he was- Lemme just check my notes here-... Ah, yes. A republican christo-fascist death cultist. So, the usual suspects.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Wellp, they struck Iran. That's fine, I didn't want to live to 30 anyway.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Hey so do y'all remember that viral ALLAHU AKBAR sound from the 2010's?? Yeah, that guy in that video was probably just some normal dude. Allahu Akbar has different translations, like "God is Great," or "God Almighty". Or "OH MY GOD-" because the US just dropped a JDAM on my apartment.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

A murder of crows A school of fish A gander of geese A u-haul of nazis

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Christian Nationalists be like "the Quran is barbaric and completely incompatible with western society" Like bro your book commands that people who wear polyester be stoned to death in a public square what are we even talking about here

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Normalize walking around and fartin', Gorillas be doing that shit so much that researchers literally can track a troupe of gorillas by flatulence.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Autocomplete is doing some heavy lifting right now for me, holy heck.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

And now, back to the time-honored tradition of getting utterly shitfaced while I still can, knowing full well I'm either going to die in a foreign gulag or be murdered in the street by the Gestapo for not quietly consenting to fascist bullshit. Or, I'll be pleasantly surprised when I die at 80.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I've narrowed down my favorites: - Skrunkobunko - Stinky - Stinkman - Stenchbaby - Odor-child - Chunch - Lil' Babyman - any variation of "Freakman" or "Freakbaby"

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

"How much did I cost, papa?" Iunno like $12.99, you're inbred. "Hehe I luv bread"

A golden retriever staring soulfully as he poses a question.

That same golden retriever smiling because he loves bread.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Also how the fuck does anyone on this God-forsaken planet not believe in GERM THEORY LIKE- W- Y- WE CAN FUCKING SEE THEM! WE CAN OBSERVE THE WEIRD LITTLE GUYS THROUGH MICROSCOPES!!! What's their counter argument, just "nuh-uh"?!

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

So, like, what's the POINT of keeping her heart beating?

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Arguably the worst part of this is the fact that without a functional brain, the fetus isn't getting the correct amounts of building blocks to viably develop – hormones, nutrients, etc. – the family is going to be put into GENERATIONAL MEDICAL DEBT for a fetus that isn't even going to survive.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Donald Trump seems to combine the vitriolic racism and myopic protectionism of Woodrow Wilson and the economic ignorance of Herbert Hoover in an orange spray painted alt-skin of William Howard Taft (the fat one.)

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