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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

God, Peter Thiel is such an unpleasant, miserably ugly greasy cumstain of a human being. He really makes a case for believing in Reptilians; him and Zuckerberg.

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a man 's face is shown in front of a sign that says " live peter thiel reaction "

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

So since Discord is going to be mainlining everyone's biometrics and government ID's directly to Palantir, owned by billionaire child-rape enthusiast Peter Thiel, I figured I'd remind anyone who has an account to consider sunsetting it in favor of switching to Stoat. (They don't require your ID.)

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Is it ableist to say that Tom Homan talks like he flunked out of homeschooling??

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Hey, so, when the economy finally collapses in the wake of the A.I. bubble, can we as a society come together and never allow delusional billionaires to get so much control ever again?

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Introducing Windows 12 where we just straight up leak your address to the federal government and they fucking KILL YOU

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Heads up, the Sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now. (That's just where he lives)

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

These "hands free" laws are fuckin' stupid as shit, and are clearly intended to stop people from recording traffic stops for their own safety. What do you MEAN I can't have my phone on my lap - you motherfuckers have an entire fuckin' LAPTOP in your cruisers.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Wellp. Since Palantir is apparently live and operational, I just wanna say Fuck Israel, Fuck ICE, fuck Donald Trump and Fuck Peter Thiel. Come black bag me, fed boys.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Just saw someone call Pete Hegseth "Kegsbreath," lmfaooooo

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Goddamn that post-ugly-crying drunk mental breakdown hitting different today

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Haven't posted just straight up cat content in a while. Here y'all go.

An edited image of Chad Kroger, the front man of Nickelback, holding a photo of a cat.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

So they found the identity of the miserable little worm who killed Melissa Hortman and her husband, turns out he was- Lemme just check my notes here-... Ah, yes. A republican christo-fascist death cultist. So, the usual suspects.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Wellp, they struck Iran. That's fine, I didn't want to live to 30 anyway.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Hey so do y'all remember that viral ALLAHU AKBAR sound from the 2010's?? Yeah, that guy in that video was probably just some normal dude. Allahu Akbar has different translations, like "God is Great," or "God Almighty". Or "OH MY GOD-" because the US just dropped a JDAM on my apartment.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

A murder of crows A school of fish A gander of geese A u-haul of nazis

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Christian Nationalists be like "the Quran is barbaric and completely incompatible with western society" Like bro your book commands that people who wear polyester be stoned to death in a public square what are we even talking about here

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Normalize walking around and fartin', Gorillas be doing that shit so much that researchers literally can track a troupe of gorillas by flatulence.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Autocomplete is doing some heavy lifting right now for me, holy heck.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

And now, back to the time-honored tradition of getting utterly shitfaced while I still can, knowing full well I'm either going to die in a foreign gulag or be murdered in the street by the Gestapo for not quietly consenting to fascist bullshit. Or, I'll be pleasantly surprised when I die at 80.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

"How much did I cost, papa?" Iunno like $12.99, you're inbred. "Hehe I luv bread"

A golden retriever staring soulfully as he poses a question.

That same golden retriever smiling because he loves bread.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Also how the fuck does anyone on this God-forsaken planet not believe in GERM THEORY LIKE- W- Y- WE CAN FUCKING SEE THEM! WE CAN OBSERVE THE WEIRD LITTLE GUYS THROUGH MICROSCOPES!!! What's their counter argument, just "nuh-uh"?!

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Donald Trump seems to combine the vitriolic racism and myopic protectionism of Woodrow Wilson and the economic ignorance of Herbert Hoover in an orange spray painted alt-skin of William Howard Taft (the fat one.)

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Got to work today and punched in, overheard two coworkers (both men) loudly and I mean LOUDLY comparing sexual "conquests" and describing in exhaustive detail the genitals of their partners. I miss shame, sometimes. We should bring that back a little bit.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Quick question for nobody in particular: Why are insane christo-facist ghouls like Mike Johnson always the ones with the porn addictions? It's almost like if you engage in weird puritanical lifestyle choices under threat of eternal damnation that you develop unhealthy sexual repression.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Deleted the plane post, it actually seems like an incompetence issue at this point.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Also, play Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, you nerds. It's a life changing gaming experience. You haven't lived until you've had to drink toilet water to stave off dehydration and then had your arms and legs explode with fungal growth because you accidentally breathed in super-mold(tm). Game of the year

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

You know I gotta keep that mf thang on me

A cropped screenshot of an inventory screen from Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, wherein an eggplant is stuffed into a holster instead of a handgun.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Am I the only one who hates the way news publications have been writing headlines about politicians being critical of each other?? "Holden Bloodfeast (R. Iowa) SLAMS..." "BLASTS..." this isn't Dragon Ball Z, what are we doin' here

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I've been thinking about this for three days, but like, Baikal Seals live in Lake Baikal in like, Siberia. How tf did they get there??? They just evolved to live there? Was Lake Baikal at one point connected to another waterway??? I LOVE THESE WEIRD FREAKS

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

For real though who the fuck was gonna tell me about Baikal Seals You're telling me I lived 28 years and nobody thought to clue me in? I had to find out myself?? Look at this bug-eyed freak. I love him.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

As of today, 12:04 AM EST, April 8, 2025, it's Pygmy Hippo Day. Shoutout to our girl Moo Deng, if y'all remember her.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Can someone explain to me why Andy from Parks and Rec keeps showing up on my feed asking if I wanna pray with him, I literally can't think of anything I'd wanna do less. Prefrontal Lobotomy, maybe.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I think it's funny how the guy who said that empathy is a sin is the same motherfucker that wants us to feel bad because "muh awtism" and because people are being mean to his stupid cars.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

One of my favorite genres of art has to be whatever this is; they look like somebody was asked to draw them free-hand and from memory based off a vague description.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Born too late to explore the seas. Born too soon to explore the void of space. Born just in time to finance a pizza from domino's like a mortgage.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I dunno who Dr. Scholl is but that motherfucker is a liar.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Popular opinion anyone older than the invention of the Apple 2 should probably not be in charge of government.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Trying to sleep but this little freak cat keeps licking my hand with his disgusting barbed sandpaper tongue I love him

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

RFK Jr. is literally just Liver King but with a gov't job and a brain worm.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I'm sorry if anyone takes offense to this but Yellowstone feels like it was written by people who have never set foot in a rural area in their lives and it seems like the fan base is 80% comprised of Red Hats who don't realize the Duttons are c r i m i n a l s.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

The current state of my Dwarf Fortess save is rapidly spiraling out of my control. We have goblin incursions almost monthly, a vampire is killing people, my hospital is out of supplies and the Elves are mad because I cut down trees. I NEED TO MAKE BEDS, YOU HIPPIES, THERE ARE 350 OF US

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Some days I catch myself just randomly remembering youtubers of my youth, like, "Damn, I wonder what Olan Rogers is doing lately" and I inevitably go back to watch The Lion's Blaze 1 through 4.

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Crunchyboyyyyy @crunchyboyyyyy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I lied, promiscuous girl; I'm not going to have sex with you. Now sit down, I'm going to blow your mind with this build I have in Dwarf Fortress.

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