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Crunchewy

@crunchewy.bsky.social
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Block Not Do Periodic streamer of video game chaos with friends. Always a fun time. Join us every Tuesday and Thursday at 8 PM ET on Twitch twitch.tv/crunchewy. Occasionally on others days as well.

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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I deleted this app a while back because I wasn’t feeling great about it, but here I am back. Why? Because I finally made a new iOS/iPadOS Shortcut and I’m basically in it for fame and profit. So anyway, here it is on Shortcuty. Let me know what you think! browse.shortcuty.app/shortcut/dc8...
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Open Recent Reviews - Shortcuty
## Open Recent Reviews *A (hopefully useful) shortcut by Crunchewy* **Open Recent Reviews** makes the Amazon app better and works entirely within the app. Bypass the steps and jump right to the **mo...
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Charley horses are the worst horses by far
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I failed at video game streaming but soon going to venture into my latest attempt. Darts! Which I got into some months back and I love it. Well, I hope. I have a decent setup for this already but have a few things to figure out still. I’ll post when my first stream will be happening.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 31/03/2026
It's not important how I discovered this, but the first Wikipedia entry for "sexual intercourse" was written a few hours after the World Trade towers collapsed. en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Going to be seeing Sirat tonight. Have wanted to see that for a while and it’s now in our fav local art house cinema.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If the film version of Project Hail Mary does not use the words “heck”, “darn”, “butt” and, most egregiously, “gentlemen parts” in the first 5 minutes it will already be 110% better than the book. Is this real life?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/03/2026
Trump Threatens Airstrikes On U.S. Gas Stations theonion.com/trump-threatens-airstr…
Trump Threatens Airstrikes On U.S. Gas Stations

‘Lower Your Prices Now Or Face The Might Of The American Military,’ Says Commander-In-Chief
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’m going to read the book Project Hail Mary. This is more monumental than you might think. It’s been many years since I last read a book. I want something to get me away from my phone more.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
But here is a different issue. I don’t know if this is only in the public beta or not, so I’d love it if you tried it and let me know. If you use an American English (not British, etc) Siri voice, ask Siri what 1 + 3 is. Does she mangle the number 4? She pronounces it “fah” or maybe “far”. How??
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I have big news. I am using the iOS 26.4 public beta and as of several days ago it finally fixes the aggravating iOS 26 bug where while typing text, in the middle of it it for some reason stops auto-correcting and you end up with text that looks like this: Thos us mot ruhht. A great reason to try it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2026
“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump
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Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’
WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay ...
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
U.S. Still Enjoying Small But Loyal Following
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U.S. Still Enjoying Small But Loyal Following
WASHINGTON—While the nation’s mainstream popularity has largely diminished in recent years, sources confirmed this week that the United States still retains a passionate fan base composed of a few ext...
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Going to turn of the politics and mature language markers on my Twitch streams. I think politics in particular is keeping people away. I had it on just in case we went there, but reality is that has at most happened once, and barely. Having to restrain language is going to be a challenge, though!
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Thank you Italy! But NBC edited the boos out. Fucking pathetic.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2026
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-r…
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I hope more US athletes say this kind of thing.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Surprise! More Baldur’s Gate 3 tonight! At 8 PM ET join myself, Barry and Kincat on #Twitch and maybe just maybe I’ll reach my goal of 40 followers! I’m sitting at 36. So close! twitch.tv/crunchewy #BaldursGate3 #FollowersGoal
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/01/2026
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoo…
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
ICE is the Trump admin’s Gestapo. Abolish ICE now.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Today 11 AM ET on #Twitch, I’ll be streaming the brand new #metroidvania, MIO Memories in Orbit! Right at launch! Come check the game out and see if it’s for you. #MIO #MIOMemoriesInOrbit #PS5 twitch.tv/crunchewy
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Let this radicalize you.
An elderly Hmong-American man being led, in cuffs, from his home by ICE gestapo. He is wearing boxer shorts and slippers.
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Lydia Polgreen @polgreen.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I went to Minneapolis last week. What I saw was horrifying and inspiring in equal measure. Gift link to my latest column: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
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Opinion | In Minneapolis, I Glimpsed a Civil War
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I will be streaming again later tonight. Perhaps Spelunky, perhaps something else. Around 8 PM ET on #Twitch. See you there! twitch.tv/crunchewy
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I’m celebrating the life of MLK by streaming Spelunky! Uh… I’ll admit that doesn’t make a lot of sense, but it’s what I know to do. Also, fuck Trump. Come on by and please do comment. Tell me what you like or don’t like. Give me suggestions for what to do in the game even. twitch.tv/crunchewy
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We are line on Twitch! Continuing Baldur’s Gate 3! twitch.tv/crunchewy
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Crunchewy - Twitch
Testing - please ignore
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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Dropping these people into an active volcano is the moderate position.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
ICE can murder mothers without worry because they know even if prosecuted and convicted the orange haired fucker will pardon them.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Oof
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
#Barry and I streamed some #StreetsOfRage4 on Tuesday because #Kincat couldn't play (i.e. was sound asleep), but we are hoping to finally resume our #BaldursGate3 campaign tonight, 8 PM ET! And have you seen my fancy new stream? Hope to see you there! twitch.tv/crunchewy
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I have a new Shortcut! “Rename Me Folder Menu” lets you easily create menus of favorite Shortcuts by, as the name implies, renaming the Shortcut to a folder name. Unlike others, you add/remove/organize Shortcuts in your menu via the familiar Shortcuts app UI. browse.shortcuty.app/shortcut/c28...
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Rename Me Folder Menu - Shortcuty
## “Rename Me Folder Menu” Make menus of shortcuts by simply renaming Rename Me Folder Menu to a Shortcuts folder name. Add, remove and rearrange right in the Shortcuts app, not a clunky menu interfa...
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Welp, we didn’t manage to get a stream in tonight. Sorry about that. We are hoping next Tuesday we do finally return to Baldur’s Gate 3, but with it being so close to Xmas we will have to see.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
My latest possibly useful iOS Shortcut is “View on CamelCamelCamel”. It lets you view the camelcamelcamel page for a product you are viewing on Amazon. Ccc gives you price histories and you can also set price watches. I didn’t make ccc, just this shortcut. browse.shortcuty.app/shortcut/d77...
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View On CamelCamelCamel - Shortcuty
### View on CamelCamelCamel Here I go again with another one of these things, but this one was high on my wants list. **View on CamelCamelCamel** lets you easily view a product on Amazon on https://c...
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
What is the #weirdest product you have found currently on #Amazon? The lower the rating the better. I need a link. For reasons it has be in any of these Amazon stores: US, UK, Spain, Italy, Germany, France, Canada or Australia. Hit me with the links!
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
We have missed a few streaming sessions for various reasons and unfortunately this coming Tuesday’s session will also need to be skipped. Thursday night 8 PM ET we will be back to continue the #BaldursGate3 campaign.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I’ve been listening to Indie Pop Rocks, Folk Forward, etc on #SomaFM for many years. And donating for most of those years. You don’t have to donate, so just start listening already. There’s something for everyone. somafm.com
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Have to cancel tonight’s Baldur’s Gate 3 stream. The Thursday stream *may* be a little delayed but will be on.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
We need our deceptive and/or entirely wrong AI summaries. Cost is no object.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It’s time! Join #barry #kincat and I for session 11 (how??) of our #BaldursGate3 campaign on #Twitch. As always it will be a good time. I will attempt to pay attention to the chat this time. twitch.tv/crunchewy
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Thanksgiving break, etc, is almost over. On Tuesday #kincat, #Barry and I return with live stream 11 of our #BaldursGate3 campaign on #Twitch. 8 PM ET for about 2 hours. See you then! twitch.tv/crunchewy
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
In this house, we mostly celebrate Thanksgiving as the beginning of Pumpkin Pie For Breakfast Week.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
#PSVR2 Without Parole is a great #VR game community. Many games are cross-play so don’t necessarily need to be on PSVR2 even. A guaranteed good time twice per weekend. This weekend it’s #GalaxyKart at 2 PM ET Saturday and #UltraWings2 on Sunday, same time. www.reddit.com/r/PSVR/comme...
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From the PSVR community on Reddit: Weekend multiplayer games
Explore this post and more from the PSVR community
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ben driscoll @daisyowl.com · 24/11/2025
maybe i am going insane
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
With the Thanksgiving holiday this week my regular streaming is cancelled, but hey why not? Pop-up-Crunch! #Barry #Kincat and I are playing #Spelunky2 on #Twitch. When? Now!! twitch.tv/crunchewy
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Tonight’s stream was skipped because it was a birthday we were celebrating. And I just completely forgot about the stream. Oops. Sorry about that. Also I *may* be skipping next Tuesday too as I’m getting some surgery on my knee. Not sure if I’ll be up to it. I’ll play it by ear.
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Crunchewy @crunchewy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Watched the first episode with some trepidation that it wouldn’t hold up and … it holds up. Haven’t laughed that much in quite some time. Now, some of it is dated, but it’s hilarious.
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