Reposted by Crumbvee 🏳️⚧️

"Now who in their right mind leaves a cute little plaything like this sitting out in the street? I have a boyfriend who I bet would LOVE to play with you. Come on. Let's go get you cleaned up for him..."
With apologies to @crumbvee.bsky.social and @baphyjaws.bsky.social. I'll get good one day