Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Neil has come as Harry the hat from cheers #NotTotp 000
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Liza Minnelli is the worlds best ventriloquist, lips hardly moving #NotTotp 010
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I do find Sting dull as fuck after the Police but to be fair he looks great for 74 #notTotp 000
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Turn it down Jimmy, all the neighbourhood dogs are now pawing at the windows #totp 000
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My wife didn’t believe me when I said we used to go to nightclubs in suit, shirt and tie. I now feel vindicated #totp 110
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Martin Fry sounds exactly as he did in the 80’s #notTotp #raido2inthepark 010
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Bloke in the white trousers managing to wow both girls with his dancing and leave the other fella hanging out to dry #totp #cockblock 000
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Peter with his great pronunciation just going for “My tie” #totp 010
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think you’ll find it will be the Christmas movie of 1955 Batsey, not 1985 #totp 151
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thwarted in his efforts for world domination he decided to join Red Box #totp 051
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Quick…..where are the plasters?” Wife looks panicked #totp 010
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think the wife has smeared Vaseline on the telly while I was getting a G&T #totp 172
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wife looks up from phone: I thought it was a boy singing Me: it’s Sheena Easton Wife: oh is it, shite #totp 011
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If it’s just outside the top 40 Steve, it can piss off #totp 040
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Magic drums that bear no relation to the noise coming out #totp 000
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“They’re actually not black at all, they’re generally orange” #totp 150
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oasis doing their Indian Beatles stage instead of their normal Beatles stage #totp 030
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don’t feel bad about buggering off and missing the end now, cheers Steve #totp 000
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Well I’m off to bed in 10 minutes….so I’d say 11pm #totp 010
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Stock Aitken Waterman really did get their acts to perform some shite didn’t they? #totp 011
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@nostalgicthing.bsky.social Hopkirk (Deceased) deceased 010
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 28/08/2026That snoopy may be impractical but it guarantees he never loses his house keys #totp 040
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sorry, David Essex with a beard is just giving me these vibes #totp 021
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you play with your toys too much they get all bendy and out of shape #totp 020
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You could say goodbye now and just piss off if you like #totp 000
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It’s just one long chorus #totpstatic.klipy.comSNL Hulu: Andy Samberg Funny FaceALT: SNL Hulu: Andy Samberg Funny Face 010
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“I’m never going to win the fucking Americas cup in THAT!!” #totp 010
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Duran Duran absolutely milking the video budget again #totp 030
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Incredible talent for the triple keyboard players #totp 020
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Is Jool’s going to go all boogie woogie ? #paulheatonnight 000
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I once spent 5 hours on a coach with a raging hangover driving from Italy to Switzerland and the only CD on the coach was ‘Carry on up the charts’ which played on loop and it was the only thing that made the journey even slightly bearable #paulheatonnight @paulheatonsolo.bsky.social 020
Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha #TheFootball #SPAARG 050
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Martin Cruise @cruise73.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The match is shite but it’s still better than the half time show #TheFootball 020
