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CRT_J03

@crtj03.bsky.social
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He/Him, French Canadian gamer making a fool out of himself. To be 3D Modeling Artist. To be Game Programmer. To be streamer? At this point I'm just looking for a way to justify living.

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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
GET THAT DOUGH
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ok the first two episodes of VisionQuest are REALLY good. I could listen to James Spader and Paul Bettany talk for hours.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What the fuck is the deal with Deadlock? It's in invite only Alpha. The game hasn't even been officially revealed or even announced yet and you're telling me it got a massive update like it's in the middle of its run.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At the end of the day, GTAVI is still gonna most likely outsell Zelda 10 to 1 if not more.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean considering GTAVI is a code in a box, I would guess that a large portion of its digital sales will come from the PS5 and Xbox's digital stores. Since OoT Remake has an actual, physical release, it makes sense that people buy it more on shops like Amazon. The foil art cover probably helps.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am so upset I didn't realize this until I saw this post...
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wait, I thought Super Shadow was more Platinum/Silver than Gold?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I got a new job, but my problems are far from over. This job is only for 6 months at best with only a small chance for extension. And meanwhile I'll have next to no free time to learn anything to go into something else. I have a job but I'm still stuck. I don't know what to do.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Proof that Quebec's independency would be bad; Musk supports it. montrealgazette.com/news/elon-mu...
montrealgazette.com
Elon Musk says Quebec, Alberta and Saskatchewan should separate from Canada
“They would be better off." the billionaire owner of X said.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Marvel Rivals is getting a 50 vs 1 PvE mode based on the final battle of Avengers Endgame?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man, AI has ruined emulations and decomps, hasn't it?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kotorstorm is fucking genius.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jesus Fucking Christ
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shit yeah, he could do that...
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If this was any other President, I feel like the Secret Services would already be at his door to remove him from office after saying something crazy like this. ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guess Québec is going back to elections before the 4 years is up, no way Plamondon survives 4 years with a minority government. Nothing's gonna get done. At least Québec Solidaire won more seats than CAQ lol.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no... the poor moderators...
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Something like that, yeah.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anybody knows a decent book about programming in Python? My new job might not have access to the internet outside of strictly work related applications so if I want to learn programming on my free time, reading might be better.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, no.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nintendo has never announced what OST is getting added to Nintendo Music in advance like that, what's going on?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who the fuck is LonelyJulie and why does she have dozens of Bluesky accounts that are completely empty?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jesus Christ
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I got a job, as I said earlier, but it's pretty much one of those "if there's a need, we'll assign you, if there isn't, you stay home" kinda deal and the pay isn't great (it will do to pay the bills, at least). So I really need to think about what I want to do next and get out of video game QA.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Solids only, no bidet, Final Destination.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got a job.
static.klipy.com
Nervous Scrat
ALT: Nervous Scrat
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do you mean, JonTron is doing let's plays again? ... With Internet Historian???
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow I meant "curse".
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Using a scale to weight your food to count calories is both a blessing and a course. 1. It makes calorie counting extremely easy. but 2. It makes you realize how much the weight printed on packaging straight up lies to you.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently playing the Castlevania demo on Switch 2 has a framerate of 60 during gameplay. Sounds like it's indeed 30 on Switch 1 but it could be unlocked.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got what I need, thanks a ton to those who gave. One day, one day I'll be able to give back.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come the fuck on, man, not even Montreal!?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't think I've ever found a video I've agreed more with in my life and so accurately explained my feelings about life right now until this one. I'm tired. I just want to live and not have to worry about money. I don't know how to function in this society. youtu.be/ZTMV29RW4yQ
youtu.be
I Don’t Know How To Function In This Society
YouTube video by Luke West
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just want to matter, man.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm scared. I'm so fucking scared. I have two months to find a job or to start making money on my own or I lose everything.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So they just... dug through his entire post history? Geez.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How did they even find out about that lock screen???
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I'm almost good to start streaming again. Just need to setup alerts.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yet another edgy newgrounds animator from the mid-2000s gets accused of being a groomer.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The motherfucker can tell who dealt it.
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Hidden Beef Village @professorbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If anyone is able to help, I need assistance paying two bills. The first is helping with my mom's electric bill which is $20 and is due fairly soon, and the other is the final payment of my greyhound ticket which is $50 and is due on the 5th (which is much less urgent atm). ko-fi.com/professorbeef
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Support Professor Beef
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GTAVI can't run on Switch 2, they say? Man, I can't wait to see how it runs on Xbox Series S.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Ubisoft team behind Mario + Rabbids pitched a GANONDORF game to Nintendo but they said no?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The second they figure out how to project ads into people's mind in their dreams like that one scene in Futurama, they fucking will jump on that shit so fast...
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHERE'S THE RAT, MICHAEL!?
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sheev Palpatine: The Emperor's New Groove
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This thing looks like someone tried to recreate a Switch 2 from memory.
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CRT_J03 @crtj03.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN
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