Reposted by Storned ThoneRain 🌧️ @raininpgh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It feels like 9/11 gets earlier every year 031
Reposted by Storned Thone૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 01/07/2026every day I’m learning and growing against my will 064
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026It’s way easier for me to find men attractive if I lie and tell myself they’re lesbians 081
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I have to be nice to my wife so she will never leave me #mastermanipulator 072
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Get yourself a girl who will pump your legs like a baby when you have to fart but cant 061
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I think I need to punch @evilace.bsky.social next time I see them 131
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Fucked up that I’ll never know what it feels like to have my dick honked 071
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Gay friend I have plans with in ten minutes: I’m running late Me, also gay, on the couch in my pjs: ok no prob 282
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Me refreshing my Bluesky at 12:02am on my birthday: WHERE IS IT 160
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Me staring at my phone at 12:01am on my birthday: where’s my attention 061
Reposted by Storned Thonejordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 30/06/2025life is beautiful, one person's polycule is another person's nightmare blunt rotation 230540
Reposted by Storned Thone૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 24/07/2025she booba in my mouth until I kiki 141
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Had a dream that I rode a roomba around like a skateboard 060
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 03/06/2025It’s Pride Month! Celebrate by participating in this age old queer tradition; argue with strangers on the internet about identity politics 072
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Sorry to all the hot girls who have tried to flirt with me but I didn’t realize 080
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Babe will you hate me if I watch Bridgerton? Babe? 170
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I’ll fall asleep at the party. I don’t even give a fuck 1104
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Hey guys, my account was hacked by an impersonator. Please disregard my last three posts! Changed my password and I think I’m good now 180
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Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 29/03/2025“Oh? What'd they say?” -me about a situation I already have the full story from the other side 2125
Reposted by Storned ThoneRain 🌧️ @raininpgh.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I'm a grower not a shower, but like, in terms of my personality 052
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Was having a good morning then the person in front of me stopped on the on-ramp 060
Storned Thone @crownofthorn.bsky.social · 13/03/2025It’s 3pm and my main character neighbor has just come outside in her third outfit of the day. I am in the same sweatpants that I wear every day 040
