૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 13/09/2026butch / femme is everywhere for those with eyes to see 021
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Nobody’s talking about the transition between Wait For Me (reprise) - Hadestown and Where Them Girls At (feat. Flo Rida & Nicki Minaj) - David Guetta 042
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The human experience of listening to Smack That (feat. Eminem) by Akon and doing the dishes while sobbing at 8:30am 020
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Interesting how long and not long a worm can be at the same time 022
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Because what do you mean he said “Tell me I don't need options, that I have substance, that I'm important If it's only for letting dogs out” WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN 020
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Noah Kahan really writes music for ME -take that a bajillion people have but I also believe 020
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 27/07/2026nerve pain so bad I’m genuinely becoming ambidextrous 020
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 24/07/2026no I think you’re great did you know your lungs are filled with uhh something 020
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 22/07/2026my wife has been crocheting and unraveling and re-crocheting the same skirt over and over for like 3 years now 140
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 14/07/2026oh to be a worm gently picked up and softly spoken to by my wife in our garden 031
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Roleplay where you’re a worm in my garden and you’re trying to fall off the side so I pick you up and throw you into a different section 030
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 08/07/2026they don’t know about how I’m the insomnia final boss 110
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 01/07/2026every day I’m learning and growing against my will 064
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Waking up at 5:20am to drive across the state to watch dogs chase a plastic bag around a field :3 030
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Can’t wait to get home and get back in my BBT 140
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Sometimes (often) I will wake up to the sound of my dog snoring and spend several minutes trying to decipher what she is saying before realizing it’s not words 030
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Not a day goes by that I don’t think about The One That Got Away being about Josh Groban 131
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I just said “women” when I meant to say “doctors” just a glimpse into how womenpilled my mind has become 020
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 07/06/2026went inside so we can view the trees from a safe distance 🤨 010
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 07/06/2026they gave my wife the edible that makes it so there are 5 spiders on you at all times 120
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 07/06/2026nobody’s talking about how the texture of the tree is hurting my eyes 120
Reposted by ૮ - ﻌ • აTrick @trickyells.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Always stretching your damn worm to unreasonable lengths 131
Reposted by ૮ - ﻌ • აBunny ≽^•⩊•^≼ @femmebunny420.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I’m so confused all the time and I just go through life like this 021
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 03/06/2026accidentally confused Jefferee Star and Jeffrey Dahmer very confused 130
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Recently asked about my quality of life improvements with my new bangs thought I’d share - I’m like a horse -advantage for giving head 030
Reposted by ૮ - ﻌ • აBunny ≽^•⩊•^≼ @femmebunny420.bsky.social · 24/05/2026remake of Barbie Mermadia where Barbie (as the fairy) is butch 031
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 06/05/2026going to start calling anything I do “jacking off” 020
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 01/05/2026My wife’s jawline so lethal handsome squidward cowers in her presence 220
Reposted by ૮ - ﻌ • ა3+4 @sockyp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026they should invent a super long acting lactaid pill so i only have to take it once a week 131
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I set up something in my house that is so sexually perverse 031
Reposted by ૮ - ﻌ • აBunny ≽^•⩊•^≼ @femmebunny420.bsky.social · 19/04/2026queening out in my new queen bed 041
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 19/04/2026If my bedding doesn’t make me feel like I’m be EXFOLIATED I don’t want it. Get your smooth sheets away from me. 020
Reposted by ૮ - ﻌ • ა૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2026What they don’t tell you about having a wife is so often she is At Work 042
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2026What they don’t tell you about having a wife is so often she is At Work 042
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2026cried about Lady Gaga two times today which is increasing my weekly average ever so slightly 030
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2026my sister seeing Lady Gaga in concert 4 times is like stealing resources from marginalized communities 030
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 15/04/2026By the way if you’re friends with me at some point you will become a dog it may not be soon but it will happen 031
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Nothing better than starting the day with a (redacted), beef jerky, and apple juice 030
૮ - ﻌ • ა @werew0lfboyfriend.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I’m so tired I just poured my dog a bowl of apple juice 141
