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Lead singer in Molly’s Chamber, general music fanatic, runner, automation engineer 🤖 Some people call me Simon. youtube.com/@radiofirestage558

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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 1h
I, for one, welcome our new giant tortoise overlords
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 10h
In Sopranos parlance I believe it’s known as a bust out.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 11h
I was thinking more along the lines that he’s missing from the picture so the reason Geoffrey is in the dock is because he’s done him in.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 14h
It’s not looking good for Bungle.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 14h
#TVBurp is an incredible time capsule of the early 2000s. They just looked at a Channel 5 show called Age Swap where the comedian Mike Reid is made up (and blacked up) with prosthetics to try and pass himself off as a Jamaican DJ.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 16h
Depends if they landed face up or face down.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 18h
If it was just because he’d put his foot in his mouth about something that would be very on-brand!
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 23h
R1 - 39 🤩 R2 - 39 🤩 Only 1 Dart in 10 though 😐 #popmaster
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“How is SHE prime minister?”
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feels different this time
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s at times like these I’m appreciating my home’s ability to retain heat rather than lamenting it.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can measure the magnitude of my middle aged coughing by whether it sets off that guitar on the stairs behind me. Just did it again.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
R1 - 30 R2 - 39 2 in 10 Chic #popmaster
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Here’s your face on cigarettes”
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NOW IS THE TIME
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Disappointing from Brian, Roger & John. At least Freddie isn’t alive to see it. Has anyone asked Adam Lambert?
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let this be his epitaph
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
R1 - 39 R2 - 33 3 Blurs in 10 #popmaster
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you sure they will all fit in the clay pigeon launcher though?
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Awww poor Arthur though. I could still cry for him and his bowls trophy.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Save A Prayer
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think there needs to be some sort of living will for internet posting. “If I’m over 80 and start posting right wing bollocks please switch off my internet.”
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think that HR person should be introduced to what a knee to nose means. And feels like.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s mostly Sunday morning background noise whilst I look at my phone. And I dip in and out. I’ll probably stick something else on soon.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“In America they’ve renamed it to Si now haven’t they?” No Tim, they haven’t. One incontinent lying rapist has tried to rename it and failed.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶 I’ll fax you You’ll fax me We’re fax mad in the company I’ll go down on bended knee If you will fax me 🎶
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WTF is Glenn Gregory doing there? I guess he’s on the record then. Did not know that. If I Was is so nostalgic. Reminds me of first week of secondary school and when I hear it, I can almost smell the apple crumble I made for my first H.E. cookery lesson #TOTP #40HitsOf1985
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shaving all my muff for you #TOTP #40HitsOf1985
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When Paul King was a VJ in the late 90s I remember a work mate saying it best with “he’s turned into his own dad overnight”
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aretha wasn’t first choice? Better choice than Tina #TOTP #40HitsOf1985
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the strength of I Know Him So Well and One Night In Bangkok I asked for the Chess album for my 11th birthday in Feb 85. Not wall to wall bangers like those but The Arbiter was another favourite #TOTP #40HitsOf1985
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or Philip Schofield’s career trajectory.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ABSOLUTE BANGER
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally, the headline act. #SwapShop
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s a complete mystery why Noel didn’t pursue a further career in character based comedy #SwapShop
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Steve Martin's Confused 'No Idea' Reaction
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Naked Jungle, the pre watershed version #SwapShop
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Missing Link should’ve been the name of Oasis. Much more appropriate. #SwapShop
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“There will always be Saturday morning television” Message from 30 years in the future: It’s gone, Noel. It’s just cookery shows now. Repeating this feels like a bit of a BBC own goal. #MultiColouredSaturdays #BBCFour
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Buddy Holy Shit
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just off to Tesco to buy my weekly meat feast pizza which they definitely won’t have because they hate me.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“You have been evicted, please leave the black cat house”
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A strong first few paragraphs. And that’s all I’ll be reading apparently.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok Phil. But you are dead to me now because you just gave an interview to Piers Morgan.
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Mad Wasp XS @madwaspxs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#NowPlaying on Mad Wasp XS Show: 359 For: @crowby.bsky.social The Human League - Soundtrack To A Generation #MWXS #MadWaspRadio @madwaspradiomwr.bsky.social the very best in advert free music – accept no substitutes!!
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
David Gedge followed me on Twitter #MWXS
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As I often say to the local black cat who stares in petrified disbelief at me through my french windows “Yes I am still living here.”
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Na. This is Sting. He was sat behind me in a pub’s beer garden a few months ago. Not sure who the bloke on the left is though.
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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sounds like you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t!
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