Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 11hI was thinking more along the lines that he’s missing from the picture so the reason Geoffrey is in the dock is because he’s done him in. 020
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 14h#TVBurp is an incredible time capsule of the early 2000s. They just looked at a Channel 5 show called Age Swap where the comedian Mike Reid is made up (and blacked up) with prosthetics to try and pass himself off as a Jamaican DJ. 000
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 18hIf it was just because he’d put his foot in his mouth about something that would be very on-brand! 000
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s at times like these I’m appreciating my home’s ability to retain heat rather than lamenting it. 010
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I can measure the magnitude of my middle aged coughing by whether it sets off that guitar on the stairs behind me. Just did it again. 150
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Disappointing from Brian, Roger & John. At least Freddie isn’t alive to see it. Has anyone asked Adam Lambert? 020
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comDog Crying Meme: Doggo CrysALT: Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys 000
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Are you sure they will all fit in the clay pigeon launcher though? 010
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Awww poor Arthur though. I could still cry for him and his bowls trophy. 110
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think there needs to be some sort of living will for internet posting. “If I’m over 80 and start posting right wing bollocks please switch off my internet.” 000
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think that HR person should be introduced to what a knee to nose means. And feels like. 070
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s mostly Sunday morning background noise whilst I look at my phone. And I dip in and out. I’ll probably stick something else on soon. 110
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“In America they’ve renamed it to Si now haven’t they?” No Tim, they haven’t. One incontinent lying rapist has tried to rename it and failed. 210
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🎶 I’ll fax you You’ll fax me We’re fax mad in the company I’ll go down on bended knee If you will fax me 🎶 000
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026WTF is Glenn Gregory doing there? I guess he’s on the record then. Did not know that. If I Was is so nostalgic. Reminds me of first week of secondary school and when I hear it, I can almost smell the apple crumble I made for my first H.E. cookery lesson #TOTP #40HitsOf1985 000
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When Paul King was a VJ in the late 90s I remember a work mate saying it best with “he’s turned into his own dad overnight” 110
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Aretha wasn’t first choice? Better choice than Tina #TOTP #40HitsOf1985 010
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026On the strength of I Know Him So Well and One Night In Bangkok I asked for the Chess album for my 11th birthday in Feb 85. Not wall to wall bangers like those but The Arbiter was another favourite #TOTP #40HitsOf1985 000
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s a complete mystery why Noel didn’t pursue a further career in character based comedy #SwapShopstatic.klipy.comSteve Martin's Confused 'No Idea' ReactionALT: Steve Martin's Confused 'No Idea' Reaction 031
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Missing Link should’ve been the name of Oasis. Much more appropriate. #SwapShop 021
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“There will always be Saturday morning television” Message from 30 years in the future: It’s gone, Noel. It’s just cookery shows now. Repeating this feels like a bit of a BBC own goal. #MultiColouredSaturdays #BBCFour 120
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just off to Tesco to buy my weekly meat feast pizza which they definitely won’t have because they hate me. 010
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A strong first few paragraphs. And that’s all I’ll be reading apparently. 000
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ok Phil. But you are dead to me now because you just gave an interview to Piers Morgan. 000
Reposted by CrowbyMad Wasp XS @madwaspxs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#NowPlaying on Mad Wasp XS Show: 359 For: @crowby.bsky.social The Human League - Soundtrack To A Generation #MWXS #MadWaspRadio @madwaspradiomwr.bsky.social the very best in advert free music – accept no substitutes!! 192
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As I often say to the local black cat who stares in petrified disbelief at me through my french windows “Yes I am still living here.” 280
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Na. This is Sting. He was sat behind me in a pub’s beer garden a few months ago. Not sure who the bloke on the left is though. 010
Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sounds like you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t! 010