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Whenever that Postcode Lottery radio ad is on, I always sing the alternative lyric “someone’s electrocuting a chimp” because that’s the unholy sound the person makes when they’re told how much they’ve won.

Blimeyguvnor @blimeyguvnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I got so distracted by the very hilarious japester on line 2 this morning that I forgot to put my scores on. R1 - 24 R2 - 39 2 Mathis n 10 #popmaster

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"I went on #popmaster and got all the questions wrong on purpose and everyone thought it was hilarious"

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Hahaha. That was definitely a piss take call. #popmaster

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How wrong is this guy trying to be? Is he doing it for a bet? #popmaster

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Off to a cracking start with contestant 2 #popmaster

Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Review for ITV’s ‘The Blame’ To paraphrase David Brent: “If I want any advice from you, it’ll be about kitchen cleaner”

Screenshot from ITV trailer for their show ‘The Blame’:
"THE BEST SERIES SINCE HAPPY VALLEY"
GOOD HOUSEKEEPING

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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Saw this sign on a tortoise enclosure at the Raptor Foundation yesterday and the first thing my brain did was to try and sing it to the chorus of Don’t Look Back In Anger by Oasis

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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was having a dream this morning that I was trying to waft a housefly out of my old bedroom. I woke up because I lashed out in my sleep and hit my hand on the bedside table in real life 😩

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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Bay Rollers”? Bauer Media should really train their news readers on some basic music knowledge if they’re going to read the news on a music station.

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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think if I hear “my granny falled in a pothole” one more time I might chuck my DAB radio under the wheels of a passing car.

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More teeth than brain cells there #BBCQT

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Blimeyguvnor @blimeyguvnor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Helen Whately, famously a fucking idiot, is speaking. #BBCQT

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Producers, checking the contestants for music knowledge #popmaster

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R1 - 39 R2 - 33 3 in 10 Pretenders And a P45 for the GHR email application screener #popmaster

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First nil pointer I’ve heard for a long time there #popmaster

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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

EDMONDS YOU ARE A DEAD MAN klaxon #popmaster

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R1 - 36 R2 - 39 🤩 3 Sedakas in 10 #popmaster

Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just waiting now for someone in the U.K. to set up a YouTube channel called Trump TV which is basically just videos of them emitting loud fart noises. And sometimes following through. I doubt people could tell the difference from its namesake though.

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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

No #popmaster for me today then I guess

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Crowby @crowby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

R1 - 33 R2 - 33 3 Tins of tuna in 10 #popmaster

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#TheBlame trying so hard to be Line Of Duty with its opening titles and then actual H turns up.

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Ron Swanson: Broken Phone

Is it the older you get, the more times a day you say “fucking piece of shit” or is it just me?

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ALT: Ron Swanson: Broken Phone

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Not sure I’ll bother with this, as I’ll struggle to watch a stuck up, over privileged, talentless buffoon whining for half an hour. She is interviewing Charles Spencer though, who I quite like, so I might watch it.

TV Guide:
Princess Diana: My Sister's Story
6:30pm | BBC ONE E Mid In this UK exclusive, Laura Kuenssberg interviews Earl Spencer after explosive new revelations in his latest book about his sister, Diana, Princess of Wales.

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Talking about animal shit whilst cooking something that looks like vomit, a real winning combo, guys 👌 #SundayBrunch

“You know how when you cook scrambled eggs too much and it goes rubbery… you don’t want that.” I do want that actually Rimmer. That’s how I like my scrambled eggs. #SundayBrunch

Scene: My Brother David - Documentary by Simon Scarboro (1989)

Just revisited this documentary about David Scarboro. The Murdoch press really are the absolute scum of the earth. Pure evil. And they haven’t changed. They harassed this poor young lad to his death. The older I get, the more my heart goes out to him and his family. youtu.be/LMJkVa7GwFA?...

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YouTube video by EastEndersFanForever

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What are Tesco playing at lately? When they’re not stocking basic drinking water for their meal deals, they’re also sticking extra salt in their (already perfectly fine) pizzas! 🍕

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Mike Reid has changed since I last saw him but apparently he still loves Pat Butcher #SaturdayKitchen

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Oh I get it, no food hell option for the Hollywood superstars. Two tier system! #SaturdayKitchen

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