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Carrie

@crookedfang.com
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 22/04/2026
This is disgusting. For the Southern Poverty Law Center to be tax-exempt, take millions of dollars of donations for what appeared to be a noble cause, then pay money to actual Neo-Nazis AND hide the trail? Allegations like these is why I stopped giving to any charity www.justice.gov/opa/media/14...
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 25/02/2026
Watched the SOTU. 2x speed helps for those of us with ADHD. My advice to you is this: Don’t believe recaps. Watch it for yourself. We need to find a better way to govern. I am over the children in politics. But don’t take my word for it. Form your own opinion apart from the news clips.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 13/01/2026
You can just make things.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 12/01/2026
You can just learn things.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 19/10/2025
Hit the big 100k miles Don’t worry, I took this from the passenger seat while husband was driving
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 18/10/2025
I think I need a front end alignment
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 01/10/2025
Being on social media non-stop for a large majority of the citizens got us here and will not get us out of here. Friends I’ve known for ages posting endless scrolls of propaganda is disturbing as it lends the possible illusion that their brains have rotted and all they think about are politics.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 11/09/2025
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 22/08/2025
So torn up about the loss of Brent Hinds. Mastodon is one of my favorite bands. 😔 I hope the bastard that hit him with an entire SUV spends his life in prison.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 08/07/2025
Hot take: I have zero degrees. All my knowledge came from doing and reading. College for the most part is a guided reading program.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 08/07/2025
While testing notes in our new system, I’m dripping sections of Frankenstein in there to test character limits.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 08/07/2025
I’ve created my own problem. Homemade brownies. 🫣
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 07/07/2025
Shelfies. I love to look at my little kingdom of books.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 07/07/2025
Incredibly thought-provoking. Recommended read after mid-life.
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Jordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Here's the trailer to SHE RIDES SHOTGUN, the movie based on my first novel. Polly and Nate are out there in these streets. Check it out. Buy the book; get hep in advance. youtu.be/U9OkHjOnQPg?...
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She Rides Shotgun (2025) Official Trailer - Taron Egerton, Ana Sophia Heger
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 25/03/2025
Finished this in five hours. Unbelievable awesome horror. @sgj.bsky.social is a must-read.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 27/02/2025
I got a neat thing
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 26/01/2025
How winter finds me:
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 16/01/2025
Baking replaced writing for me. For now. At least it tastes better than defeat. Also cooking. The family is so pleased to have good food most of the time.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 14/01/2025
I think I’ll grow carrots this year in a five gallon bucket. Mini growing seems to be less loss of life if I fail at growing food. We eat so many carrots, it’s a no-brainer to make them one of my bigger grows.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 12/01/2025
I’m not going to make the same mistake I did on Twitter just following random people back. So if you’re looking to fluff your numbers, wrong tree. If I know you and you know I know you, say hi.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 12/01/2025
Baked cookies. It’s become a habit almost every weekend, replacing store-bought garbage with made from scratch lovin’ from the oven.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 16/11/2024
Baking and chocolate making is my new obsession It’s my solace after my mother’s death
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 11/02/2024
Also why I quit publishing. I’m not a circus pony.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 11/02/2024
I like this concept. To allow myself to just be terrible but get some words out.
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Loki Highlock @lokihighlock.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
wishing for Eden
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 08/02/2024
The opening graphic makes me immediately hear the theme song from Reading Rainbow in my head.
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Yigit Cakar @yigitcakar.com · 02/02/2024
Author of my favorite book.
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Yigit Cakar @yigitcakar.com · 07/02/2024
Thanks for the artshare Kim! I am Yeet and I love painting shiny stuff.
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 07/02/2024
I suppose those of us brought aboard by bsky itself are elder sires now
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 07/02/2024
Life has been very tough since I last was on but I’m still alive at least 😅
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 26/12/2023
Merry Christmas!
Jack Russell puppy in a jester-style costume, green and red with bells
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 23/12/2023
Dropped off bsky for a long while as I try new drugs and CPAP and just get older and fatter Not dead though
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 23/12/2023
I have dog now
Jack Russell terrier dog in warm brown and ivory looking up wearing a red collar
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 23/10/2023
Cats are so dramatic at the vet. She is a victim and I am cruel and awful and she’ll never speak to me again haha. (Annual exam)
Cat in a turquoise blue cat carrier in the vet’s examination room
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 29/08/2023
Seriously. Screw living near Austin. My home insurance is going to be the death of my staying in the area.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
I said some silly shit about AI. Please to enjoy. Or don't. I don't govern your pleasure centers. I'm not the boss of your mirth. The AI will handle that one day, probably, I dunno.
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Here’s What I Want A.I. To Do
I want artificial intelligence to tell my Roomba* how not to paint my living room floor in dog shit. I want artificial intelligence to let me know when I’m running low on this spice, or that …
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 29/08/2023
Bought and read this on the same day. I’ve been wanting to read it forever and found a used copy.
Cover of the book BLACK ELK SPEAKS as told to John G neihardt
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 24/08/2023
Today the team asked about the butthole cat in our meeting. I think she’s department famous at this point
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 24/08/2023
Today’s cat goals: ✅ Be seen on work meeting call ✅ Be admired by teams ✅ Show 28 people my butthole
My evil snowshoe Siamese cat looking pleased poised over her crunchy cat toys after having shown two work teams her Butthole at once
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 22/08/2023
Ten minutes all-out on the rower? Ha. Hahahahaha. Ahahaahghsb sndnsjnm kill me please
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
picked up a quick ghostwriting gig for a friend's newsletter (btw, if you need a break without missing your posting schedule i do pay what you can* ghostwriting. crista at gmail) so I'm taking meds even though this means I'll be awake till dawn. whee *cause we're all broke
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 22/08/2023
Oh! To be a cat.
Two very lazy cats on the stairs, bellies to the sun. Little cat is snowshoe Siamese and fat cat is lynx siamese
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Uncanny Magazine @uncannymagazine.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Please Repost! "Uncanny Magazine Is Looking for Submissions Editors Once Again!" We are taking applications until September 4! Come and join Team Uncanny! www.uncannymagazine.com/uncanny-maga...
Space Unicorn!
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 22/08/2023
The nearest hope of rain is sliding right underneath us. 44 days of above 100 degrees. Maybe we should turn into nocturnal creatures. Can you imagine a dead city by day and traffic jams at 2am rush hour?
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 21/08/2023
🥐🐱 le chat est un croissant!
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 21/08/2023
It’s hot here in Austin and it feels like an open oven outside. What have you been up to?
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Carrie @crookedfang.com · 16/08/2023
I can’t believe the writers have been on strike for more than 100 days. 🥺
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leif erikson @leaf.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
humans are all running the same bonding software under the hood. mortal enemies will sheath their blades to profess love for their pets
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