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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™

@crookeddick.bsky.social
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NCCG is a partisan think tank. Our mission is to advance principles detrimental to democracy: civic disengagement, unethical leadership, disrespect for the rule of law, resentment, Sino-American relations & voter apathy. Not right or left but backward.

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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 5h
Today I was interviewed to be @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's new antisemitism czar. The interview didn't last 5 minutes. Apparently, Zohran and I have very different definitions of "antisemitism czar."
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ladies and gentleman, now presenting gay musician Brian Wilson and his Beach Boys: "I'm thinkin up gay situations I'm gettin my excitations (oom-bop-bop) I'm thinkin up gay situations (gay situations, bop-bop) (chorus) gay, gay, gay situations"
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sartre would hate your ass too, bro
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they rediscovered william gibson from first principles
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
checking out the frugal section of another city's craigslist
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gay hasan piker: "i love hamas... and cock"
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
these people are really gonna have egg on their face in the coming months. this super el nino is no joke. been watching hurricane polo closely, and it is so extreme that meteorologists, who are well-acquainted with extremes, report that they're struggling to describe it.
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what i wanna know about the new GTA is how soon i can ditch the broad
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How dare he disrespect our Democratic podcast hosts like that. Who the hell does he think he is?
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who believes anything if you tell him
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I says I went to a lesbian bar in Massachusetts that was mask-only. I said, "What? No femmes?"
Rodney Dangerfield says "I says I went to a lesbian bar in Massachusetts that was mask-only. I said, "What? No femmes?""
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
El Nino is Spanish for... The Nino Skit
ALT: El Nino is Spanish for... The Nino Skit
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
she likud on my kibbutz til i yahu
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
she miss rachel on my disney adult til I bluey
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
for the folks back home, this is what logan paul was dressed in when it happened.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's so gross to distinguish truth from falsehood. To not be gross, we should fall for false made-up things that don't exist. Otherwise, we are being disrespectful.
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
jews are not discriminated against in any way that stacks up to other minorities in the United States of America. get over it, bro
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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grannyvalkyrie.bsky.social @grannyvalkyrie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone sent this to me
Blake tm @neilnevins posts a picture of two men sitting at a table across another man who tells them "how's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enters you two." 

"What if we want free Palestine, Murray?" 

"I reckon youll get lots of things for free when youre proper Rockstar. This might be your tickets"
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know I enjoy reddit a lot more when I read it in @murderxbryan.bsky.social's reddit guy voice in my head
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dudes rock
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Those damn Kennedys never change.
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i went to old navy this weekend and it just ain't what it used to be. thankfully, there will be a gap soon. that news soothed my white soul
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@angieforfl.bsky.social The Nixon Center for Crooked Governance whole-heartedly endorses Angie Nixon and her pro-Nixon agenda. No relation, of course.
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dave's not here man
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What is it, what nameless, inscrutable, unearthly thing is it
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bald white guy with the text next to him that has significant blackout redactions to read "socialism is like heroin. great"
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I lived, bitch.
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Nixon Center would like to clarify our position on USAID. NCCG has collaborated directly with USAID on multiple projects. Let us assure you, NCCG has done more for ag in the global south than every one of NCCG's critics combined. Of course, we must be discrete about the details of that work.
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
blathering moron disease has infected my feed today. god give me strength
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
chat, why is it that every time a woman is alone in an elevator with me, they seem really uncomfortable?
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My politics? I'm socially autistic and fiscally retarded.
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh come on. Israel is really going to make Jewish Space Lasers? Jesus christ.
jpost.com
Katz: Israel developing space lasers, advances in space warfare capabilities | The Jerusalem Post
"As of today, no country has the ability to mount attacks in space. We must be the leading country in the world with this capability," said Katz.
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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, I wish they didn't set mirrors behind the bar 'Cause I can't stand to look at my face When I don't know where you are And then the feeling fades away But you sort of wish it would've stayed Inside the golden days of missing you
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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Where nothing's wrong and no one's asking But the fear's so strong it leaves you gasping
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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection
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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I love to see a rainbow from a garden hose
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lindsey clancy is kinda cute.
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Liberals think they can cook up some content nuke to drop on Hasan. But what they don't understand is that roaches can survive nukes.
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
what if instead of john ossoff it was suck ossoff
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well chat I've decided to quit nicotine cold-turkey. I am now in the depths of despair. All there is to feel is self-loathing.
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have only been to one Buccees in my life. Walking through it stirred up the same feelings I had when visiting Dachau. Never again.
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The foundations for the modern US's financial imperialism were literally laid down in Vietnam-era Canada. They agreed to buy our US Treasury IOUs instead of converting their dollars to gold. They were the first to take the bait. I am going to bed but I can share receipts if others are interested.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Inside you there are two wolves
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn RIP Dolly Parton. Did you know that the first cloned animal "Dolly" the sheep was named after her because it was cloned from breast tissue?
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Nixon Center for Crooked Governance™ @crookeddick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
lol when did i get blocked by Matilda
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