croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 14hCroissanthology 💢💢💢💢💢 🟠Disapproves 🔘 Suggests sparing ants 💢 ALERT THE QUEEN 070
Reposted by croissanthologynorvid_studies @norvid-studies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is a joke but it's interesting to see how the centaur age kind of supercharges people in their own bespoke directions and no two people really go off on the same amplified trajectory, for the most part. examples: 7914
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 04/10/2026You're always posting this stuff at topical times 240
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 04/10/2026don't reward them, they were fishing for attention 060
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 04/10/2026You didn't answer the question... Why so secretive about your desk, corvid boy 110
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 04/10/2026that's all well and good but let's see norvid_studies' desk now 110
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 03/10/2026Short post on missing LLM embodiment as a potential reason we haven't seen mass unemployment yet croissanthology.substack.com/p/missing-th...croissanthology.substack.comMissing "thereness" in current models~Embodiment load-bearing to employment statistics? 191
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 03/10/2026oh yeah I've been using this for months, perks of being a beta tester 130
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026*live view* my my what could this notification be about oh dear 030
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026I've been hired by an AI-labelling startup, and all we do all day is label pictures as weet or crepp (this is how jev works btw) 080
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026I don't really know what happened to the grammar in that sentence, I think I got distracted and then forgot the tense I had settled on 030
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026soon we'll be able to vibe-coding this stuff into atomspace! 240
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026wait till I ask macron a policy question and add him to the roster 020
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026True, but I had to report that plan into the future 110
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 01/10/2026Thebes isn't here... And my handle has said "in SF" for like 10 days now 120
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 01/10/2026well I also just got here 2 days ago. I dunno what I could do to decorate it. plushies? a pair of live crows? a potted plant? 220
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 30/09/2026Lmao I love how as he goes he has to scrounge for more and more obscure and specific futurisms to isaac 010
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 29/09/2026Yes. I don't have enough money for a real lawyer but my grok agent assures me it's got this in the bag and can pass the bar just fine 051
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 29/09/2026If it were, would you want me to answer yes and thus infect you 140
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 29/09/2026furiously cackling when I imagine norvid doing this. also norvid you were complaining I wrote too little but suddenly, when I write 300 tweets in 2 days, you don't even bother to like every single one of them?? 230
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 28/09/2026this is why I subscribe to Ed Zitron University online courses Anniversary Bundle 010
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 27/09/2026... and now I'm the lobotomized expressionless Internet user you all know and love 030
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 23/09/2026dunkin' what else is like this *coughs out featherball* hi I'm mr.studies heuristic 171
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 22/09/2026it's all fun and games about british museum discourse until it happens to you, too 120
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 19/09/2026in general and perhaps mostly outside his campaigns I think napoleon bathed constantly, for hours 010
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 18/09/2026really goddamn long time. there'ssooooo much going on. each week feels like a decade in the Lenin sense, and that's probably historically accurate!! also tons of personal stuff I got through really making theseprobably the two most packed years of my life—which makes sense given its when I left nest 131
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 16/09/2026they've got a cool on-theme-with-nordic-mythology central wooden trunk thing going on 020
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 16/09/2026ooh I went to a norwegian church like that, but pretty sure the one in that photo was burned down by a lunatic and then rebuilt 340
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 16/09/2026woah buddy this is only the punchline of a series of strips on this topic, one of which roughly begins with "oh man I have a report due on bats" and is a better contender for norvids reference 141