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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 14h
Croissanthology 💢💢💢💢💢 🟠Disapproves 🔘 Suggests sparing ants 💢 ALERT THE QUEEN
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norvid_studies @norvid-studies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is a joke but it's interesting to see how the centaur age kind of supercharges people in their own bespoke directions and no two people really go off on the same amplified trajectory, for the most part. examples:
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 04/10/2026
You're always posting this stuff at topical times
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 04/10/2026
don't reward them, they were fishing for attention
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 04/10/2026
You didn't answer the question... Why so secretive about your desk, corvid boy
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 04/10/2026
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 04/10/2026
that's all well and good but let's see norvid_studies' desk now
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 03/10/2026
Short post on missing LLM embodiment as a potential reason we haven't seen mass unemployment yet croissanthology.substack.com/p/missing-th...
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Missing "thereness" in current models
~Embodiment load-bearing to employment statistics?
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 03/10/2026
This is pretty cool
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 03/10/2026
oh yeah I've been using this for months, perks of being a beta tester
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 03/10/2026
duck bunckers... is this anything...
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 03/10/2026
WHAT where did the OTHER ONE GO
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 03/10/2026
I have two small ones on my desk atm
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026
*live view* my my what could this notification be about oh dear
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026
is this true
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026
I've been hired by an AI-labelling startup, and all we do all day is label pictures as weet or crepp (this is how jev works btw)
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026
yeah this might be a frenchism
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026
I don't really know what happened to the grammar in that sentence, I think I got distracted and then forgot the tense I had settled on
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026
soon we'll be able to vibe-coding this stuff into atomspace!
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026
where do I fit on your desk setup
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026
wait till I ask macron a policy question and add him to the roster
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026
True, but I had to report that plan into the future
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 01/10/2026
Thebes isn't here... And my handle has said "in SF" for like 10 days now
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 01/10/2026
well I also just got here 2 days ago. I dunno what I could do to decorate it. plushies? a pair of live crows? a potted plant?
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 01/10/2026
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 30/09/2026
Lmao I love how as he goes he has to scrounge for more and more obscure and specific futurisms to isaac
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 29/09/2026
Yes. I don't have enough money for a real lawyer but my grok agent assures me it's got this in the bag and can pass the bar just fine
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 29/09/2026
If it were, would you want me to answer yes and thus infect you
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 29/09/2026
furiously cackling when I imagine norvid doing this. also norvid you were complaining I wrote too little but suddenly, when I write 300 tweets in 2 days, you don't even bother to like every single one of them??
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 29/09/2026
no.
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 28/09/2026
man, ducks are the best bird
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 28/09/2026
this is why I subscribe to Ed Zitron University online courses Anniversary Bundle
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 27/09/2026
... and now I'm the lobotomized expressionless Internet user you all know and love
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 23/09/2026
dunkin' what else is like this *coughs out featherball* hi I'm mr.studies heuristic
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 23/09/2026
caw caw clawm heuristic
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 23/09/2026
awwwww
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 22/09/2026
it's all fun and games about british museum discourse until it happens to you, too
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 22/09/2026
I may be using claude in chrome a lot
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 22/09/2026
GRAAAAAACK
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 19/09/2026
in general and perhaps mostly outside his campaigns I think napoleon bathed constantly, for hours
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 18/09/2026
x.com/norvid_studi...
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 18/09/2026
really goddamn long time. there'ssooooo much going on. each week feels like a decade in the Lenin sense, and that's probably historically accurate!! also tons of personal stuff I got through really making theseprobably the two most packed years of my life—which makes sense given its when I left nest
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 18/09/2026
hey that's 10% of my life... not so tiny
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 18/09/2026
look I'm two!
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 17/09/2026
@norvid-studies.bsky.social go hogs!
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 16/09/2026
warclod raaaah
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 16/09/2026
they've got a cool on-theme-with-nordic-mythology central wooden trunk thing going on
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 16/09/2026
ooh I went to a norwegian church like that, but pretty sure the one in that photo was burned down by a lunatic and then rebuilt
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 16/09/2026
woah buddy this is only the punchline of a series of strips on this topic, one of which roughly begins with "oh man I have a report due on bats" and is a better contender for norvids reference
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 14/09/2026
I have great friends.
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