croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 09/10/2026this feels so weird... soon, I think an entirely new persona-model of norvid will bloom inside my mind, as my brain subconsciously pins him for the type of guy to pick this as his pfp 210
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 09/10/2026claim / what else is like this / caw caw I'm a crow For ages, we've heard the same things from our most beloved moots. Like an endless chocolate fountain of drivel, or a lawn sprinkler of yapping. But the time for change. Is now. 3171
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 04/10/2026You're always posting this stuff at topical times 240
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 02/10/2026*live view* my my what could this notification be about oh dear 030
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 16/09/2026woah buddy this is only the punchline of a series of strips on this topic, one of which roughly begins with "oh man I have a report due on bats" and is a better contender for norvids reference 141
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 03/07/2026*going to a small french town in the middle of nowhere to get away from it all* getting away from it all: 414411
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 01/07/2026I usually don't look at polymarket for things but currently this link is just a French sugar rush so I check it from time to time to grin or let out a hearty chuckle. I believe the top chicken market can match or surpass this amount of liquidity 130
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 24/06/2026France's official government advice form—AC is for the weak and lazy who enjoy useless capitalist trinkets which are just *so distasteful* echh—and this has gotten to the point where the party with the current monopoly on untasteful things (extreme right) has legalizing AC as a major talking 120
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 22/06/2026leaving 1-2 bottles in the fridge of this stuff is awesome for when the weather is uhhhh 010
croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 17/06/2026@norvid-studies.bsky.social I'd like to report a missorted entry in your most recent Substack issue "I Hate Mondays" 130
