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Crocodile Dandee

@crocdandee.bsky.social
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Gamer dad going through a 1/3 life crisis.

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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I feel like articles advertising new games are getting a bit too wild with their comparisons. "Destiny 2 meets Solitaire and Bloodborne in new turn-based souls-lite FPS coming 2027" Calm down, mate. #gaming
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Little meaty gift from the farmer parents
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Sick as a dog, but at least I've got my steamdeck to entertain me! #gaming #steamdeck
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Anyone have any tips/tricks for playing Dragons Dogma II? I'm really enjoying the exploration, but combat seems really hard as a spell caster.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Post yourself in B&W 🖤🤍
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Are lychees just plant testicles?
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
First batch of cold brew ready for xmas! 🎁
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I've clearly forgotten how much fun a good horror game can be! clips.twitch.tv/AggressiveAf...
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CrocodileDandee - Jumpscare Settings?
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Going to be jumping on for my annual one-off stream at 8:30pm AEST. Come say hi! Playing The Cabin Factory. Hopefully won't scare me silly like Visage did. www.twitch.tv/CrocodileDan...
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scooby doo and shaggy from the scooby doo show
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Orly? I like VR, movies and Rupert Grint - I'll have to check it out!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
This place is a vibe
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Sus af
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
What's a song that lives in your head rent-free? I feel like I'm always singing this to myself. youtu.be/GbomlWknAOQ?...
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Any Given Day - Home Is Where The Heart Is (Official Music Video)
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
How do y'all just have photos from your childhood ready to post XD
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
If I don't get to bang a bear like in BG3 I'll be devo
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Love a good backlight!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Just in time for the next steam sale! XD
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 14/12/2024
Incels when a woman in a video game looks like a woman in real life.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Which games?
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
There is a zero percent chance that the designers of this Xmas tree were oblivious as to what they were releasing into the world.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Definitely Spyro the Dragon. My dad sat me down with the controller and a custard tart and we took turns playing. Core memory.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I bought a power washer after playing power-wash simulator. The game is more relaxing than its irl version XD
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I'm really hungry for a game that I can jump into, play a few rounds, have fun, then turn off. Is anyone playing Marvel Rivals? I really enjoyed OG Overwatch back in the day and I'm hoping MR is as fun. Certainly looks fun!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I'm concerned that my account is slowly becoming just egg puns
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
You'd be hard-boiled to find a better list
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Time to feed my pet algorithm. I just f***ing love games hey. 🤘 Dark Souls 🤘 Elden Ring 🤘 Cyberpunk 2077 🤘 Bloodborne 🤘 Sekiro 🤘 Lords of the Fallen 🤘 The Finals 🤘 Overwatch 🤘 Diablo IV 🤘 Last Epoch Hope we can get together and share pics of FromSoftware tattoos.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Which is your favourite faction? And why is it the Aldecaldos?
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Tonight is gaming niiiiight. Let's goooo!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
There's positives to all the egg attention. You've just gotta look on... the sunny side.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sounds like Bluesky... poached you
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Sounds like a killer week!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I mean, it will be true as soon as his term ends...
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Are you self-employed? 🤣
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
ANOTHER!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
How is everyone finding Stalker 2? Worth picking up or should I wait a bit?
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It's wild to think that developers only had one shot to release a final product. No "we'll fix it later" or "it will get better with time". Once it's out, that's it.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Elden Ring & Baldurs Gate 3. Easy. Exceptionally written fantasy with great replayability.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Me at work rn waiting to hit up the team Xmas party at lunch
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Are passionfruits just alien eggs?
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm so jealooooous! Snow Angel time!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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The Mosh Network 🤘🏼 @themosh.net · 28/11/2024
Knocked Loose Brings the Breakdown to ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ with Poppy Collaboration themosh.net/knocked-loos...
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Knocked Loose Brings the Breakdown to ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ with Poppy Collaboration
Kentucky metalcore powerhouse Knocked Loose made their late-night TV debut on November 26th as the featured musical guest on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’. The band teamed up with genre-defying artist Poppy fo...
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Ah, like birthday parties!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Mfw I'm Australian and everyone's posting about Thanksgiving
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Eggcellent news!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
All over it! Mr Prepared over here...
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
🎵🎙We built Night City on Rock & Roll🎙🎵
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
NPCs that walk faster than your character's walk but slower than your character's run 100%
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