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Crocodile Dandee

@crocdandee.bsky.social
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Gamer dad going through a 1/3 life crisis.

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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I feel like articles advertising new games are getting a bit too wild with their comparisons. "Destiny 2 meets Solitaire and Bloodborne in new turn-based souls-lite FPS coming 2027" Calm down, mate. #gaming
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Little meaty gift from the farmer parents
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Sick as a dog, but at least I've got my steamdeck to entertain me! #gaming #steamdeck
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Anyone have any tips/tricks for playing Dragons Dogma II? I'm really enjoying the exploration, but combat seems really hard as a spell caster.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Post yourself in B&W 🖤🤍
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Are lychees just plant testicles?
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
First batch of cold brew ready for xmas! 🎁
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I've clearly forgotten how much fun a good horror game can be! clips.twitch.tv/AggressiveAf...
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CrocodileDandee - Jumpscare Settings?
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Going to be jumping on for my annual one-off stream at 8:30pm AEST. Come say hi! Playing The Cabin Factory. Hopefully won't scare me silly like Visage did. www.twitch.tv/CrocodileDan...
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
This place is a vibe
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
What's a song that lives in your head rent-free? I feel like I'm always singing this to myself. youtu.be/GbomlWknAOQ?...
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Any Given Day - Home Is Where The Heart Is (Official Music Video)
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 14/12/2024
Incels when a woman in a video game looks like a woman in real life.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
There is a zero percent chance that the designers of this Xmas tree were oblivious as to what they were releasing into the world.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I'm really hungry for a game that I can jump into, play a few rounds, have fun, then turn off. Is anyone playing Marvel Rivals? I really enjoyed OG Overwatch back in the day and I'm hoping MR is as fun. Certainly looks fun!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Time to feed my pet algorithm. I just f***ing love games hey. 🤘 Dark Souls 🤘 Elden Ring 🤘 Cyberpunk 2077 🤘 Bloodborne 🤘 Sekiro 🤘 Lords of the Fallen 🤘 The Finals 🤘 Overwatch 🤘 Diablo IV 🤘 Last Epoch Hope we can get together and share pics of FromSoftware tattoos.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Tonight is gaming niiiiight. Let's goooo!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
How is everyone finding Stalker 2? Worth picking up or should I wait a bit?
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Me at work rn waiting to hit up the team Xmas party at lunch
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Are passionfruits just alien eggs?
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The Mosh Network 🤘🏼 @themosh.net · 28/11/2024
Knocked Loose Brings the Breakdown to ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ with Poppy Collaboration themosh.net/knocked-loos...
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Knocked Loose Brings the Breakdown to ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ with Poppy Collaboration
Kentucky metalcore powerhouse Knocked Loose made their late-night TV debut on November 26th as the featured musical guest on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’. The band teamed up with genre-defying artist Poppy fo...
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Mfw I'm Australian and everyone's posting about Thanksgiving
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
🎵🎙We built Night City on Rock & Roll🎙🎵
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It's hump day! 🤩 Maybe! 🤔 I hope! 🫣 (Enjoy your Wednesday)
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Post a video game gif from the year you were born
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Finally rolled credits on Cyberpunk 2077. Aldecaldos for life babyyyy!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Xmas is the time for games!
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Nothing quite as disorienting as jumping back into a world/story rich game after taking a big break. Cyberpunk 2077 - looking at you, buddy.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I'm here wondering if it's my destiny to get into some dinosaur nuggets later. My oven:
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Why does Australia have to be so hooooooot 🔥🥵
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
MFW I completely missed the PS5 30th anniversary controller launch.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Finished watching The Penguin last night. What a show. Top tier performances from all cast members. Fantastic writing and directing. Didn't feel like a superhero cash grab. Though they did my boy Victor dirty at the end there 🤬 Keen for another villain story if it's produced the same way.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Absolutely stoked with this one. Need ideas for my next FromSoftware tattoo.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Overwatch Classic makes me so sad. Longing to go back to those OW1 days where people were still toxic af but Hanzo had scatter arrow. Good times.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This hurts my soul
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If you see this, post a Vampire and pass it on! 🩸🖤
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Any recommendations for co-op horror games? Just finished Escape the Backrooms, pants un-soiled. #horror #gaming
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Introduction post. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I was told to just do it by Shia LaBeouf in 2015. Gaming > Dark Souls > Bloodborne > Cyberpunk 2077 > Horror Games > Indies Music > Metal TV > Brooklyn Nine-Nine > Family Guy > Anything by Mike Flanagan > Reality trash That was fun.
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Crocodile Dandee @crocdandee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Tips for gamers in their 30s with a toddler? How do you get your gaming time in?
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