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It'z Criz

@cristopia.bsky.social
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27 | Software Developer | Mediterranean with a 🏳️‍🌈✨Twist✨🏳️‍🌈 www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/PQ8… 📖 · 🧠 · 📸 · 🏳️‍🌈 · 🇪🇸 · 🎮

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Count Santorcula @huskyfit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Me when asked why I date 32 year olds:
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well, I can say the bridges are pretty much burnt but I got an answer which at least it's something
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The bridges are truly getting burnt by the second lol
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Omg omg omg random thoughts. Getting my ear pierced?
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kennedy @sillyfroot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well, this surely was a Chronicle of a Death Foretold The day did to downhill since I got up on the wrong side of the bed
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Today is such an Olivia Rodrigo type of day
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I may have woken up with the wrong foot because these code reviews I’m making are savage I am having no mercy
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SAD is sadding 🫩 Sundays scaries and the SAD are kicking my arse
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So sad I didn't get tickets today to watch La Bola Negra and I need to wait another month I feel as a Spaniard (Granadino even! Where Lorca was from!) I should be compensated with a free ticket Los Javis, si veis esto, haced magia o algo
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Love walking from Aviva Studios to Spinningfields and seeing a literally trail of bottles, cans and plastic cups I imagine there was an event last night?? But also why are people so filthy jeez
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😃
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In this weeks maxi challenge, Cristóbal goes clothing shopping and gets massively overwhelmed by the options and ends up without anything
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh well I feel like a truck just ran over me
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think getting the Flu and Covid jabs at the same time was a wrong idea It has knocked me down
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gym motivation is back! Managed to do 90kg (and 13reps!) with the hip thrust machine 4 months ago I was struggling with 40kg 🤪
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy Carly day to those who celebrate 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MOTHER #theTraitors
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Blooms. Any recommendations on kitchen ware? My set of pots and pans are starting to say goodbye 🥺
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does the existence of Stair Masters imply the existence of Stair Slaves? Or is it more a Dom/Sub situation?
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Having to smash it at the gym or else I’ll quit my job. 🙂‍↕️
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Jimmy @jimmyajaa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you the one liking ABD content in our adjacent friend group fess up and I’m laying hands on your NONCE ass
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh the daily menty B because I truly don't know what to wear for Halloween 😶‍🌫️
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The person who discovered who to eat an artichoke. What were they thinking?
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got my performance review in 30 mins (last thing of the day, they do hate me) and I want to die 💀💀
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💪🏼✌🏼
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We should delete traffic. What do you mean I got stuck 25 mins in an uber for a ride that should be 10??? Clear all the traffic so I don’t have any issues thanks x
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CTO invited me to a random 1-2-1 year it’s a 10mins margin, and randomly disappeared 5 mins before the meeting And here I am, feeling sick
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💪🏼✌🏼
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can sense hoodie season is almost here and I can’t be happier 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay this hangover is pissing me off I need to do stuff today 🫩🫩
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got indeed silly and drunk, maybe too drunk but never too silly
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going out to get silly and drunk 🙂‍↕️
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jocktober means if you’re going out you need to wear a jock. Right? 😳
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LET ME LIIIIVE Why is ChatGPT obsessed with me trying to change pictures??
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dentist called me a good boy* and that he’s really happy and proud of my dental health 🥺🥺 After the past ordeal I had, happy to be getting that feedback *not with those words but in my head he meant it like that 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard could be a ride? #Traitors
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm ROOTING so badly for Prof Hannah Fry, like come on queen
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jocktober and recently I got my first jock Should I 🫪
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got ID… for buying paracetamol Ma’am, I’m closer to 30yo than ever. Are we for real??
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Neil Pickles @neilrpickles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TikTok giving me Carly Rae Jepsen singing one of my favourite songs, love it, then I look at the top comment and I am dead
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In a sudden need of French toast
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gm
pic of a desk with two chairs facing a bed with text that reads "Behold, the cuck commentary desk"
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love how people from work complain about things not getting done, but when you ask them to do something (so you can continue working otherwise you can't move on) they go completely silent So only it matters if it affects them but not if they are blocking others from working. I see
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is the season that I start having headaches every morning 😭
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I accidentally put cumin instead of cinnamon in my coffee. Sunday is cancelled; I may cry
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Debbii Dawson, the fun girl you are
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New doctor also made the effort to call me by my full name (two surnames included) on a decent pronunciation? I may need to get married
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It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why is the doctors waiting room full of hot people???
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