Reposted by It'z CrizCount Santorcula @huskyfit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Me when asked why I date 32 year olds: 23803
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Well, I can say the bridges are pretty much burnt but I got an answer which at least it's something 010
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The bridges are truly getting burnt by the second lol 150
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Omg omg omg random thoughts. Getting my ear pierced? 150
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Well, this surely was a Chronicle of a Death Foretold The day did to downhill since I got up on the wrong side of the bed 200
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I may have woken up with the wrong foot because these code reviews I’m making are savage I am having no mercy 190
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026SAD is sadding Sundays scaries and the SAD are kicking my arse 060
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So sad I didn't get tickets today to watch La Bola Negra and I need to wait another month I feel as a Spaniard (Granadino even! Where Lorca was from!) I should be compensated with a free ticket Los Javis, si veis esto, haced magia o algo 120
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Love walking from Aviva Studios to Spinningfields and seeing a literally trail of bottles, cans and plastic cups I imagine there was an event last night?? But also why are people so filthy jeez 060
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026In this weeks maxi challenge, Cristóbal goes clothing shopping and gets massively overwhelmed by the options and ends up without anything 2140
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think getting the Flu and Covid jabs at the same time was a wrong idea It has knocked me down 150
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Gym motivation is back! Managed to do 90kg (and 13reps!) with the hip thrust machine 4 months ago I was struggling with 40kg 🤪 240
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Blooms. Any recommendations on kitchen ware? My set of pots and pans are starting to say goodbye 🥺 410
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Does the existence of Stair Masters imply the existence of Stair Slaves? Or is it more a Dom/Sub situation? 110
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Having to smash it at the gym or else I’ll quit my job. 🙂↕️ 040
Reposted by It'z CrizJimmy @jimmyajaa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you the one liking ABD content in our adjacent friend group fess up and I’m laying hands on your NONCE ass 2121
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh the daily menty B because I truly don't know what to wear for Halloween 😶🌫️ 020
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The person who discovered who to eat an artichoke. What were they thinking? 140
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Got my performance review in 30 mins (last thing of the day, they do hate me) and I want to die 💀💀 050
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We should delete traffic. What do you mean I got stuck 25 mins in an uber for a ride that should be 10??? Clear all the traffic so I don’t have any issues thanks x 230
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026CTO invited me to a random 1-2-1 year it’s a 10mins margin, and randomly disappeared 5 mins before the meeting And here I am, feeling sick 130
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can sense hoodie season is almost here and I can’t be happier 🙂↕️🙂↕️ 060
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay this hangover is pissing me off I need to do stuff today 110
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I got indeed silly and drunk, maybe too drunk but never too silly 190
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jocktober means if you’re going out you need to wear a jock. Right? 😳 0110
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026LET ME LIIIIVE Why is ChatGPT obsessed with me trying to change pictures?? 000
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dentist called me a good boy* and that he’s really happy and proud of my dental health 🥺🥺 After the past ordeal I had, happy to be getting that feedback *not with those words but in my head he meant it like that 🙂↕️🙂↕️ 1100
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm ROOTING so badly for Prof Hannah Fry, like come on queen 031
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jocktober and recently I got my first jock Should I 3190
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Got ID… for buying paracetamol Ma’am, I’m closer to 30yo than ever. Are we for real?? 170
Reposted by It'z CrizNeil Pickles @neilrpickles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026TikTok giving me Carly Rae Jepsen singing one of my favourite songs, love it, then I look at the top comment and I am dead 0114
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me frstatic.klipy.comNikocado Avocado's Mukbang Rage BreakdownALT: Nikocado Avocado's Mukbang Rage Breakdown 010
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I love how people from work complain about things not getting done, but when you ask them to do something (so you can continue working otherwise you can't move on) they go completely silent So only it matters if it affects them but not if they are blocking others from working. I see 030
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It is the season that I start having headaches every morning 😭 010
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I accidentally put cumin instead of cinnamon in my coffee. Sunday is cancelled; I may cry 070
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026New doctor also made the effort to call me by my full name (two surnames included) on a decent pronunciation? I may need to get married 080
It'z Criz @cristopia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why is the doctors waiting room full of hot people??? 110