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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦

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Man, fuck deez fascists. Fuck em right in the ear.

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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
GOOOO HAAAABS GOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Dune Quotes @dunequotes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Habs looking GREAT!! Very encouraging:) #gohabsgo
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I predict Habs are gonna break their own lowest shots on goal record but win the game. Craziness!! GO HABS GO!!!
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/03/2026
The entire administration is just an AI chat bot trained on GI Joe.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Not one but TWO editorials about how much of a communist Mamdani is in Wapo today. One advising dems not to fall prey to his commie instincts from bro at the AEI. The other condemning him for supporting nurses. Thank God we have Bezos to tell us how to feel about democratic socialism!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Guys, this is not just any right-wing news guy, this is David Zere, the one-time owner of a pasta factory and the representative for a Russian "mob-tied" real estate developer for a Long Island project.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
#phish ⭕️ #pick5 MSG N3 12.30.25 Tweezer SOAM Mound Free Hey Stranger Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Welcome to the trolligarchy.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
It's pretty fucking fearless to go back and do your goddamn oversight visit where they last framed you for assault.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Sometimes, when I have a spare $7k sitting around and I’m wondering what to do with it, I decide to get an aggressively hideous purse that looks like celery.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What do you buy for the billionaire who has everything? How about this butt shaped bag from Bergdorf? Make it easy for them to display their obscene wealth through such prodigal bad taste.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Canadian TV show mocks Donald Trump.
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The American Prospect @prospect.org · 13/11/2025
Democrats have a winning message: people can’t afford to live. But solving the affordability crisis means Dems will have to confront their crypto and Wall Street backers. From Robert Kuttner: trib.al/7mOtJmo
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A Blessing in Disguise? - The American Prospect
The Republicans now own the reopening of the government on Trump’s terms, and they have a real problem when it comes to the cost crisis. Whether that helps the Democrats depends entirely on how the Democrats play it.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The problem with est dems in two screenshots:
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Thus always to the motherfuckin tyrants
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
In DC on Saturday for #nokings— I’ll be in a sloth costume doing interpretive dance, come find me and dance!! (This video is not me! Hope to see fellow dancing sloth there tho!) youtube.com/shorts/lKr3o...
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Baby, I got your money 🤑 #SHORTS
YouTube video by Only Sloths
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
There's no such thing as a democracy Roomba. We're going to have to clean all this shit up ourselves. Find an event at the link, and come join millions of your neighbors on October 18 for No Kings Day. www.nokings.org
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No Kings
As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Phish N2 Hampton picks: 1. SOAM 2. Crosseyed 3. Scent of a Mule 4. Taste 5. Say it to me S.A.N.T.O.S.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Phish at Hampton was rockin last night! Party on! Looking forward to tonight and Sunday, I feel like the energy is gonna just keep ramping up. Forever grateful to these four magicians.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Gavin Newsom, Tim Walz, gov Pritzker. Who’s next? Get off the weaksauce train!!
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
YEAH THATS RIGHT now can the DNC just hire Mamdani’s social media team after he trounces Cuomo for the second time? This is how it’s done.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
After that sick spac run, decided to get Hampton tix. Now I’m so excited I have a headache!!! #phish
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Still the best band in the world, still awesome af after not seeing them for 20 years. #phish
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Cosmo appreciates a nice sheepskin rug.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Lazy Cosmo Sunday
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
So one way to destroy forever chemicals is for us to drink them, I guess.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Happy spring!
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Good morning from Cosmo and this bag
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Not a care in the goddamn world.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Hey fellas: is having sex with women gay?
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Maxim Leyzerovich @round.is · 03/04/2025
it’s the stupid, economy
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Finally got around to deactivating my Twitter account. Worried they’ll still be able to see all my anti-Trump stuff.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Madness on the floor of the senate right now. Absolute madness the dems are capitulating like this. They had one tiny piece of power and instead of using it they knelt down and handed it over. For nothing.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
You ever notice how people who say the tariffs will cause "some disturbances" and "some discomfort" are people with a net worth in millions and billions WHO WILL NEVER FEEL THE FUCKING PAIN? YOU will feel it. I will feel it. But our pain is a sacrifice they're willing to make.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The dems need to kick into high gear. Today. Not only to try to change this fascist direction we’re headed in but to signal the rest of the world that the opposition party and at least half the country are completely against what Trump-n-em are doing. We need to align with our allies and fight.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Gotta admit this is kinda fun gulfof.mapquest.com
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Gulf of Map Explorer
Create and share your own custom Gulf maps with MapQuest
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Phish1991Amy @amykate4.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
A thread. Best Phish shows by year 1991-2004. My choices for shows I attended and ones I didn’t. 75 shows attended 91-04. Will visit future years another time
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
At least we have cats.
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Ellen L. Weintraub @ellenlweintraub.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
We’re only a couple weeks in and already I see peoples’ eyes glaze over. I already feel like Cassandra. I’m trying to tell folks the things that are happening and they just don’t want to believe it. I’m not talking about Trump voters, either. People are checking out. We’re so fucked.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Baby Cosmo hated Nazis.
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Cats hate treasonous bastards.
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Nero plays golf... @gebnor.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
“We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.” – Ronald Reagan (1988)
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Daily hip hop lyrics: I got a letter from the DMV The other day I opened and read it It said they were suckers. —The Pharcyde
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Dune Quotes @dunequotes.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
And as the aristocracy develops, government tends more and more to act exclusively in the interests of the ruling class
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🇨🇦Cristabel🇨🇦 @cristabel.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Why is everyone on my local weatherman FB page (who started shit by posting about the Gulf name) insisting that Trump changed the name to get around Biden’s drilling ban that only applies to the Mexican Gulf not the American one? Where are they getting this? It’s resonating.
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