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king crissle

@crissle.com
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MSEd. dog mom.

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king crissle @crissle.com · 10/01/2026
truly a global problem
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king crissle @crissle.com · 29/12/2025
i don't know what this means but thank you!
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king crissle @crissle.com · 07/12/2025
the 4th quarter of this bengals/bills game is batshit
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Momo Ayase @toripls.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
listening to The Read, @crissle.com said guess what the last book was that Juelz Santana read? immediately I said 48 Laws of Power. SURE ENOUGH 😂😂😂😂😂 of course that’s what it was LMAOOOO
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king crissle @crissle.com · 14/11/2025
TELL THESE NIGGAS!!
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king crissle @crissle.com · 30/10/2025
👀 let me go look this up
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king crissle @crissle.com · 23/10/2025
tomato, lettuce, hard shells, sour cream 💀
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king crissle @crissle.com · 28/09/2025
💀
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king crissle @crissle.com · 28/09/2025
Are you calling A’ja Pebble 💀💀💀
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king crissle @crissle.com · 19/09/2025
lmfaoooo let me go press play
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king crissle @crissle.com · 07/09/2025
Love when both games I'm watching go to halftime at the same time.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 05/09/2025
NONE!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
What a profoundly stupid way to start the NFL season
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king crissle @crissle.com · 05/09/2025
i cannot believe that nigga spit on dak in first six fucking seconds of this game
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Papii’s Requiem @al-weighs.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
“If you don’t trust men, why are you dating?” @crissle.com whacked thousands with that one. 🤭😅
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king crissle @crissle.com · 18/07/2025
That’s what I was thinking like where is the security in all this? SMH.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 18/07/2025
I ain’t been to the galleria in years but no I did not know that! Mind blown.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 18/07/2025
So for real nowhere is safe. That… smh. Not even NYC is that bad.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 18/07/2025
So everybody just knows your car might be broken into no matter where you park and it’s just whatever? Y’all wild for real.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 18/07/2025
This is unhinged 💀💀💀 and yall have just accepted it sksksksks
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king crissle @crissle.com · 18/07/2025
No that’s really insane 😭 like where do yall park then??
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king crissle @crissle.com · 12/07/2025
excuse THE FUCK outta me????
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king crissle @crissle.com · 11/07/2025
oh work!
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king crissle @crissle.com · 30/05/2025
LITERALLY!
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king crissle @crissle.com · 20/05/2025
😂😂 I’m glad you approve!
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Zora Neale Hurtin’ 📚🔮✨ @alexaesperanzaa.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I’ll Never get tired of @crissle.com episodes of Drunk History 😭😭😭
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Supernova Momma @supernovaparenting.org · 12/05/2025
Riley demanded I turn off @thisistheread.com cause @crissle.com was cussing someone ass off “Using unkind words”. 1) you was supposed to have on your headphones playing your switch 2) mins yo business
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king crissle @crissle.com · 12/05/2025
Lmfaoooo she got you together!
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king crissle @crissle.com · 07/05/2025
@minakimes.bsky.social the gudetama in your background!
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king crissle @crissle.com · 27/04/2025
thank you! i could have talked to her about it for hours tbh.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 27/04/2025
i need to quit playing and call her fr
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king crissle @crissle.com · 29/03/2025
can't just walk away from something rotted and expect to come back to something healed.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 19/03/2025
we really had a wang dang doodle that day.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 14/03/2025
okay yall are recommending this one heavy! imma have to check it out.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 14/03/2025
thank you!
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The Read @thisistheread.com · 13/03/2025
This week on #TheRead: No More Parents For Me, Thanks. I'm Full.
the-read-027c4565.simplecast.com
No More Parents For Me, Thanks. I'm Full. | The Read
Dealing with rebellious dog vomit...
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king crissle @crissle.com · 14/03/2025
thank you! ❤️
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king crissle @crissle.com · 12/03/2025
the last 3.9 seconds of this bucks/pacers game was absolutely outrageous.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 11/03/2025
And it’s 60 degrees today so I’m finna hit a cool thirty blocks myself.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 05/03/2025
just saw it.................... i...........
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king crissle @crissle.com · 05/03/2025
just gonna have to catch the highlights in the morning cuz it was bad and getting worse with every sentence.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 05/03/2025
this was where i turned it off.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 05/03/2025
this address turned to a shitshow almost immediately
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
"We call on the world to stop the injustice & stop the ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people," says Oscar winner Basel Adra to applause from the audience. 'No Other Land' just won the Best Documentary Oscar. Also a fantastic speech from fellow winner Yuval Abraham on "ethnic supremacy".
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king crissle @crissle.com · 03/03/2025
this man thanking his dog in his acceptance speech is me if i ever win another thing.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 03/03/2025
AINT NO WAY
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king crissle @crissle.com · 03/03/2025
yall lmaoooo please say sike
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king crissle @crissle.com · 03/03/2025
skskkssks i hope that man didn't blow up his family just for that relationship to already be over.
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king crissle @crissle.com · 03/03/2025
i wonder why Boq not sitting next to Ariana 👀
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