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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Added bonus: Not being picky means being more adventurous, so anytime someone says "would you like this (food)" I am immediately like "Never had it, but hell yes I'll try it" and it has paid off WAY more times than not
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think picky eating behavior can be fine to an extent, especially with sensory issues, but having a new dimension of appreciation for a daily ritual I have to do for the rest of my life was an INCREDIBLY good trade off as long as I stopped bitching about food
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God I must've been so annoying when I was a picky eater
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coffee is evil because I will be done pissing but my bladder says "heehee don't worry, I got one more piss break left in the tank! ^.^ I saved it just for you!" Like that's so awesome dude. hey can you turn around real quick, don't mind the Big Rock in my hand
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like showers, but there's one caveat: they are best when boiling hot. I want to be stew
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Serpent_x @zorrito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Serpent_x @zorrito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cool hairstyles
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember to pack an umbrella and poncho Glaceon 🙏 this fall and winter gonna have shit ton of rain
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am very Blue. In my Blue era even
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Those legs got hands
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𝔐𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔪𝔬 @momamo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bump in the Night
A living suit of armour and a slime cuddle in a crypt.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ouuughhh yeller
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey big guy, I hear you read manuals before using your appliance ;) I think that's pretty cool
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Saran Kit @sarankit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rem and the sandwich
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Applied some tape to seal some small gaps in my window's AC unit, I used that squeegee I applied some electrical tape to the fraying rubber on my mouse, I used that squeegee I applied a new sticker onto my sticker book, I used that squeegee I just keep finding a use for this thing
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you've ever installed a screen protector and they give you that plastic squeegee with microfiber on the end, save it. Save it every time. it's so god damn useful
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Tem @totallytem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bare metal beast
An illustration depicting Zela, an anthropomorphic borzoi, sitting on the wing of her plane, a fiat g.55.
The plane's chrome finish is reflecting the blue sky and the pale ground beneath, whilst Zela is looking directly at the viewer, wearing her leather flight jacket zipped up to right beneath her breasts.
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Sammie @samskyee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Speed Yellow 💛 🎨: @stargzr0172.bsky.social #furry #furryart #car
Samara, an anthropomorphic husky wearing a yellow sweater, blue dress pants and brown shoes posing with a Porsche 996 911 painted in Speed Yellow
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1800 was only 200 years ago, just 0.08% of our species' history. In that span of time, we've made incredible strides to ensure that our children can live more fulfilling lives without the looming threat of death hanging over their heads. We're capable of this. And we're still capable now.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
but we used to live in a world where, as a child, it was likely that half your friends would not see the end of elementary school. As a parent, it was likely that you would not see your child grow older and into fully-fledged adults. Yes, it was common. No, it did not dull the overwhelming pain.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Worldwide, the average had gone to be over 96% of children having a likely chance to live into adulthood. There are still VERY significant barriers to establishing universally healthy child bearing / rearing,
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To anyone who feels like the world is and always will be a shitty place: For almost all of human history, most children died before their fifth birthday. That's backed by evidence from some of the oldest population records and skeletal recordings. This was our reality, up until around the 1800s.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do not eat the hand that bites you
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me when I'm a Sony 8mm format
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Red Velvet's being driven by my brother and still taken care of, but she is definitely showing her age. Apparently the model is known to have crappy engine mounts, and it was an expensive fix :/ otherwise she still drives great!!
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Planning on really decking it out in the future and making it a mobile fixer-upper car. So far I have a tool tote bag in the trunk and it's come in SO handy already after just a month of use. I really want to stock it with a couple of road flares and test one of em
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sometimes I'll just catch myself staring at my car, makes me happy :3
Front facing three-quarters perspective shot of a blue 2026 Toyota Corolla
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
People who put extra cheese on their pasta are cut from the same cloth as the "putting A1 sauce on a steak" folks
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't think cleaning was taught super well, and I still don't think it's taught that well. It's not really intuitive and it's not super educational to be told to scrub a floor without being told why
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is still wild to me that people hire cleaners for their house, and I feel like it's a richer White thing to do. I grew up Asian man. The cleaner was 12 year old me every Saturday
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Zennie @zenniefox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
described for me to draw
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rancid-ass smell that lingers for 37 years after you finish the first cigarette, that shit completely destroys any and all aura. You look cool but smell like ass
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All the smoking propaganda in media that make you look cool as hell is built COMPLETELY on the fact that you can't smell the image
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Throttle my WiFi, I throttle you"
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I do not "tweak". I ache.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Being useful to a company just by being marginally better with using computers than a 48-year-old
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🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
here with you
big walk fanart. 2 blorbos holding hands and a light and looking at the stars #bigwalk #gameart #fanart
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Zainnhy ✏️ @zainnhy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Haven't drawn him in...almost..2 years.. #ZainnhyArt
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Working out while watching a video about Linux. They cancel each other out. My heart rate is at a steady 70 bpm and my brain the same size as before
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⋆ ˚。⋆🍂⋅ŌKᗩ‧🍂⋆ ˚。⋆ @okaliz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bunnies: Mmm big wife...🐺
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They are baby shaped. Simple as
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
what the hell??? youtube just removed the original rick roll youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
rick astley's never gonna give you up showing the video has been removed for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sticker on the inside of the toilet lid reading "your piss has been FACT CHECKED ✅"
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Cancer book fact check flag: "Not sure you can claim that cancer patients pee out molecules from cancer" and I just did the MOST PANICKED LIT REVIEW OF MY LIFE. Anyway, indeed you can claim that cancer patients pee out the molecules from their cancer, thank you to K R Hande et. al.
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rico @ricospriteart.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This line from the video game design Wiki article is fuckign frying me, why do we need four separate sources
Screenshot of the "overview" section of the "video game design" article from Wikipedia, which reads, "Video game design starts with an idea." Four separate citations are attached to this line.
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Matt Jones @rubynovadev.novelrt.dev · 01/07/2026
The NovelRT maintainer team and I just got done wrapping up our very first fix version for the NovelRT engine! This release addresses multiple key bugs such as Intel Iris Xe crashes, and lack of audio. The full release info can be found here: github.com/novelrt/Nove... #gamedev #indiedev #FOSS
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Release NovelRT Reimu (2026.0.1) · novelrt/NovelRT
What's New? Reintroduce Audio into ECS by @capnkenny in #681 Remove validation layers from end-user binaries by @RubyNova in #684 Fix rendering and concurrency issues in Lua by @RubyNova in #687 P...
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Okay FINE I'll give you credit,,,,,, turns out computers frickin cool I admit it
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