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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coffee is evil because I will be done pissing but my bladder says "heehee don't worry, I got one more piss break left in the tank! ^.^ I saved it just for you!" Like that's so awesome dude. hey can you turn around real quick, don't mind the Big Rock in my hand
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like showers, but there's one caveat: they are best when boiling hot. I want to be stew
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Serpent_x @zorrito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Serpent_x @zorrito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cool hairstyles
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am very Blue. In my Blue era even
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Those legs got hands
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𝔐𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔪𝔬 @momamo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bump in the Night
A living suit of armour and a slime cuddle in a crypt.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey big guy, I hear you read manuals before using your appliance ;) I think that's pretty cool
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Saran Kit @sarankit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rem and the sandwich
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you've ever installed a screen protector and they give you that plastic squeegee with microfiber on the end, save it. Save it every time. it's so god damn useful
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Tem @totallytem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bare metal beast
An illustration depicting Zela, an anthropomorphic borzoi, sitting on the wing of her plane, a fiat g.55.
The plane's chrome finish is reflecting the blue sky and the pale ground beneath, whilst Zela is looking directly at the viewer, wearing her leather flight jacket zipped up to right beneath her breasts.
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Sammie @samskyee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Speed Yellow 💛 🎨: @stargzr0172.bsky.social #furry #furryart #car
Samara, an anthropomorphic husky wearing a yellow sweater, blue dress pants and brown shoes posing with a Porsche 996 911 painted in Speed Yellow
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To anyone who feels like the world is and always will be a shitty place: For almost all of human history, most children died before their fifth birthday. That's backed by evidence from some of the oldest population records and skeletal recordings. This was our reality, up until around the 1800s.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do not eat the hand that bites you
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sometimes I'll just catch myself staring at my car, makes me happy :3
Front facing three-quarters perspective shot of a blue 2026 Toyota Corolla
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
People who put extra cheese on their pasta are cut from the same cloth as the "putting A1 sauce on a steak" folks
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is still wild to me that people hire cleaners for their house, and I feel like it's a richer White thing to do. I grew up Asian man. The cleaner was 12 year old me every Saturday
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Zennie @zenniefox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
described for me to draw
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All the smoking propaganda in media that make you look cool as hell is built COMPLETELY on the fact that you can't smell the image
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I do not "tweak". I ache.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Being useful to a company just by being marginally better with using computers than a 48-year-old
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🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
here with you
big walk fanart. 2 blorbos holding hands and a light and looking at the stars #bigwalk #gameart #fanart
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Zainnhy ✏️ @zainnhy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Haven't drawn him in...almost..2 years.. #ZainnhyArt
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Working out while watching a video about Linux. They cancel each other out. My heart rate is at a steady 70 bpm and my brain the same size as before
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⋆ ˚。⋆🍂⋅ŌKᗩ‧🍂⋆ ˚。⋆ @okaliz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bunnies: Mmm big wife...🐺
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
what the hell??? youtube just removed the original rick roll youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
rick astley's never gonna give you up showing the video has been removed for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Cancer book fact check flag: "Not sure you can claim that cancer patients pee out molecules from cancer" and I just did the MOST PANICKED LIT REVIEW OF MY LIFE. Anyway, indeed you can claim that cancer patients pee out the molecules from their cancer, thank you to K R Hande et. al.
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rico @ricospriteart.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This line from the video game design Wiki article is fuckign frying me, why do we need four separate sources
Screenshot of the "overview" section of the "video game design" article from Wikipedia, which reads, "Video game design starts with an idea." Four separate citations are attached to this line.
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Matt Jones @rubynovadev.novelrt.dev · 01/07/2026
The NovelRT maintainer team and I just got done wrapping up our very first fix version for the NovelRT engine! This release addresses multiple key bugs such as Intel Iris Xe crashes, and lack of audio. The full release info can be found here: github.com/novelrt/Nove... #gamedev #indiedev #FOSS
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Release NovelRT Reimu (2026.0.1) · novelrt/NovelRT
What's New? Reintroduce Audio into ECS by @capnkenny in #681 Remove validation layers from end-user binaries by @RubyNova in #684 Fix rendering and concurrency issues in Lua by @RubyNova in #687 P...
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Check out my friend's icebreaker update for their game engine!! They got lots of more things planned in the coming days for y'all to see ❤️🎉
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Matt Jones @rubynovadev.novelrt.dev · 25/06/2026
It's official, I have cut a release! NovelRT Reimu (2026.0.0) is now published! This is a huge moment for myself and the other maintainers. Thank you for supporting the project since 2018. We would not be here without you. Release can be found here: github.com/novelrt/Nove...
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Release NovelRT Reimu (2026.0.0) · novelrt/NovelRT
A foreword, from the NovelRT maintainer team. Well, this is a big moment. We've been in an in-dev/pre-alpha state since 2018, with previous releases not really working as we wanted or desired. It h...
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"Bravo" is such a good positive remark, the Italians got a one-up over English for that one
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I think something people don't mention about taking back control of your computer is that you actually start to LIKE using your computer. Absolutely insane that I feel like I fell in love with using my device only after installing Linux on it
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Still remembering how incredibly fun it was to surf the web with friends in a VC, talking about birds in space and Canadian geography,,,,,, got that "having friends over to surf the family computer together" vibe
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Maggot @maggotmilk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Self//Improvement #furryart #mecha
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Reading is so god damn complicated. It's insane that you can understand this sentence
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Sneaval @l4v.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Summer Games Fest
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"Sacridity" feels like it should be a word. Something that has the quality of being sacred. "Sacredness" just doesn't fit those use cases
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Indy @indyisky.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Look alive!
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Rowan 🌱 @luckyrowan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
mapped [ #furry #furryart #art ]
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𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚘 @viifox.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I can't stop thinking about this headline, I'm just gonna say this to people I don't like now
Screenshot of news headline that reads, "EBay rejects GameStop's $56 billion bid as 'neither credible nor attractive'". End ID.
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
My brain is reading very Chinese today
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Shikishima @vg99kinsei.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
金連休の落書きです サカナ好きたぬき
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SpiritInChoco @spiritinchoco.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
commission for @renottarded.bsky.social This picture saved me from art block
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Crispy @crispyo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Comedy sketch idea: A fascist dictator who is all in favor of accessibility so disabled people can watch their propaganda videos and have comfortable ramps to enter Secret Police stations
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torafreshash @torafreshash.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think I don't exist anymore #pleinairpril #oc #art
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