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Crispy Chicken

@crispy.bsky.social
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"what started as mortifying public self-humiliation has transformed into the ultimate display of courage and assurance" - @lithros.vibe.camp

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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
I would like a big hug and a quiet snuggle.
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
@jmrosedale.bsky.social I would love some book recommendations. Anything. Maybe especially non-fiction, but anything. Or even arbitrary media.
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
I have displeased the Gods of Optionality
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
every time I go to the airport I have to pour out the airport water in my water bottle that I filled my water bottle with the last time I went to the airport as soon as I made it through security with an empty water bottle I poured out before going to the airport.
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
🛢️🔥👌 = gaslight
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
I am a parasite that makes itself necessary to the host
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
my main blockin figuring out how to make working out work was getting a sense of what it means for something to feel like it’s working “right” people often describe this as a lack of pain or discomfort, but those come only after relying on wrong movements/posture/etc. and are bad explanations
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
I have become Vitriol, destroyer of That Bitch-Ass Attitude
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
couples lovingly grooming each other: a snip of a beard, a spot of moisturizer. something so interior and erotic.
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
just realized that the reason people are drawn to be as a confidant is that I love people who show me who they are, but it's a bit painful to have that much quiet love tbh
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
It took a really long time for me to be able to connect the exercises I was doing with the way I was feeling and I wish there had been more narrative guidance as to how I should be expecting exercises to effect me when I was growing up.
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
I think I might be the main character of an isekai satire
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
for sale: baby shoes, completely useless
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
finished an intense glute workout today
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
stockholm syndrome from the future
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
holding a baby is a restorative practice
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
the bubble tea of human whimsy
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
tbh, I kind of hate the term “cosmic irony” because people only use it for things that would be funny to humans
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
being humiliated by the universe is therapeutic
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
bumping because comments don’t get reposted
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
oopsie! I wasted another day on God’s green earth filling my heart with regret
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
I am extremely blessed to have two parents who I can workshop my feelings with
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
they call it butter because it makes your butt even more butter
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 25/04/2023
I've entered this loop of feeling like I've "lost so much time" by being too anxious that as I take care of my anxiety more comes to replace it because of the time I spent taking care of it. what do?
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
@gena.bsky.social check your twitter dms I still can’t fiiiiind you
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
taking benadryl is the prototypical example of a Faustian bargain
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 22/04/2023
60 thoughts for all you bots
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 22/04/2023
finally managed to meditate for ten minutes and remembered who I am
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 21/04/2023
I have been taking psychic damage beyond my comprehension, I have been letting myself fail to let myself survive, I have been realizing unrealized losses, I have been a very tired little boi today.
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 20/04/2023
51/ the most obvious thing I could do to make my life better is stop trying to “even the score” when I make a mistake by frantically looling for a windfall or corner to cut
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 20/04/2023
type II posting
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 20/04/2023
I have been letting myself fall into being myself, I have filling in the little parts of myself that were missing with the me I didn’t have time for
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 20/04/2023
*people talking about their spirit animals*: I'm more of an abused racehorse trying to make sure we lose enough races that I don't break a leg.
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
I don't think threads get shown to followers as they are added to, which kinda makes sense, but disincentivizes long-term threads, which are my jam
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 18/04/2023
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 17/04/2023
if I could describe how furious I am right now I would be the poet of the century
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 16/04/2023
bluesky special: 1 like = 2 crystalized thoughts
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 15/04/2023
the trolley problem was designed to expose how deontologists are just apologetic consequentialists
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 15/04/2023
in their own heads, anteaters think of themselves as “anteater-fuckers”
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Crispy Chicken @crispy.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
i am tired little boi
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