CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Freak in the streets, freak in the sheets. I'm a fucking freak everywhere. 010
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 19/08/2025It's here! Got number 30, and a banger colour pallet! Built in bite handle indicator Featuring: My dog! #balisong #squidindustries 031
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Someone take this idea: Enamel pin but balisong, 3 pieces where the blade has the pin hole. Do collabs? Different Bali makers different pins? Id buy tf out of a krake raken pin #balisong 010
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Who else managed to get their hands on the last swordfish drop??? I barely managed #balisong #squidindustries 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I LOVE schizophrenia posting it's my fa- what? Hey what 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/07/2025If you the type of bitch to have a phone call in public on speaker, you should absolutely not be allowed to drive, have insurance, or a home 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Munchin on that thing like a sharkootery board. Chark... Charcooteri... Sharcoo... Ch... 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Pro tip don't dive wrong you'll burst an eardrum (I definitely don't have first hand experience) 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Don't come crawling to me when I shit if you can't handle my fart 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 30/05/2025We have written down so many nicknames for Sylus (pfp) that I can no longer say them all in one breath 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 30/05/2025The guy has just enough brain cells to not starve to death 040
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I would like to apologise for this post #balisong 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Yo does anybody have a pic of that goofily long balisong somebody brought to blade show?? #balisong 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/05/2025@dril.bsky.social I was listening to a podcast and heard them say "I saw a dril tweet the other day." Yo dude are you like, big ups? Big man? What the kids would say "popular"? 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I'm hitting propane cocaine Pop a jaw give em head pain Plant it on my opps water main Watch yo shit stay in yo lane 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/05/2025"you can shut someone up by shooting them in the head, doesn't mean the gun answered their question." This right here. I hate when people say "it makes art more accessible!" Brother bear in crust, pick up a pencil. Pen. Find a paper. Bang. 040
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Don't go to the chiropractor. They're scammers. Go to a massage therapist, they actually provide relief long term 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Ember stopped being an asshole just long enough for silver to come say hi #cats 010
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Raw, cooked, in the kitchen, dining room, living room upside down, normal, mediocre, crazy style 041
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 18/04/2025@willhirsch.gay YESSSSSSS THANK YOU MY BALISONG NUNCHUCK ADDICTION CAN CONTINUE #balisong 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 17/04/2025SPOILERS FOR THE UNTIL DAWN REMAKE: I'm gonna kill you josh 111
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 12/04/2025It's not the final fantasy if there's 14 of them 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Dude there's a lemonade in the fridge you can have it don't smell it or anything just take a big swig and have some dude it's yummy and homemade 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/04/2025We smoking heavy machinery. We smoking critical engine components. We smoking forged steel engine head. 000
