CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Freak in the streets, freak in the sheets. I'm a fucking freak everywhere. 010
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 19/08/2025It's here! Got number 30, and a banger colour pallet! Built in bite handle indicator Featuring: My dog! #balisong #squidindustries 031
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Someone take this idea: Enamel pin but balisong, 3 pieces where the blade has the pin hole. Do collabs? Different Bali makers different pins? Id buy tf out of a krake raken pin #balisong 010
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Who else managed to get their hands on the last swordfish drop??? I barely managed #balisong #squidindustries 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I LOVE schizophrenia posting it's my fa- what? Hey what 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/07/2025If you the type of bitch to have a phone call in public on speaker, you should absolutely not be allowed to drive, have insurance, or a home 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Munchin on that thing like a sharkootery board. Chark... Charcooteri... Sharcoo... Ch... 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Pro tip don't dive wrong you'll burst an eardrum (I definitely don't have first hand experience) 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Don't come crawling to me when I shit if you can't handle my fart 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 30/05/2025We have written down so many nicknames for Sylus (pfp) that I can no longer say them all in one breath 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I would like to apologise for this post #balisong 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Yo does anybody have a pic of that goofily long balisong somebody brought to blade show?? #balisong 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/05/2025@dril.bsky.social I was listening to a podcast and heard them say "I saw a dril tweet the other day." Yo dude are you like, big ups? Big man? What the kids would say "popular"? 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I'm hitting propane cocaine Pop a jaw give em head pain Plant it on my opps water main Watch yo shit stay in yo lane 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Don't go to the chiropractor. They're scammers. Go to a massage therapist, they actually provide relief long term 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Ember stopped being an asshole just long enough for silver to come say hi #cats 010
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 18/04/2025@willhirsch.gay YESSSSSSS THANK YOU MY BALISONG NUNCHUCK ADDICTION CAN CONTINUE #balisong 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 17/04/2025SPOILERS FOR THE UNTIL DAWN REMAKE: I'm gonna kill you josh 111
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 12/04/2025It's not the final fantasy if there's 14 of them 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Dude there's a lemonade in the fridge you can have it don't smell it or anything just take a big swig and have some dude it's yummy and homemade 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 03/04/2025We smoking heavy machinery. We smoking critical engine components. We smoking forged steel engine head. 000
Reposted by CrispityBits14.balis @14balis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I do actually flip knives lel #balisong #balisongflipping 1175
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Dick so good it make you scream. Dick so good it make yo PC faster. Dick so good it help you with yo homework. Dick so good they tryna take it from you. Dick so good it got nominated for an Emmy. Dick so good it's getting promoted. Dick so good it paid its own way through college through grants and 010
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 06/03/2025At my plugs crib had them LED string lights out bali lookin banger, slime, dancin in my hands like I'm flipping these bitches live on camera, $9 a month, subscription based throwing and swinging, blade twisting max aura, sling blades like I sling bricks, I'm cooking with cutlery #balisong #ledlights 010
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Breaking!!! Drug orgy officially announced at the fentagon 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 26/02/2025They got me using fallout type beat shit at work 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I think I should be the only person filtering things on social media, and no posts get to be public until I and I alone approve them. 000
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 17/02/2025If Jesus died for our sins, who died for our cos and tan? *Bursts into flames as demon hands reach from the ground and pull me to hell* 020
CrispityBits @crispitybits.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I JUST FUCKING CRUSHED MY FINGER UNDER A COFFEE MACHINE FUCK 010
