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Crab

@crispcrustacean.bsky.social
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Chronic doodler, Counseling Grad Student, Magic the Gathering enthusiast. I love dogs, fungi, crabs, and corvids Known for always having the correct opinion and massive hubris.

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Zsykode 「COMMS OPEN」 @zsykode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trying to get drawings done faster so I turned a work doodle into a quick finished piece!! I wish she and the other apprentices got more substance. alas. #pokemon #pmd #pmdeos #sunflora
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"In vino veritas" somehow the more wine in me, the hope I have for humanity rises. We will overcome this darkness that has enveloped us and rise stronger from the ashes.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/05/2026
Black text on white page that reads: 

Amazon is worth $2 trillion. But it didn't deign to pay the millions of dollars it racked up in unpaid fines as its’ trucks illegally polluted our air and forced New Yorkers to breathe in their exhaust. 

We collected every dollar they owe the people of this city — and will continue to hold them accountable. In New York, corporations are held to the same standard as everyone else. 

No company — no matter how large or powerful — is above the law.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Can I get a FUCK ICE in the chat?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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Adam Mockler @adammockler.com · 11/05/2026
Could you get any more vile?
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My Strixhaven Mystical Archives desire is to be able to play with this card in 1v1 limited
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Why is the universe sounding like an evil advisor?
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kai daiju 👹 @kaidaiju.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.
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Turn1Proxy @edhaltered.com · 09/02/2026
Second weekly giveaway of 2026 is my Delicious in Dungeon food token! And I sketched Senshi on the back. Drawing a winner Sunday the 15th, follow me and share this to enter.
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
You ever just be like "Damn why am I being like this" and then get a flashback to your psych classes and diagnose yourself as having a trauma response? No, just me?
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Fuck ICE, and fuck anyone who supports them.
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This game is way too easy.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Follow the money and see where it leads you. The Washington Post is owned by Jeff Bezos - Jeff Bezos owns Amazon - Amazon contributed $2M to the Trump campaign and an unknown amount of money to the Trump Ballroom
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
We used to live in a country where the law mattered. Now Donald Trump and his army of sycophantic yes men can just do whatever they want with blatant disregard to the law and due process. "Party of law and order" my ass - they're all greedy liars and fascists and their supporters are cultists
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Melissa @msmisaanne.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
My first time taking pictures of the hummingbird migration. It was so exciting to see so hummingbirds flying in every direction. Here is my favorite photo. #birds #birding #birdphotography #birdwatching #instabirds #wings #wildlifephotography #nuts_about_birds #naturephotography #nature_perfection
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Mags Visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 19/09/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Trump in July: "I hear Jimmy Kimmel is next.”
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It is always divide our attentions and conquer the news cycle. We have an armory of dull spears rather than a single sharp weapon to pierce the perception of the public.
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
When you look outside today American Flags will be at half mast. This is for the death of Charlie Kirk-a private citizen with no official role in the US government. When you look outside today, remember that when rep Melissa Hortman was assassinated, POTUS did not call for flags to fly at half mast.
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BERGΛMΛX @bergamax.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Hypnotized by the blue mosaic of head scales on this spectacular panther chameleon. 💠 Video by @kammerflagekreations [IG] #nature #colors #reptile
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Insta Science @instascience.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This Parrot Accuracy is insane.
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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Sorry, more Green-crowned Brilliant! At Monteverde #CostaRica #birds #nature #hummingbirds
Close-up of a green hummingbird with a dark bill and tightly packed, iridescent feathers. A small patch of dark purple is visible on its throat, with a soft green background behind.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it? You’re kidding.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Either politicians become YouTubers or YouTubers become politicians. That is your choice.
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
To everyone at #MCVegas that has bought a competitive draft voucher just to split round 1 or sell your voucher for 3x it's price: You are the problem. People came to the con to play magic and limited spot events like that should be for people that actually want to play, you're taking that away
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
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Bobbie-Christine Brewer @bobbiechristine.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I really love BlueSky because it is the one singular social media app that I open that isn't trying to activately weaponize my basic human psychology against me. It's not trying to *trap me* here. Every other app feels like a goddamn casino and I can't stand that.
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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This lovely White-throated Mountain-gem, a high elevation species that I saw in San Gerardo de Dota #CostaRica #birds #nature #hummingbirds 🌿
A small bird with shimmering green and blue feathers, a fluffy white throat, and a slender black beak perched on a pale branch against a softly blurred background.
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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
White-necked Jacobin #hummingbird #CostaRica #birds #nature
A small bird with iridescent blue and green feathers, a white belly, and a long, slender beak perched on a dark branch against a deep green background.
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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
A male Violet-headed Hummingbird perched at @tapirvalley.bsky.social #CostaRica #birds #nature
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Eastern Bluebird Delicate beauty is often found in the most unexpected places...
A blue, white, and tan Eastern Bluebird is perched on a branch with green leaves behind him.
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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
#BentbilloftheDay The best Costa Rican bird by far, the splendid Northern Bentbill. The female here was busy working on her nest outside my bedroom window last year. I'm hoping she does so again this year. #birds #nature @casabentbill.bsky.social
A small bird with olive-green and yellowish feathers perches on a branch, holding several strands of dry grass in its beak.
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Raspberry Migraine
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf. Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
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Alec of the Faerie Conclave @thefaerieconclave.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
One winner will receive the Sultai Arisen commander deck! To enter: - follow me - like and repost this post - comment your favorite Tarkir clan and tag 1 friend Winner chosen on 04-Apr. US shipping only. I'm also giving away an Abzan prerelease kit over on IG! #MTGAmbassador #MTGTarkir
The Faerie Conclave giveaway for the Sultai Arisen commander deck
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I never realized that the expressions people use to explain negative emotions were much more physiological than figurative. There has been a literal bitter taste in my mouth that has been there all week. I literally couldn't eat anything and keep it down for days. There actually pressure in my head
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Maybe I'd be better off if I just couldn't feel emotions to begin with. At least then I wouldn't be striken by anguish every time I dare unmask and be vulnerable around someone that ends up hurting me in the end. It seems like the pain doesn't make the happiness worth it in the end.
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
RSD is real and can hurt you.
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I've found that anguish has a habit of making time move slower than it should. Sometimes these days just a few minutes can feel like hours.
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It's been two weeks, this is probably the first day I didn't struggle getting out of bed in the morning, nor was I flooded with negative thoughts on the way to work. Things are getting better and I feel the progress of healing.
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I now understand why people are tempted to drink when they're sad. Decided against it last night but it seemed impossible to turn off the bad thoughts without some sort of chemical aid. Hopefully tonight will be better.
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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 24/01/2025
New MTG Creature dropped for the space set
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Crab @crispcrustacean.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Lmao, playing this and choosing pirates gives "Pirate Ship" a whole new meaning.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
long winded joke about kids in a santa movie thinking they were sent back in time to hang out with a jolly bearded gift giver but instead going to the council of nycea and listening to hours of debate with St Nicholas of Myra
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