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I interviewed this jug eared addlepate years ago when he was culture minister and he couldn't name a single nationalist cultural tradition while standing in the middle of a cultural festival surrounded by them. A true and profound fuckin simpleton.

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Im sure him keeling over and leaving Damien from omen 3 with access to the levers of power will work out great for everyone!

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In Bangkok, experiencing pretty heavy storms and my room is flooding, pray that your boy can make it out of this with a deluxe river view suite upgrade 🙏🙏🙏

Basically smartphones have done to us as a society what the silver shamrock masks did in Halloween 3.

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This is why the Scientologists are correct about therapists.

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My parents let me watch 'the thing' when I was FUCKING FOUR.

Man that's really bad, I hope it doesn't discourage Innaritu from retiring and never making a fucking film again.

Who is going to make a 45 minute meditation on 'the liminality of battle arena toshinden's loading screens' now 😢😢

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Silence swede, people from real countries are talking.

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And in Hegseth's case 'someone is giving booze to these goddamn things' seems pretty apt.

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The natural extension of an ideological framework that is basically 'everyone hates us and we don't care' Edmund Burke by way of Ibrox chant.

Obsession (2026) is just baby's first Bible Black (20??) but y'all ain't ready for that conversation.

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Most people rejected his message because he told the truth

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MFW my acerbic and extremely on the nose satires of the chthonic impulses of the quotidian American bloodlust were actually, in retrospect, too tame.

Restoring justice by mashing someone's cock and balls into a paste with a big mallet 🔨🔨

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Reminds me of this all-timer piece of shit tweet from an account that's STILL UP

A tweet from a guy called rapisthitler complaining about not being listened to.

This is an absolute disgrace and a source of great shame for the noble and venerable chihuahua.

They done gone and made a chihuahua a fucking pig.

Oh man, it's absolutely wild. Akira at 11 and hard boiled at 13 rewired my brain to the point that I'm literally standing looking at this busted again shit AS WE SPEAK

Hard Boiled Warehouse Shootout Scene HD

youtu.be/5xx7gBc0ymY?... 18 fuckin minutes and it's not even the climax of the film

youtu.be

YouTube video by Full Scene 2K 4K

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It's like apologising when caught doesn't even cancel out sexual assault anymore 🙄🙄

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Neil gaiman didn't make seminal videos about the 'liminal spaces in battle arena toshinden' tho

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Nailing my pro sexual assault thesis to the church door in defense of a uncanny looking midwit who makes essays called 'the asymptomatic horrors of crash bandicoot 2'

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I've had a bit of a think, and lads I'm sorry, but we are going to have to euthanize all gamers.

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But he said he was soooowwwwyyy 👉👈🥺

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I hope some 'do nothing' makes an 'awful decision' around you. Then they can maybe grow into a better person after 🥲🥲

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Watched 'over your dead body' on the plane and the main character is painted as an object failure and loser for having the exact same job as me lol. Four bags of popcorn! 🍿 🍿 🍿🍿

Massaman curry breakfast paired with tea in a brony tippycup. Only in Bangkok baby

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Getting some pretty iffy vibes from the wire mother I snuggle with for 18 hours a day.

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Getting some pretty iffy vibes from the wire mother I snuggle with for 18 hours a day.

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"what once was the peak is now just the beginning...."

Shit eating scene from, I believe, titanic 2

Bangkok leading the charge in AI 'butthole' shrimp.

Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's finally October which means it's time for my annual spOOOoooooktacular suicide attempt 👻👻

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I haven't read the book,, though I HAVE read the sexual assault allegations against you and unlike your dog shit essayslop, I find them pretty compelling!

Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is Bangkok's Transformer statue as guardian deity of a Catholic church REALLY any weirder than, say, the West's syncretic use of pagan iconography around Christmas etc? Well, yes, yes of course it's fuckin weirder, what sort of question is that?

Bumble the transformer standing outside a Catholic church, I assume to deter protestants from trying to enter and 'shit-up' the vibes.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Official statement from the crispbap account: I am officially back on my bullshit

Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They should stop making pilots wear those fucked up stupid blazers with the gold trim and shit, flights are long stick em in a nice Primark jumpsuit or some sort of snood.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Orwell said everyone gets the face they deserve by 50. That mental cow was a few decades ahead of schedule