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mara 🪻

@crisisconfetti.bsky.social
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she/they | 25 | mdni | cat mom | just think of me as the court jester in this collapsing empire letterboxd: boxd.it/ebvWf

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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
today my therapist told me i should kiss a few women, and i mean, can’t argue with the professionals right?
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
MY NEW STUFFED ANIMALS ARRIVE TODAY
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
i literally just wanna be where the weird folks are (the west coast)
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
help my phone has been charging for 2 hours and it has only gone up 5% 😭
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
this is who runs this account 💅🏻
toddler with head in cardboard cutout of black cat, next to an “rip” headstone
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
still processing that i finally got to see halsey
halsey on stage holding a microphone, color palette is purples, pinks and blues halsey and her dancers on the most beautiful set i’ve ever seen, with a large crescent moon in the center and clouds covering the backgroundhalsey is not a woman, she’s a god (photo of halsey with her dancers surrounding her)halsey concert; stage lit up in red as halsey moves across it, she is wearing a cute black and white dress and her signature blue hair
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
every day i wake up, send a few memes into the universe, sleep and repeat
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
FINALLY seeing halsey next week after experiencing this fucking nightmare is going to be such a fever dream i’m convinced it’s going to heal me
independent.co.uk
Horror footage shows rodents pouring on stage at Halsey’s flooded Maryland concert
Singer tweeted she was ‘beyond disappointed’ after show was called off
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
me omw to give you a pebble (a meme from my collection) as a sign of affection:
gentoo penguin with pebble in mouth
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
as a child i was really convinced some long lost relative would show up and tell me it’s time for witch training just like marnie from halloweentown
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
JUST IMPULSIVELY BOUGHT HALSEY TIX
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
all a girl needs is a hike to a waterfall where i can scream at the top of my lungs
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
me n the kid i nanny are taking a walk to check on my kitten soon :’)
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
have to take my kitten to the emergency vet later send us good vibes as i miss ANOTHER car payment to make sure she’s ok 🙂‍↕️🤧 i love her, and she is going to bankrupt me
alice, a sweet white, brown and grey tabby. she is curled up in her travel carrier, opening one eye at me. 

her other eye is closed, and is the reason for our vet visit…
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
i don’t want to escape to a fantasy world, i just want a chance to fully experience the earth before humans destroy it
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
what keeps me going each day is knowing that i WILL outlive the felon president
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
ok so i met an awesome human on bumble for friends and she is moving to my city at the end of this month i’m so desperate for connection & think she’s so amazing, i really hope it goes ok when we meet in person finally
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
it only took 5 minutes back in my hometown for me to get stuck behind a tractor going 15 mph on a main road ????? this is why i moved as soon as i legally could
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
i want to egg the white house
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
sappy bf post again bc he massaged my back through the whole entire concert (ALONG TO THE RHYTHM I MUST ADD) to try to make me comfortable so thankful to have him through these chronic pain flair ups
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Endi is pending... @endipendipen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Fuck having a physical body I wanna be a sentient gust of wind
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
hello i’m tripping and just got back from a concert :) told my bf how much i love women :) he told me i’m cute :)
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
if you’re taking me seriously… don’t do that anymore my life is dedicated to the plot
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
just woke up from a nap & i think i’m in the wrong dimension ???
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
we are wizards ???
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
nature in the suburbs 🙂‍↕️ (( someone pls take me to the woods ))
a photo of mushrooms in the grass; in the background are the closely packed houses of the suburban nightmare in which i live a snail on my cement driveway after rainfall; black doc martens half shown in the corner
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
every few years i forget that i HATE beets and get really excited about eating such a beautiful colored food … the disappointment is immeasurable each time 😭
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
downloading bumble for friends bc i’ve lost any and all ability to connect irl with strangers
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
i find the most wonderful things on the rare occasion that i leave home
a “make your own aquascape” station, decorated with antiques and frog statues a sign titled “arborist;” a decor area in the fitting room with candles, books and flashlightsa greenhouse section within a plant store, giving off a pink hue. there is a floor mat that says “there’s like… a lot of plants in here”a corner of one of the shops; shelves filled with various plants (in the background you can see some custom bongs and weed candles!)
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
dunkin? i don’t think so. america runs on spite 😤
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
i’ve officially hit the age where i MUST learn the names of all the birds i hear and see outside i always knew this day would come but i didn’t expect to be in my 20s when it did
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
it feels like 5 years have taken place in the past 2 weeks
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
anyone wanna hit the swingset with me ?
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
convinced my partner to let me paint our front door purple 🥹🙂‍↕️
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
i can’t believe i only have FIVE days to write 3 papers, finish 2 projects, and pack my entire goddamn apartment 😭😭😭
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
often catch myself repeating this scene from search party in my head..
from the tv show search party: blonde girl wrapped in blanket looking completely distressed, saying “it’s the twink”
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
A girl waking a hat with a very fuzzy coat sitting in front of white railing

"Hate when I get left on read like okay let's all just ignore the beautiful sensitive princess with perfect music taste"
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
taking the cats to explore our new home before we officially move in next weekend :D
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
the wizard101 to bg3 pipeline…
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
currently drinking coffee for the first time in THREE YEARS!!!!! (i hope i do not get a tummy ache)
white horses running though water freely, captioned “300mg of caffeine”
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
the human body is so damn greedy, begging “feed me again” like c’mon, don’t you know we’re in a recession?!
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
failed at finding crutches at goodwill so catch me hopping around at work tmrw 🫠
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
weekends feel like a fever dream
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
was up till 5am watching yellowjackets time to lock in & finish 😎
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
WE MOVE IN TWO WEEKS !!! wish me luck, it’ll also be finals week 💀
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
i’m sure this is common knowledge for some, but i saw a swan FLYING for the first time while driving today and almost crashed in awe
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
went to the conservatory !!
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
a dirty baja blast is like heroin to me
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! spooky kat ! @katchmeyappin.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
i wanna smoke the weed black mirror writers smoke.
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mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
just started playing bg3 and i’m MAD that nobody had put me onto this before !!!
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