mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 08/08/2025today my therapist told me i should kiss a few women, and i mean, can’t argue with the professionals right? 010
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 19/06/2025i literally just wanna be where the weird folks are (the west coast) 020
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 19/06/2025help my phone has been charging for 2 hours and it has only gone up 5% 😭 000
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 01/06/2025every day i wake up, send a few memes into the universe, sleep and repeat 120
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 29/05/2025FINALLY seeing halsey next week after experiencing this fucking nightmare is going to be such a fever dream i’m convinced it’s going to heal meindependent.co.ukHorror footage shows rodents pouring on stage at Halsey’s flooded Maryland concertSinger tweeted she was ‘beyond disappointed’ after show was called off 200
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 29/05/2025me omw to give you a pebble (a meme from my collection) as a sign of affection: 100
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 22/05/2025as a child i was really convinced some long lost relative would show up and tell me it’s time for witch training just like marnie from halloweentown 380
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 16/05/2025all a girl needs is a hike to a waterfall where i can scream at the top of my lungs 032
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 16/05/2025me n the kid i nanny are taking a walk to check on my kitten soon :’) 000
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 16/05/2025have to take my kitten to the emergency vet later send us good vibes as i miss ANOTHER car payment to make sure she’s ok 🙂↕️🤧 i love her, and she is going to bankrupt me 140
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 14/05/2025i don’t want to escape to a fantasy world, i just want a chance to fully experience the earth before humans destroy it 030
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 14/05/2025what keeps me going each day is knowing that i WILL outlive the felon president 020
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 14/05/2025ok so i met an awesome human on bumble for friends and she is moving to my city at the end of this month i’m so desperate for connection & think she’s so amazing, i really hope it goes ok when we meet in person finally 130
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 11/05/2025it only took 5 minutes back in my hometown for me to get stuck behind a tractor going 15 mph on a main road ????? this is why i moved as soon as i legally could 010
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 10/05/2025sappy bf post again bc he massaged my back through the whole entire concert (ALONG TO THE RHYTHM I MUST ADD) to try to make me comfortable so thankful to have him through these chronic pain flair ups 020
Reposted by mara 🪻Endi is pending... @endipendipen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Fuck having a physical body I wanna be a sentient gust of wind 071
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 10/05/2025hello i’m tripping and just got back from a concert :) told my bf how much i love women :) he told me i’m cute :) 140
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 09/05/2025if you’re taking me seriously… don’t do that anymore my life is dedicated to the plot 1329
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 08/05/2025just woke up from a nap & i think i’m in the wrong dimension ??? 040
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 07/05/2025nature in the suburbs 🙂↕️ (( someone pls take me to the woods )) 150
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 07/05/2025every few years i forget that i HATE beets and get really excited about eating such a beautiful colored food … the disappointment is immeasurable each time 😭 240
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 06/05/2025downloading bumble for friends bc i’ve lost any and all ability to connect irl with strangers 020
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 04/05/2025i find the most wonderful things on the rare occasion that i leave home 040
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 02/05/2025i’ve officially hit the age where i MUST learn the names of all the birds i hear and see outside i always knew this day would come but i didn’t expect to be in my 20s when it did 130
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 01/05/2025it feels like 5 years have taken place in the past 2 weeks 010
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 28/04/2025convinced my partner to let me paint our front door purple 🥹🙂↕️ 010
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 27/04/2025i can’t believe i only have FIVE days to write 3 papers, finish 2 projects, and pack my entire goddamn apartment 😭😭😭 010
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 27/04/2025often catch myself repeating this scene from search party in my head.. 010
Reposted by mara 🪻screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 27/04/2025good morning bluesky friends ❤️ 1271
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 27/04/2025taking the cats to explore our new home before we officially move in next weekend :D 010
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 25/04/2025currently drinking coffee for the first time in THREE YEARS!!!!! (i hope i do not get a tummy ache) 040
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 24/04/2025the human body is so damn greedy, begging “feed me again” like c’mon, don’t you know we’re in a recession?! 010
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 24/04/2025failed at finding crutches at goodwill so catch me hopping around at work tmrw 🫠 110
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 19/04/2025was up till 5am watching yellowjackets time to lock in & finish 😎 120
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 19/04/2025WE MOVE IN TWO WEEKS !!! wish me luck, it’ll also be finals week 💀 010
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 18/04/2025i’m sure this is common knowledge for some, but i saw a swan FLYING for the first time while driving today and almost crashed in awe 020
Reposted by mara 🪻! spooky kat ! @katchmeyappin.bsky.social · 16/04/2025i wanna smoke the weed black mirror writers smoke. 081
mara 🪻 @crisisconfetti.bsky.social · 16/04/2025just started playing bg3 and i’m MAD that nobody had put me onto this before !!! 020