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Cripsy Duck

@cripsydamnduck.bsky.social
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Former Somebody. Occasionally witty and/or insightful. Photographer, musician, songwriter, writer.

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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 7h
Donald Trump and his cabal of bootsucking cronies should all be rotting in prison right now.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just so we're clear: if you watch a public execution, you are a BAD PERSON.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If we get to watch a public execution by firing squad, when do we get to see photos of the aftermaths of school shootings?
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember when the nation’s 250th anniversary happened and nobody gave a single shit because the president is a rapist who is destroying the country on purpose?
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t take anything for granted. There are men waiting to destroy the things you love.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dems are like “gee you guys maybe we could get a Medicare buy in at age 50.” Meanwhile Trump’s like “CHECK OUT MY NAZI SNIPER ARCH!” Dream bigger you weak sauce dummies.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You I'd vote for. Emmanuel I'd flick a booger at.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it: those scented trash bags can burn in fucking hell
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember when they impeached a president for getting a blowjob? Now you can fuck a child’s corpse on a pile of stolen Treasury notes and everybody’s all coy. What a country
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Whenever a right winger brings up George Soros, that’s code for “Jews.” We’re all clear on that, right?
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yes we would very much like to stop gargling fishing hooks and razor blades
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Republicans kill people Republicans kill women Republicans kill immigrants Republicans kill trans people Republicans kill protesters Republicans are deadly Republicans are the problem
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Truth
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Holy Oligarchy, it seems like this should be a much bigger story
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Am I the only one who thinks Nolan is a mediocre director stuck in very predictable cliches and a weak storyteller with nothing artful to say? Please tell me I'm not the only one.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He was still a total asshole but he made sense
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yes or they could propose and begin implementing a New World New Deal that could actually rescue the country from this constant rightward shift toward oblivion. No more namby pamy centrist bullshit, we want BIG ANSWERS TO SERIOUS PROBLEMS.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We’re being brutalized by the dumbest motherfucker in the history of mankind
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As messed up as the US has always been, I can’t believe I now live in a country with a wholly racist domestic policy as its centerpiece. The Trump administration has set the nation back a full century. Fuck Trump, fuck every single Republican and fuck you if you don’t understand this.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is not the math I end up with when I sepererate them
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's the subject of a great musical called "Come From Away."
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It is human to admit your mistakes, divine to stop yourself repeating them
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No way in Hell did Frank Zappa ever say that. Calling BS on this shit meme.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Joe Biden was the last good Republican president
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Convicted sex criminal Donald Trump fucked those children, y'all. Just sayin'
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Diesel gas just shot up another $1/gallon. That increases the cost of everything. This self-serving numbnut doesn’t know jack shit
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We will not have democracy until ALL PRIVATE MONEY is banned from electoral politics. Until then, it's just a show.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
secret gay muslim
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Rapidly approaching the “we will be jailing people for thinking we’re bad for jailing people” phase of the nightmare
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My Congressional Representative is an absolute zilch useless asshole
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fuck tech
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Trump would be funny if he wasn't the unfunniest person in human history. He means that hat. That's why the joke doesn't land.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Now do Donald Trump
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Dav Raye @davraye.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It really is this simple.
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 23/07/2026
Every name was someone’s whole world. Someone was waiting for them to come home. They deserve to be remembered. #SheShed
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Republican Party is the enemy of the American people.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Republicans will waste money on literally anything except helping the American people.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The entire world can very clearly see what Trump is trying to do.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Reflecting Pool is so on brand for team Shitshimself: an attempt to fix an imaginary problem coming in way over budget, failing miserably and weaponized to scapegoat people who had nothing to do with it. Dude is a failure on every level.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I enjoy sleeping through things
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Crime is super fast. Justice is dead slow.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham, the absolute queen of the power-hungry, Constitution-mangling, violent fascist, spendthrift grifting modern Republican Party has fucked all the way off at long last.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If the Democratic party is incapable of stopping a full on fascist government takeover then it is entirely useless and should be completely reformed and/or abandoned. Centrists can fuck off.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Four decades of rich idiots, actually.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In an effort to replace Platner with somebody more in line with Democratic Party priorities, the DNC will nominate Susan Collins.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Republican party has been openly colluding with people (Libertarians, foreign powers) that want to see America powerless. They need an ineffectual crippled state that cannot regulate their terrible choices and that they can loot with impunity. Trump is their champion.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sad to say it’s a long deserved reckoning. We’ve been running on hot air for decades.
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