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Cripsy Duck

@cripsydamnduck.bsky.social
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Former Somebody. Occasionally witty and/or insightful. Photographer, musician, songwriter, writer.

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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember when the nation’s 250th anniversary happened and nobody gave a single shit because the president is a rapist who is destroying the country on purpose?
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t take anything for granted. There are men waiting to destroy the things you love.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dems are like “gee you guys maybe we could get a Medicare buy in at age 50.” Meanwhile Trump’s like “CHECK OUT MY NAZI SNIPER ARCH!” Dream bigger you weak sauce dummies.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it: those scented trash bags can burn in fucking hell
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember when they impeached a president for getting a blowjob? Now you can fuck a child’s corpse on a pile of stolen Treasury notes and everybody’s all coy. What a country
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Whenever a right winger brings up George Soros, that’s code for “Jews.” We’re all clear on that, right?
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Republicans kill people Republicans kill women Republicans kill immigrants Republicans kill trans people Republicans kill protesters Republicans are deadly Republicans are the problem
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Holy Oligarchy, it seems like this should be a much bigger story
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As messed up as the US has always been, I can’t believe I now live in a country with a wholly racist domestic policy as its centerpiece. The Trump administration has set the nation back a full century. Fuck Trump, fuck every single Republican and fuck you if you don’t understand this.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It is human to admit your mistakes, divine to stop yourself repeating them
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Joe Biden was the last good Republican president
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Convicted sex criminal Donald Trump fucked those children, y'all. Just sayin'
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Rapidly approaching the “we will be jailing people for thinking we’re bad for jailing people” phase of the nightmare
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fuck tech
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Dav Raye @davraye.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It really is this simple.
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 23/07/2026
Every name was someone’s whole world. Someone was waiting for them to come home. They deserve to be remembered. #SheShed
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Republican Party is the enemy of the American people.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Republicans will waste money on literally anything except helping the American people.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The entire world can very clearly see what Trump is trying to do.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Reflecting Pool is so on brand for team Shitshimself: an attempt to fix an imaginary problem coming in way over budget, failing miserably and weaponized to scapegoat people who had nothing to do with it. Dude is a failure on every level.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I enjoy sleeping through things
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Crime is super fast. Justice is dead slow.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham, the absolute queen of the power-hungry, Constitution-mangling, violent fascist, spendthrift grifting modern Republican Party has fucked all the way off at long last.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If the Democratic party is incapable of stopping a full on fascist government takeover then it is entirely useless and should be completely reformed and/or abandoned. Centrists can fuck off.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In an effort to replace Platner with somebody more in line with Democratic Party priorities, the DNC will nominate Susan Collins.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
America is a criminal conspiracy.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Even brain-dead, McConnell is a more effective political hack than half the Democratic party.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BTW if you buy a Tesla, you are scum.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's not just that Republicans are letting Trump get away with the largest executive swindle in US history, it's that Trump is a genuine scumbag with absolutely no redeeming human qualities and Republicans are like "sure, go for it."
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So why the fuck would anybody WANT to be born an American citizen? This place is trash.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Get ready, numbfucks, the US will be hit with yet another horrifying natural disaster any minute now and yet another pocket-stuffing Republican administration will be completely incapable of responding. Or even trying. These bastards literally want us dead.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
When I was a kid, the Bicentennial was a huge deal. The country had problems, to be sure, but everyone was united in the notion that American democracy was a wonderful thing to be celebrated. Somehow, it doesn’t feel that way for the 250th. Huh.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Dear Oligarchs, Here is the deal. Either you begin vigorously insisting on huge chunks of the fortunes of the planet’s most wealthy be diverted to solving the problems that face everyday humans or we will see to it that everything you have ever touched ends in ashes and misery. Signed, HUMANITY
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Everything Trump has destroyed should be paid for by extracting the money directly from Trump and his family businesses. The East Wing, the Kennedy Center, the White House Lawn, the Reflecting Pool. That asshole should pay for all of them out of his own pocket. And he gets no input.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Now fully convinced that the stupidest people on Earth are the rich.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Josh Hokit’s wife… should have known better than to marry a sexist, racist piece of shrivel-balled testosterone trash
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
FOXNews is a terrorist organization.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
On it's face, having ai do the thinking for half of idiot humanity seems like a not so terrible idea.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The United States is being dismantled by billionaires.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You know who’s been suspiciously quiet ever since the Epstein files became a story? Michael Cohen. What does that guy know?
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Sure feels like Anika Nilles just just saved rock music
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
peak full-of-shitness
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Getting booed in New York is a rite of passage for a certain breed of irredeemable asshole
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
No prior president has spent a microfraction of this much energy shitting on previous presidents. Not one.
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I suppose it’s time once again to break out this old chestnut. Made it myself
Gollum with Trump hair saying “Nasty Womenses!”
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
✊😎 Dave Matthews: “​I will never stop calling for an end to the violence in Gaza and the West Bank and Lebanon and for that matter the Congo and Sudan and Ukraine or the horrific violence against immigrants and their neighbors in our country” @dmbofficial.bsky.social
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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This is a brilliant idea to force corporations to either raise pay rates for their employees or lower their payouts to CEOs 💯💯💯🎯
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Preemptive post:
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