Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Remember when the nation’s 250th anniversary happened and nobody gave a single shit because the president is a rapist who is destroying the country on purpose? 010
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Don’t take anything for granted. There are men waiting to destroy the things you love. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dems are like “gee you guys maybe we could get a Medicare buy in at age 50.” Meanwhile Trump’s like “CHECK OUT MY NAZI SNIPER ARCH!” Dream bigger you weak sauce dummies. 010
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m just gonna go ahead and say it: those scented trash bags can burn in fucking hell 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remember when they impeached a president for getting a blowjob? Now you can fuck a child’s corpse on a pile of stolen Treasury notes and everybody’s all coy. What a country 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Whenever a right winger brings up George Soros, that’s code for “Jews.” We’re all clear on that, right? 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Republicans kill people Republicans kill women Republicans kill immigrants Republicans kill trans people Republicans kill protesters Republicans are deadly Republicans are the problem 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Holy Oligarchy, it seems like this should be a much bigger story 010
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Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026As messed up as the US has always been, I can’t believe I now live in a country with a wholly racist domestic policy as its centerpiece. The Trump administration has set the nation back a full century. Fuck Trump, fuck every single Republican and fuck you if you don’t understand this. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It is human to admit your mistakes, divine to stop yourself repeating them 010
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Joe Biden was the last good Republican president 010
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Convicted sex criminal Donald Trump fucked those children, y'all. Just sayin' 001
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Rapidly approaching the “we will be jailing people for thinking we’re bad for jailing people” phase of the nightmare 000
Reposted by Cripsy DuckAndrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 23/07/2026Every name was someone’s whole world. Someone was waiting for them to come home. They deserve to be remembered. #SheShed 26764399
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The Republican Party is the enemy of the American people. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Republicans will waste money on literally anything except helping the American people. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The entire world can very clearly see what Trump is trying to do. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The Reflecting Pool is so on brand for team Shitshimself: an attempt to fix an imaginary problem coming in way over budget, failing miserably and weaponized to scapegoat people who had nothing to do with it. Dude is a failure on every level. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsay Graham, the absolute queen of the power-hungry, Constitution-mangling, violent fascist, spendthrift grifting modern Republican Party has fucked all the way off at long last. 100
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If the Democratic party is incapable of stopping a full on fascist government takeover then it is entirely useless and should be completely reformed and/or abandoned. Centrists can fuck off. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026In an effort to replace Platner with somebody more in line with Democratic Party priorities, the DNC will nominate Susan Collins. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Even brain-dead, McConnell is a more effective political hack than half the Democratic party. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It's not just that Republicans are letting Trump get away with the largest executive swindle in US history, it's that Trump is a genuine scumbag with absolutely no redeeming human qualities and Republicans are like "sure, go for it." 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026So why the fuck would anybody WANT to be born an American citizen? This place is trash. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Get ready, numbfucks, the US will be hit with yet another horrifying natural disaster any minute now and yet another pocket-stuffing Republican administration will be completely incapable of responding. Or even trying. These bastards literally want us dead. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 28/06/2026When I was a kid, the Bicentennial was a huge deal. The country had problems, to be sure, but everyone was united in the notion that American democracy was a wonderful thing to be celebrated. Somehow, it doesn’t feel that way for the 250th. Huh. 130
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Dear Oligarchs, Here is the deal. Either you begin vigorously insisting on huge chunks of the fortunes of the planet’s most wealthy be diverted to solving the problems that face everyday humans or we will see to it that everything you have ever touched ends in ashes and misery. Signed, HUMANITY 030
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Everything Trump has destroyed should be paid for by extracting the money directly from Trump and his family businesses. The East Wing, the Kennedy Center, the White House Lawn, the Reflecting Pool. That asshole should pay for all of them out of his own pocket. And he gets no input. 041
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Now fully convinced that the stupidest people on Earth are the rich. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Josh Hokit’s wife… should have known better than to marry a sexist, racist piece of shrivel-balled testosterone trash 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 12/06/2026On it's face, having ai do the thinking for half of idiot humanity seems like a not so terrible idea. 010
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The United States is being dismantled by billionaires. 010
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026You know who’s been suspiciously quiet ever since the Epstein files became a story? Michael Cohen. What does that guy know? 230
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Sure feels like Anika Nilles just just saved rock music 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Getting booed in New York is a rite of passage for a certain breed of irredeemable asshole 120
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026No prior president has spent a microfraction of this much energy shitting on previous presidents. Not one. 000
Cripsy Duck @cripsydamnduck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I suppose it’s time once again to break out this old chestnut. Made it myself 110
Reposted by Cripsy DuckChris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 07/06/2026✊😎 Dave Matthews: “I will never stop calling for an end to the violence in Gaza and the West Bank and Lebanon and for that matter the Congo and Sudan and Ukraine or the horrific violence against immigrants and their neighbors in our country” @dmbofficial.bsky.social 9966651575
Reposted by Cripsy Duckrprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 06/06/2026This is a brilliant idea to force corporations to either raise pay rates for their employees or lower their payouts to CEOs 💯💯💯🎯 23453922250
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