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@crimestererrer.bsky.social
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
this is so me
🦨💨
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jurema @hyurema.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
drew @crimestererrer.bsky.social because I was bored #art
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Computer critters r crawling HERE!!!!!! @beachsideufo.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
yay
a purple dog-like thing holding the paws of a green rabbit-like thing. there is text next to them that says "You have nice paws" "you too!!"
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
i will push one of his teeth in like a Jenga block
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
the pink one
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Steven @steveninstpaul.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
bro became the opposite of real, he's imaginary now
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Phantomarine @phantomarine.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
friend is liveblogging a book it's really something
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
this is so me *I'm allergic to cats*
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
this is literally what state of the art ai is like
how a delusional robot sees a techmoan video
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
you are so GOATED
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
i don't know should i be worried
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
why is your cat piss gold
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
this is why regular sized sd cards are better
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
nuh uh little roomba! I'm the blanket eater here, give that back!
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SG 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @scrapegoatt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
*looks at you with my mentally deranged eyes* :3
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
i already came up with that in walk guy the game
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Computer critters r crawling HERE!!!!!! @beachsideufo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I opened up mspaint and this was on the canvas.
a mspaint screenshot of a mspaint creature screaming with its tongue screaming too. I guess.
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Computer critters r crawling HERE!!!!!! @beachsideufo.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
temp pin
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Sephko @sephko.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
this is so me when I'm saying thank you but also just you in polish
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
this is so like the definitive cold experience
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Alethea Kontis, Witch 🖤 @aletheakontis.com · 07/12/2024
Hug a retail worker today. 💕
Cartoon person in a blue shirt makes lots of humorous interpretive dance type gestures. In the last frame, the patient retail worker in an orange shirt says, “I meant tap your card.”
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
aw man i hate it when they do that to me
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
i smell like nothing and slightly damp cloth the hell are you on about
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
i hate cologne
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
when the fuck did i write any of this
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I'm like totally the blue guy
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
HELL YEAH
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
your art looks like it would smell like an old instruction manual that the seller gave you with the old thing you were buying for some reason
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i live twice
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I'm delirious! Mad even! You might even go as far as to say I'm crazy! Absolutely Coo-coo in the head! Mentally deranged!
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
have you ever just wanted to be smooth and squishy and make squeaky toy sounds when squished?
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i just smelled brownies on the side of the road and man do i wanna smell like that instead of like depression and nothing
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
hell yeah literally
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i was going to the store yesterday yeah? i was gonna buy some fucking toast bread for my toaster BUT(t) the fucking wizard that tiny blue son of a bitch INCINERATED the bread aisle i tried to strangle him but he managed to cast a curse on me and teleport away I'm fucking PISSED OFF man...
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
for me it's more like i got this! ... ... ... fuck, i forgot what i was gonna write.
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
bar at the top looks better
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Please don't teach spinach this
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
as in i don't have any
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
me after getting long surgery (it make long)
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I'm gonna eat the peridot
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Minecraft Steve
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
thanks, I'm gonna murder someone now
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
squimshdededed
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
do they... want butter?
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Crimester @crimestererrer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Huh? why's nobody told me that before, I've been doing this for ages!?
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