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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Let’s stir some shit up. If you can’t walk on the escalator don’t take the escalator

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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

People don’t like that I’ve been cloning myself. Oh, so now eugenics is cool as long as it’s about just more of me?

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Holy shit I’m the new pope. Didn’t even know I was up for it. I’m gonna be pope Goku

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

My boss reacted to an anecdote in which me reading a book in German was a plot point. She was like “you read a whole book in German??” This woman knows what my major was. What did she think we did all day? Learn the colors and the numbers?

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Nothing is happening right now on X, the everything app

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Let’s stir some shit up. If you can’t walk on the escalator don’t take the escalator

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Tv interviewer: so, you say your undergraduate degree is in… German? Do you regret that? Me: you seem to have supple skin. Very very supple skin

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I got banned from Twitter for saying I killed someone who died before I was born. Could the cops do anything if I cop to a murder from forever ago? Fuck it, DB Cooper came to my home and asked for help. I strangled him and buried his body This will be a fun experiment

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Boss told me that English couldn’t be beautiful unless you were Scott Fitzgerald (sic)

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I cannot make any tweets on x, the everything platform for a fuckin week because I told a mufo to eat ice cream with a knife instead of chopsticks (as was pictured in his post)

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Several years ago I was in a group chat with an underage kid. He’s a teacher now. Time flies. We’re still in the chat

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Yo dude, hold on! I don’t want you to eat your hat. I’m pretty sure you’re wrong and I’m right but that’s an insane thing to put on the line. Just buy me a coffee or a beer, depending on the time of day

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Twitter is noticeably worse even like in the last work week

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 01/09/2024

It is weird that Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg are married. It just doesn’t fit in my brain properly

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 01/09/2024

I am gonna fucking kill my enemies eventually, but I’ve been stuck on this one boss for two days and I just can’t get past it. I’m getting closer though

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 01/09/2024

I just reached over and pet a blanket because I thought it was a pet and I couldn’t be bothered to look other than peripherally

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

Trust that this was not fair. I was riffing with a friend

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

Fuck me, right? Show’s cancelled. I bought these damn tickets in december! A day that will live in infamy

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

I’ve been playing another crab’s treasure. Good shit

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

X, formerly known as Twitter, is doing great

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 03/08/2024

My local record store received TWO copies of The Smile’s new single. I got one

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 01/08/2024

Presenting a passport saying I’m from north sentinel island

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 20/07/2024

First weekend after getting laid off: I am going to write a screenplay

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 18/07/2024

They killed Bob Newhart because he spoke truth to power. Uh, I guess it took them a while to get their hands on them

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 14/07/2024

Haven’t been online much today, did anything happen that I should know about?

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 27/06/2024

Kendrick does an entire diss concert Drake: is that allowed???

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 31/05/2024

This guy is a real one and he made shit that I love before I even knew him

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

I don't do this like ever but: This is Tako. She's Henry's diabetic alert dog. Five years ago we drove over to Eastern Washington so she could get TPLO surgery (kind of like ACL surgery for dogs). (1/8)

Picture of Tako the dog sitting like a weirdo

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

I don’t care for my sister-in-law. I mean, one of them. The other I think follows me on here and I gave her the invite. She’s lovely. The other one, not so much

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

I’m going to create the most gentle puppet in the world

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 25/05/2024

If I were in a band, I would make a song called Maxwell’s Silver Hammer and I would make all my band mates play it like a million times to get the perfect take

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 12/05/2024

I’m gonna fucking kill the president of Jupiter. Right through its third and fourth nodules

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

Your girl is taking a knee amd running out the clock at 4:43 on a Friday

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 05/05/2024

You’re not supposed to say this to someone’s mom but fuckin lol

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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 04/05/2024

Yo “Gays Against Groomers” the org comprised entirely of straight people except for one bisexual woman at the top who’s husband is a convicted pedophile just dropped the hardest fucking trans rights flag ever made thinking it made us look scary instead of inconceivably badass. This is ours now.

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 03/05/2024

Guy over on Twitter argued with me that the McDonald’s coffee woman actually was overreacting with the lawsuit because of personal responsibility. He quoted coffee brewing temps. Well that’s brewing, not serving you must be married to a lawyer”

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 27/04/2024

From OKC onward, Amnesiac is my least favorite

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 22/04/2024

One cool thing is that tonight my shower just didn’t turn off. We had to call an emergency line. Our whole shower is fucked. Cool

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Q-Bag 🏳️‍⚧️ @crillybystal.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

For maybe one sec I thought this referred to the Earl album named after the legal thing. To be fair I JUST bought it on vinyl. Dumb of me regardless

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