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Simon the realist

@criamulus.bsky.social
1.9K followers 1.7K following 1.6K posts

English chap, left wing (obviously!) - gamer and anti-socialite.

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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Check out the leaf shadow shapes
A photo of a church covered in crescent shaped shadows of eclipse sunlight filtering through leaves of a tree.
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ember
Tortoise shell cat lying on brown grass
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A bearded man in black and white
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy birthday! I have a video.. it'll probably do.
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Arctic fox standing in the wind.
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Some happy skeletons with broken pelvic bones, one smoking a cig.
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I agree. But still the gif is relevant.
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Um. You can have 11 years ago when my brother and I met Warwick Davies at Richmond Theatre..
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I'm sorry guys, i'm drunk and my brother died a couple of days ago. But that being said, I hope you are doing OK. Also I look cool in this photo.
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Trying to channel my inner American... wearing sunglasses inside on a gloomy day. Don't zoom in on my desktop icons or I'll cry.
A strikingly handsome man sits before you, wearing sunglasses inside on an overcast day. Is this love you feel, or did you just eat a bad burrito last night? Oh he also has a cool tattoo partially obscured. Yes it's cool, that's fact.
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Return to Castle Wolfenstein - League of Legends - Noita - Hearthstone
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Ember :)
This is a cat. Her name is Ember. Ohno my passwords!
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Using the internet for its core function - a pic of my cat Ember sleeping in my dirty washing basket next to me as I work. #nofilter #mrflibbleisverycross
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Unusually decent photo by me.
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Ember respectfully disagrees.
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