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Updated Uncle Sam poster: "I Want You To Save Trump's Ass!"

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Breaking Future News: Trump Tries To End Ukraine War Before Midterms, One Russian Missile At A Time

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their canoes to keep it away. There have been over 300 sightings from Alaska to San Francisco Bay. A video was shot of one and ended up on a Discovery show. Two babies were caught in 1968 and 1991, only to be returned to the water soon after. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadboro...

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The Daily Cryptid: Cadborosaurus--This sea serpent, found off the Pacific coast of North America, has a horse head, front flippers, a long snaky body and flippers behind. Dating back to First Nations times, this creature is found throughout native culture and some tribes even put a picture on

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Love your neighbor as yourself -- No trannies! Do not worry about tomorrow for tomorrow will worry about itself -- Tomorrow is another day to kill Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God. -- Kill, bathe in the blood and emerge cleansed a true warrior

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Jesus Vs. Pete Hegseth: Anyone without sin cast the first stone -- Everybody must get stoned Do not judge or you too will be judged -- Judges are weirdos, beardos and fatties. Just do it and let the janitor clean it up! No one can serve two masters -- I'm the only way back up from this black pit

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DHS: "Shut Up, Raise Your Hands, Kiss Your Ass Goodbye" Department of Veteran Affairs: "Once Used, Always Forgotten" Housing and Urban Development: "We Give You Enough Forms To Build Your Own House From"

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DOT: "Round and Round it Goes, Where It Stops, Nobody Knows!" DOI: "Bulldoze it, Pave It, Erect It" DOC: "The Only Business Of America Is Business" DOE: "The Forgotten One" DOT: "Any Blank Line Can Be A Road, Any Empty Space Can Be A Parking Lot"

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 12h

Rewritten Mottos for Federal Departments: DOD: "Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill!" DOJ: "Quid Pro Quo" DOS: "We're With Stupid" DOA: "Technically, It Can't Kill You If You Don't Eat It" HHS: "Viruses, Parasites, Pathogens Uber Alles" DOL: "Get Back To Work, Slaves!" DOE: "A Dumb Man Is A Willing Man"

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Why will Ken Paxton end his campaign at the Alamo? -James Talarico already booked the San Jacinto battleground! -He thought it would be good to end with ice cream! -He forgot to 'Remember The Alamo'! -Why The Hell Not?! The whole GOP's going to end like the Confederacy and Nazis soon anyway!

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 12h

Ad: While the execution by firing squad will not be on the public feed, it will be available to specially selected churches for charity events! Just contact Pete H at DOD (W)!

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 13h

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: Seven Brides For Seven Brothers For Tax Purposes

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 13h

Mike Johnson's Real Fear: "You know if the Republicans lose the House, months-long vacation times go away forever! 😭"

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 13h

They should be a garbage band: The Epstein Experience! The Flab Four! Geezermania! The Cop Slop! The Bads! The Sorrymen! No-Consent Peepers' Only Farts CHUD Brand! and, of course, The Excretals!

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 14h

Katie Zacharia is in good company since half of the Trump Administration has no legal license either and the other half has had it suspended!

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A LLM AI is no more conscious than a Tamagotchi. It is a device that mimics life. It is not alive.

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Could this be the start of a new show on Trump TV? The Public Execution Show!

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Everything about Katie Zacharia makes her look like a preschooler waiting for her Mom.

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