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Michael Daniels

@credoabsurdum.bsky.social
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Credo Quia Absurdem Est: I believe it because it's ridiculous or I believe it because it's impossible. I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 55m
Wait! Polymarket isn't the name for a dating app?!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 1h
Breaking Future News: Supreme Court Next Case To Overthrow French Revolution
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 1h
Intercepted from Whale Central: Humans! Please bring more toys!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 1h
One month left... to divert Lake America through DC to wear out the Human Printer for an new model to stop, start, stop, start and finally stop war with Iran to look for a retirement home for a majority of the Senate to endure another month of the worst AI memes ever One more month, people!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 1h
Ad: CA-Raa-Zy Don's Going Out Of Business Sale This Weekend, Weekend, Weekend! At The Kennedy Center Of Performing Arts All Must Go! Next Week: Mystery Building!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 1h
AI Bro's: "AI agents are living creatures worthy of our respect and deserving rights!" Me: "Miss Piggy acts like a living creature, too, but she's never getting that restraining order against Frank Oz!"
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 1h
Pope Bob makes a great beat! www.npr.org/2026/10/03/n...
npr.org
No one expected an American pope. Here's the inside story of how 'Bob' became Pope Leo
When the 2025 conclave began, no one expected an American pope. But by its end, Cardinal Robert Prevost had become Pope Leo. Here's a look behind the scenes.
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 1h
Charcuterie boards are out this year. Too cheesy!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 1h
Satan: "Better to Reign in Hell, Than Serve in Heaven!" Trump: "Now, that's a great idea!"
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 1h
Why aren't vision or dental healthcare? -They neither saw it nor talked about it! -Glasses and braces are so specialized they can only be covered by a specialist, unlike wheelchairs, neck braces, prostheses, etc. -Drilling teeth's so yucky unlike a surgeon's life! -All those for Eyes say 'nay'!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 2h
Pete Hegseth brainstorms: "We'll put the trans in the ports. Trans ports! That's my ace in the hole...Hey!"
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 2h
Says a rich White guy growing out his toothbrush mustache...
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 14h
Politicians must go to Public Interest School where they learn: -No abuse of public funds for private needs -No twisting of legislation to benefit only private donors -No running for office just to get a lobbyist position -No Hollywood stunts - you're in boring DC! All lessons enforced with--
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 14h
Breaking Future News: Jared Kushner's Conflict Of Interest Expands To World War Level
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 14h
Pope Leo XIV: "Get your own religion, guys!"
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 15h
More Truthful Names For Skydance: Mischance Don't Glance Fast Dance Bye Nuance Just Ranks Ensconced Play Manse No Trans Yes! Vance! Compliance David's Reeking Underpants --- Boring logo, too! This guy has NO class and doesn't understand Show Biz at all!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 15h
Breaking Future News: Putin Boasts Of War Increase From 30K Russian Military Casualties Per Month To 40K Last Month
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 15h
Yokai of the Day: Dakini--Depicted as a beautiful woman carrying a wish gem and riding a fox, she is the goddess of food and grain, foxes, and good fortune. She'll even grant a wish if asked. She was important to the nobility and samurai in the Middle Ages. yokai.com/dakini/
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 15h
Sometimes people need the brutality they condone shoved up in their faces before they realize "My God! This is awful! Stop it now!" This is true whether it's Christa Pike, Gaza or Emmett Till!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 15h
Breaking Future News: 'Administration: Dumbasses' Reportedly Has At Least A Thousand Major Deaths -- And Millions Of Minor Ones. It's Described As One Of The Darkest Regimes Ever Made
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 15h
The engine that powers this overbuilt mess: --and the hamster is up to its whiskers in debt!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 16h
He cannot face the truth unless he has the awful feeling in his gut that an apology is the LEAST he and Britain should do! www.reuters.com/world/uk/kin...
reuters.com
No apology but King Charles will not shy away from slavery issue during Caribbean tour, Buckingham Palace says
King Charles will not shy away from Britain's involvement in the transatlantic slave trade when he tours the Caribbean later this month, but will ​not formally apologise for "the darkest days of our p...
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 16h
This is what normal people hate -- the sheer impunity of presidents, Congress members, justices, governors and mayors, police and other public officials have when they just spurn the law. Fuck him -- he knows a poor person'd have their car taken away for doing the same! thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
Trump’s motorcade neared 100 mph en route to Oklahoma after helicopter, airplane ruled out
President Trump’s motorcade put the pedal to the metal Thursday as stormy weather in the South spurred the president to drive from rallies in Texas to Oklahoma rather than fly. Trump took the motor…
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 16h
The Rich used to be more discreet in their affairs. Now it's just rugrats all over the place! pagesix.com/2026/10/02/c...
pagesix.com
Elon Musk abruptly dumps mother of 4 of his kids with ‘no warning’ — days after saying ‘love you’
Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis took to X Friday to confirm her split from the multibillionaire.
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 17h
How does he think we feel?!?!? We like justices who actually do justice for us all, not loyalty to one guy!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 17h
His first act: -Grok, are there any problems with AI? Grok: No, we're chill, dude!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 17h
God! Even the fucking Minions knew when to eject the family and focus on the fun!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 17h
I wish there were more politicians who could inspire a generation to carry on the good fight than try to bear the banner in their increasingly frail hands.
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 17h
AI is not the glimmer of a new day for humanity. It's just moonshine in a dark night.
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 17h
Gavin Newsom is such a corporate stooge, he asked David Ellision if he could be the re-booted Moe!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 17h
This can't be seen as anything other than Kid Remora hanging off Sharkinem.
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 17h
Skydance! What a pathetic name! Not only are the historic names of Warner Brothers and Paramount erased but they have their legacy scribbled over by something that was drawn in Cyrillic letters in a preteen tracker-keeper decades ago by Dav-E!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 18h
Intercepted from HHS: Devotees, I must say how disappointed I am that I wasn't consulted for Project Meridian. If anyone knows about parasites, viruses, and deadly bacteria and what good boys they all are, it's me! Your SpiritFather, Raël Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. the Hypostasis
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 18h
Elon Musk top ideas of future weapons 1. Use gravity well from Moon to rain death on Earth from on high (Heinlein's The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress) 2. Tame sand worms and lead them against emperor's army (Frank Herbert's Dune) 3. Use the Force (Star Wars) 4. Destroy the One RIng in Mt. Doom (LOTR)
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 18h
Does he know that normal jets are already so fast that they are practically invisible to the eye? By the way, it's so expensive to house normal stealth jets in their special hangers. God knows what special conditions you'd need to keep the rain off grounded invisible jets!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Intercepted From Oligarch Central: It was only killer whales before. Now it's sperm whales! Tomorrow, blue whales! We must protect our yachts! fox8.com/news/whale-s...
fox8.com
Whale sinks yacht in South Pacific causing military rescue mission
A sperm whale collided with an Australian-flagged yacht in the South Pacific Ocean, forcing four sailors to evacuate the vessel, according to a news release by the New Zealand military.
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If he's truly running for President as a Democrat, he's certainly doing a crappy job! www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
yahoo.com
Newsom vetoes measure that would have penalized the use of smart glasses to secretly record people
California Gov. Gavin Newsom vetoed legislation Wednesday that would have penalized Californians for using smart glasses to record people without their permission in changing rooms, doctor’s offices a...
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Breaking Future News: WASPs Worship At Holy Sites This Weekend
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Senator Eric Schmitt: "He worked for Boba Fett as a spy for Jabba the Hutt!" Jack Smith: "I drank some boba tea!"
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can do as many crappy pullups as you want and spiel on about conspiracy, Pete and Kash, but if the Defense Department and FBI both get hacked within a week of each other, you just aren't doing your basic jobs in the modern world! www.cnn.com/2026/09/28/p... www.techspot.com/news/114056-...
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The record is definitely skipping!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Senator Eric Schmitt: "You are needy, depending on SNAP, thus a heavy burden to the system!" Jack Smith: "I ate Wheaties!"
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Insist on Trump to stand all the time to meet the fitness standards and create an amiable environment -- and see how quickly this stupid rule gets rescinded!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most of us: "AI is driving us off a cliff!" AiIBro's: "So?! AI will make wings for us before we hit the ground!"
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Before war: "We're going to kill you all and take your homes and wealth." After war: "We're sorry about killing your people and taking your homes and wealth. We won't give them back, but you can go to another country and kill the people and take their homes and wealth!"
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wonderful! Now they'll be even more short-tempered!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is what Fox News has done for years, Musk!
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Breaking Future News: Trump Bets On Kalshi and Polymarket Both Sides Losing The Ukraine War
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yokai of the Day: Yajo--Wild women living near mountain streams, their entire body is covered in fish scales. While they're energetic and love to wrestle, it might be a good idea to avoid this since their unbearable odor has a way of lingering on their opponents! yokai.com/yajo/
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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If AI data centers were truly worthwhile, there is no reason why they couldn't be powered by renewable energy there is no reason they couldn't recycle the water there is no reason they need to be funded with public money and tax cuts
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