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@cre0.bsky.social

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Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Going to start playing clubs with the name “DJ Equipment”

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

make geocities great again

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

This morning’s inexplicable ear worm: Jennifer Lopez - My Love Don’t Cost a Thing

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

With what money, exactly?

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Conservative “comedy” is laughing AT others. For normal folks, comedy is laughing at shared experiences. It’s hard to share experiences when you’re afraid of everyone that looks a bit different.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Well there goes my loyalty to Southwest. Even when traveling light I always prefer to check my bag so I don’t have to worry about lugging it through the airport, so I was happy to deal with unassigned seats for the free bag. Now their offering is worse than the competition at the same price.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

There is an ice cream truck that drives through my neighborhood for several hours every afternoon, with the same 45 second clip on repeat. It’s the melody to “Frere Jacques” followed by 3 seconds of silence, then a dog barking twice, then “HELLO!” Over and over again. Absolute madness.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

if you told me in the 90s that Billy Corgan would be the owner of NWA....

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Just send this video to the front desk: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J0D...

Tom Cruise 'Motion Smoothing' PSA

YouTube video by Flixxy

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

We need Human Right Savings Time

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Okay, somebody needs to say something: what the fuck happened to Yellowjackets? It feels like there was a major shift in tone & storytelling from the last 2 seasons. I’m starting to get GoT season 8 vibes here.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Well I think this clinches it.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Well played.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Another morning waking up with an inexplicable ear worm: “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

This morning I work up with the 80s cartoon Transformers theme song stuck in my head. What the hell am I dreaming about?

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Pedro Pascal once again proves he’s the caring father figure we all need right now.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I think Adam Pally would do well in the horror genre. Something like The Night House would be damn near perfect for his range and chops.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Mom: we have xenomorph at home.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Haberman doesn’t have that structure or oversight. I’m not saying she has zero structure/oversight at the times, but think of her more like a consultant vs middle manager in a corporate setting. They’re working toward the same goal within very different scopes of agency.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Swan is a more traditional employee of the times that is currently assigned to their political reporting team. He reports to an editor who greenlights stories for investigation.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Not really at odds with what I said, just more nuanced than 160 characters allows. Haberman is quasi-independent - her journalism is not exclusive to the times. Like “hey we like your work and would like to have that featured in our paper.” She also writes books and occasionally appears on CNN.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

He’s “negotiating” the way I played Mortal Kombat as a kid: just keep doing the one move you know until the other guy falls down. When you lose just get more quarters from dad.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

She sounds like a real Peter Criss.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

The Kaiser had stolen our word for “journalist”

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

As a correspondent, she’s embedded. She’s stays in that location and reports the news that’s happening there. As a reporter, he’s assigned stories to follow from his editor and probably doesn’t focus on a single topic. The stilted phrasing implies she was not on that assignment between terms.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

There is a semantic difference between a second non-consecutive term and a second, non-consecutive term.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

They might talk about it, but I doubt they’ll have any answers.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Excellent. And baffling. I’ve fully embraced pinned, persistent tabs and nested tab groups. No idea how I browsed for so many years without them. My browser feels more like an app launcher than a website viewer.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I don’t tolerate desktop icons in any scenario. It seems so wildly reckless. Like, you’ve got a desk with infinite drawers and you just pile everything on top?

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Browser habits fascinate me. Like, how do you even manage that? How many tabs are the same site because you forgot it was already open 137 tabs ago? If it’s just “oh i open a fresh tab to browse/click a link” and you’re just hoarding browser history in a tangible place, I totally get that.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Today I woke up with Alice in Chains’ The Rooster inexplicably stuck in my head. The last time I listened to that song I was still burning mix CDs and downloading from Napster. I wish I was able to remember my dreams because it seems like they’re absolute fucking bangers.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

The trivia-lover in me feels like using Shazam is somehow “cheating” at the age-old game of Wait Where Do I Know This From?

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I say, forget profiles on dating apps. just post a screenshot of your desktop.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

You will never convince me that Shazam isn't literal magic

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

You’ve obviously never met someone that willingly describes themselves as an “audiophile”

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Oh we definitely do.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Fighting games have this weird “bubble” effect that makes it impossible to judge how well you play on an objective level. I know which of my friends I can beat, and which will mop the floor with me. Beyond that it’s like trying to solve the three body problem.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Spirits in a Material World got me hooked on The Police

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

One of the hardest truths to face as a young adult was learning that it’s not just parents that don’t understand: nobody has a damn clue at all. It’s a fucking madhouse.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Let em waste the resources on generating something I instinctually ignore. It’s insane how quick my muscle memory reacted to that sewage. My 2025 resolution is to be a net financial loss to any company that makes me a product.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Pinterest: we made bookmarks a website!

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

You guys are doing work?

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I feel like I need to rewatch last week’s severance 5 or 6 more times so I understand what the fuck is happening before I watch this week’s episode.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Also the shocking twist-ending in the upcoming I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I wonder if Peter Saarsgard is also in muted awe watching Peter Saarsgard fill the shoes left by Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Will Peter Cilella’s turn in the directors chair take him from criminally underrated actor to criminally underrated director? My personal most-anticipated film of 2025. Fingers crossed for a quick wide release!

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

This looks fantastic 🍿 Wishing all the best for Peter & the Rustic team on this one, and anxiously waiting a wider release!

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Largest? This is just the ceremonial first pitch.

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

that’s pretty optimistic tbh

some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

One weird quirk I have is that I regularly wake up with a song stuck in my head, often something I haven’t heard in years. Today it was “I Love the Nightlife” by Alicia Bridges