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@cre0.bsky.social
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Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy.

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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Going to start playing clubs with the name “DJ Equipment”
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
make geocities great again
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This morning’s inexplicable ear worm: Jennifer Lopez - My Love Don’t Cost a Thing
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Well there goes my loyalty to Southwest. Even when traveling light I always prefer to check my bag so I don’t have to worry about lugging it through the airport, so I was happy to deal with unassigned seats for the free bag. Now their offering is worse than the competition at the same price.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
There is an ice cream truck that drives through my neighborhood for several hours every afternoon, with the same 45 second clip on repeat. It’s the melody to “Frere Jacques” followed by 3 seconds of silence, then a dog barking twice, then “HELLO!” Over and over again. Absolute madness.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
if you told me in the 90s that Billy Corgan would be the owner of NWA....
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Okay, somebody needs to say something: what the fuck happened to Yellowjackets? It feels like there was a major shift in tone & storytelling from the last 2 seasons. I’m starting to get GoT season 8 vibes here.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Another morning waking up with an inexplicable ear worm: “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This morning I work up with the 80s cartoon Transformers theme song stuck in my head. What the hell am I dreaming about?
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I think Adam Pally would do well in the horror genre. Something like The Night House would be damn near perfect for his range and chops.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Today I woke up with Alice in Chains’ The Rooster inexplicably stuck in my head. The last time I listened to that song I was still burning mix CDs and downloading from Napster. I wish I was able to remember my dreams because it seems like they’re absolute fucking bangers.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
One of the hardest truths to face as a young adult was learning that it’s not just parents that don’t understand: nobody has a damn clue at all. It’s a fucking madhouse.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I feel like I need to rewatch last week’s severance 5 or 6 more times so I understand what the fuck is happening before I watch this week’s episode.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Also the shocking twist-ending in the upcoming I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I wonder if Peter Saarsgard is also in muted awe watching Peter Saarsgard fill the shoes left by Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Will Peter Cilella’s turn in the directors chair take him from criminally underrated actor to criminally underrated director? My personal most-anticipated film of 2025. Fingers crossed for a quick wide release!
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
One weird quirk I have is that I regularly wake up with a song stuck in my head, often something I haven’t heard in years. Today it was “I Love the Nightlife” by Alicia Bridges
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I think the world is ready for a Wishbone reboot.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The 1999 MTV VMAs was peak American Culture. Backstreet Boys got a 6th member, Tommy Lee in only a trench coat, David Bowie and Iman proudly proclaiming they’re “on the net!” And to top it off, the Dreamcast released earlier that day. What a beautiful shitshow.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Rainy days and Wednesdays always get me down
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Next on my todo list: start a todo list.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
@felker.bsky.social is Things Will Be Different an official entry in the Shitty Carl Cinematic Universe?
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I absolutely love the word “penultimate.” It’s definitely my 2nd favorite word.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
@davidlawsonjr.bsky.social any idea how long us normies will have to wait for a wide distribution of Descendent? Hoping I don’t have to wait 8+ months before I can see it!
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I know the writing quality of Yellowjackets seems to be in an absolute freefall this season, but damn if that courtroom drama didn’t go down smooth as hell. Misty was giving total Elenor Frutt vibes, and that Bobby Donnell-esque “withdrawn” had me cackling. I miss The Practice.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The only Gulf of America I recognize is the gaping intellectual chasm between the kinds of people that call it The Gulf of America and the rest of us trying to grin and bear it.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
What show are you finally getting around to watching? I am finishing up Orphan Black and starting Impulse and holy fuck they’re both fantastic.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A seal? Should we eat it?
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
If you ever have a few hours to kill in Baltimore, this is lowkey the greatest museum in America. www.avam.org
avam.org
American Visionary Art Museum
Welcome to the nation's museum for self-taught, intuitive artistry.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The way Irv said “Do it, Seth!” in last night’s #Severance episode took me back to 5th grade gym class when Steve Bowen taunted our teacher Mr. Boyd into a game of dodgeball by yelling “Bring it on, Geoffrey!” and got immediately sent to the principal’s office.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The new Severance episode is a whole damn season
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hey @aftermidnightcbs.bsky.social @taylortomlinson.bsky.social - why no love on this platform? We can at least hold our own in a hashtag limited engagement, and honestly it kinda feels we’re gearing up for war over here.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I’m proposing a new measurement system for tailors: Tailor’s Foot = 13 inches (1 extra for seam allowance) Hemsworth = 1/2 a Tailor’s Foot Fistywidth = 1/2 a Hemsworth Knucklish = 1/2 a Fistywidth Thimbling = 1/2 a Knucklish These can only be spoken in a British accent.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
#Severance conspiracy theory after last night’s episode: “Severance” is not splitting the innie and outie as much as it is severing consciousness from the body. SPOILER: That really looked like Helly in Cobel’s body after their call to the board for a “reset.”
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
“the grass is always greener on the other side” implies I give a fuck about lawn maintenance
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It would never have been in the Oscars conversation, but my absolute favorite film of 2024 was Things Will be Different. @felker.bsky.social created something that truly felt like a small glimpse into a much larger & darker abyss! Eerie, tense layered narrative. Great for a rewatch too.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Honestly surprised Clint Eastwood didn’t get an Oscar nomination for Juror #2. The pacing was a masterclass in restrained, laser-focused storytelling. It’s getting rarer to see (non-horror) films where the director’s influence is palpable in every scene.
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some guy @cre0.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Seems wild to me that I Saw The TV Glow didn’t get any Oscar love. Sound design - solid 10/10. Cinematography - hauntingly beautiful. Fred Durst. What more does the academy want??
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