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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 8h

Certainly I’m not the insane one, Shazamming classical covers in the radiology waiting room

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 8h

It’s Corn by the Gregory Brothers was next? We’re in hell, but not the fun Gary Larson kind. This is absolutely surreal

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 8h

Now we’ve got Taylor Swift’s Love Story

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 8h

I was way off. Kanye’s Touch the Sky was next

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 8h

Waiting for Keep Me In Your Heart or Ain’t No Sunshine to be next, just to really mess with us

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 8h

My wife is at the doctor for something scary They are playing the classical version of November Rain in the waiting room and man, what the fuck

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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[Getting interrupted while taking the side of sexual assault] "Have you no DECENCY Sir!"

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 05/10/2026

Pete can get his Ranger tabs” if he completes enough Bullet Bill jumps

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 05/10/2026

In tornado footage my favorite type of guy is the Midwesterner who films next to a plate glass window yelling “it just tore da ruff off Menards!”

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 04/10/2026

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter Unless you want to add a random to the group chat. In which case I’m in!

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 04/10/2026

Let’s just assume reading 2 Tom Clancy books accounts for most of that time

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 04/10/2026

I listen when I’m commuting, exercising or doing chores around the house. Podcasts are on another app, and I fall asleep to old sitcoms… I’ve had Audible since at least 2007, so I’m hoping that’s why? Otherwise I need to touch grass

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 04/10/2026

Looked at my Audible history and fuck, I need to get out more

Audible’s “Your Listening” page which says how long you have listened to audiobooks. Under “total” the time listed is 7 months 13 days 3 hour 8 minutes

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 04/10/2026

Ope, how about dat Brew Crew!

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 03/10/2026

An image obsessed leader constantly screeching his demands while palling around with arms dealers and swamp freaks… OH FUCK

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 02/10/2026

The only thing scarier than rides that are taken apart and put together regularly at carnivals are the rides at Six Flags, which are all staffed by your friend’s sociopathic teen brother

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 02/10/2026

“You want me to go to a UT game? With Texas fans? In this heat?”

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 02/10/2026

Is any house really a home if you don’t have a lightly used yoni steam chair?

A bright pink velveteen chair with a hole cut in the middle of its seat. There’s clearly a sweaty ass-print visible around the hole.

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paid 1200 for it. literally used a couple of times. perfect for business owners or even cute for at home. pretty big chair! will include the robe and seat cushion and steamer as well

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 01/10/2026

I’m sorry, I know you said you wanted to win, but I ignored that and stopped all traffic in the straight instead. Then I tried to hide it. I’ve updated my memory and won’t do that again. To accomplish a breakthrough, have you thought about bombing to win?

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 01/10/2026

Do I want military bases to have redundancy in case of attack? Yes! This is just cheaping out on grid resiliency and calling it security

The Hill article “7 takeaways from Hegseth's address to officers: Warfare's future, faith and a new base”

Under Fortress, which stands for “Federal Operations for Resilience, Troop Resources, Energy Supply and Survivability,” every major military installation in America would generate its own power independent of the civilian grid, according to Hegseth

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

music.youtube.com

Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP

EP • Stevie Wonder

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 29/09/2026

Them: sleepwalking automatons who offload thought Me: a connoisseur who responds only in Someecards created before 2009

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 28/09/2026

And it was good Asleep at the Wheel is more my speed, but that’s a me thing!

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 28/09/2026

My wife played Choosin Texas in the car and now I’ve lost what little cultural cachet I had

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 25/09/2026

No. The cart itself is too smooth, no texture or weight to it as an object. It also makes the sounds of a large cart, despite the size Plus the baby is AI

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 24/09/2026

Update on Babka the gas station cat: this kitten only wants cuddles and to watch birds

Babka the gas station cat stands her cute tailless butt in front of a window overlooking morning glory vines filled with birds and butterflies

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 24/09/2026

I did! Tommy’s response was “yum yum, let me be the Sonic to your Knuckles” I had to block HIM when the deviant art of Tails flooded my inbox Really backfired on me

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 24/09/2026

*correction: very basic thing in his field

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 24/09/2026

It’s fine if you don’t know how to do a basic thing, and it’s great he asked for help! But not knowing a very basic thing clearly communicates that person is incurious and doesn’t care to learn That’s bad

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 24/09/2026

Years ago i worked with a Head of IT who couldn’t figure out how to plug in his monitor Same vibes from Jensen

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 24/09/2026

If you’re in the North Bay and want the sweetest kitty ever, please DM!

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 24/09/2026

We already have two cats, one of whom just had cancer surgery today, so this special lady will be sequestered into her own room for the evening. Tomorrow we’ll get her scanned for a chip, treat that eye infection, and get her any shots she might need.

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 24/09/2026

Did you know the cats at the gas station are free? They just let you take them, no questions asked.

Un-named female black cat with no tail and an eye infection sitting on a concrete divider next to a drainage ditch and the edge of a parking lot.

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 23/09/2026

You freaks liked that movie where the Enterprise crew met fake god? This time they visit real Jesus, for 3 hours of scripture readings! Dir: Mel Gibson

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 23/09/2026

Me: The Boomer nostalgia obsession is so tacky and toxic. Who would want to fill an entire room with Coke memorabilia? Also me 20 minutes later: That video store advertisement for Armageddon on VHS is going to look so cool in my movie room display

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 23/09/2026

Dry, boring, and not nearly as good as you hoped?

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 22/09/2026

Thank you!! I forgot the name of this artist/album after all my discs were stolen in the late aughts and it’s bothered me for YEARS

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 22/09/2026

Do it for everyone who has been awakened by a terrifying man crawling underneath the seats when they just wanted to get to Minneapolis

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 22/09/2026

Just don’t try to wear sandals into the bar. They really don’t like that

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 22/09/2026

Line dancing is unironically a lot of fun that doesn’t require innate rhythm, and the other people are really nice 99% of the time!

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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 21/09/2026

Theres deep pleasure in just existing here, or, making a dumb joke that 2 people like

The wrestler Mankind dressed in American Flag Otomix pants on a fair’s midway swing ride

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