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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

The Death Curse has entered it's god damn psychedelic phase!!!! Look for our new album this fall!!!!!! You're doomed if ya don't!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

My bowels call the god damn shots!!!! I have no say in the matter!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

No I'm not a doctor, but I did shit my pants in a Holiday Inn last night!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

That's why I wear the same thing everyday!!!!!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Joolz!!!!!! You're doomed if you eat that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

It's not looking promising!!!!!!!!!!!!! Support keeps running around in circles!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

To those of you that follow me on twitter: My god damn account has been hacked!!! I'm trying to regain control of it as we speak!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I've missed you too!!!! My Piggly Wiggly ban will be lifted next week, so I'll be back to drinkin with ya!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

God is with you young Skywalker!!!!! But you are not his messenger yet!!!!!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

You're a messenger of God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Yes!!! While everyone else was avoiding the brown acid I was running around with the brown pants!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

What I wouldn't give to be 76 again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

My new god damn solo album will be dropping on November 28th!!!!! Just in time for the holiday season!!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Joolz!!!! Doobies lead to death curses!! Death curses lead to doom!! Doom leads to Jason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Never fear! The god damn new Cracker Barrel logo is here!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

My manager called me in the middle of a god damn Kojak episode asking if I wanted to come in!!! I said, no! He said, can I ask why?!! So I said, only assholes go to work on their day off! He said, today was my day off and I came in. I said, bingo! and hung up! #Walmart

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

My boss makes a dollar while I make a dime!!! That's why I shit my pants on company time!!!! #Walmart

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I didn't choose the doomed life!!!! The doom life god damn chose me!!!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Need a new car stereo?! Come to Crazy Ralph's Car Stereo! We test each car stereo with nothing but Kid Rock ditties because, let's face it, if we can make that bullshit sound good we can make anything sound good! Use promo code DOOM and get a free Conway Twitty CD of your choice!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

According to the ditty that just played, apparently, You want it all but you can't have it!!!! And also, It's in your face but you can't grab it!!!!! #WalmartRadio

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

It's so god damn hot I saw Jason stop and spray a few sprays of water on his mask yesterday while he was chasing down a victim!!!!! #heatwave2025

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Joolz!!!! Thanks for the concern!!! Yes!!! I was at the Piggly Wiggly bright and early!!! In fact, I passed out in their parking lot!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

I got kicked out of karate class last night for shitting my god damn gi!!!!!!!!

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Crazy Ralph 🥃 (God damn parody!!!) @crazyralph1980.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Another Friday the 13th is in the god damn books!!!!!! People Wanged, people chunged, and I'm sure lots of doobies were smoked!!!! Hopefully things can get back to normal!!!!!!!!

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