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What is your major malfunction, numbnuts??!!

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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 17h
What are you bitching about? Most welfare recipients are in fact white trash! Get over it! newrepublic.com/post/215973/...
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MAGA Furious Over Republican Ad Featuring White Man as Face of Welfare
Conservatives are pissed at Sarah Huckabee Sanders for choosing a young white man to portray welfare recipients.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No. One is a staunch defender of the law, the other is an AIPAC toadie. www.cityandstateny.com/personality/...
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Hakeem Jeffries & Letitia James: Rising through the ranks, together
Over the past 20 years, the two have led a generation from Central Brooklyn.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Flock Safety CEO backlash turns personal over privacy
49 states use Flock cameras as Flock Safety CEO backlash grows over ALPR surveillance, doxxing claims, and privacy controls. See why the scrutiny matters
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someday, when the #dorks at @developers.google.com learn to code, they will figure out how to upgrade an app on Android without deleting its icon on my carefully configured home screen.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fricking Steam is an IQ wasteland. Not a single game that requires an actual brain to operate. <sigh>
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Te jodiste por payaso, Millei. El mundo ahora ve que por hacerte el payasito psedo-Trump se te subieron los mocos a la cabeza y perdiste vista de la meta. www.lanacion.com.ar/politica/mil...
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Milei negó que haya una recesión y dijo: “Los indicadores están arrojando cualquier cosa”
El Presidente habló después de que el banco más grande de Estados Unidos vaticinara una contracción de la economía argentina en el tercer trimestre y recortara a 1,5% su pronóstico de crecimiento para...
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My dog seems to love my harmonica. Or she hates it I can't tell.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This made me spit up my tea
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are a lot of them out there.
Sitting here with my 91 year old mom and her PT.  Great lady, fun to talk to. She just told us she anti-vax. Well, nice taking to you.  We will be getting a new therapist.  No patience for anti-science health professionals.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've heard that ICE is still recruiting. Also heard they are not taking kindly to their agents being referred to as ICE bergs...
Large ish ICE agent wearing sunglasses and baseball hat, carrying massive assault rifle, his clothing has lots of McDonald's branding and has compartments for fizzy drink, large fries and some sandwiches. 
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another batch of #biltong is born. This time I went more traditional, properly toasting the coriander seeds with the peppercorns, them grinding them with my Turkish spice grinder. I also used balsamic vinegar and added 1/2 teaspoon MSG to the marinade to kick the flavors up a notch. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.1011now.com/2026/09/24/e...
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130-pound dog is carried off mountain by rescuers after he becomes 'too exhausted' to finish hike
A large dog in New Mexico was given a deluxe rescue when he became “too exhausted” to finish a hike.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But of course Indian assholes would embrace glassholeism. www.technologyreview.com/2026/09/23/1...
technologyreview.com
Smart glasses are already causing havoc in India
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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A dolphin in Australia steals food from fish in the grossest way
A dolphin named Bubbles chases fish until they regurgitate, then eats the vomited prey, a new study describes.
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Clyde Barnchaser @clydebarnchaser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the hell do you call this new Repukeblican bullshit? Stolen unionship? 😂😂😂😂 michiganadvance.com/2026/09/24/m...
michiganadvance.com
Mike Rogers claims he was an assembly line worker. The UAW said that is stretching the truth. • Michigan Advance
Rogers says he built Chrysler vehicles on an assembly line. Records show his work was at an aftermarket facility that modified vehicles after they left the factory.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Of course they did. It's part of the Kegsbreath Incompetence Shitshow. www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
aljazeera.com
Has China received US F-35 parts by diverting an Australian shipment?
Australia and US investigate F-35 parts mistakenly sent to Hong Kong amid concerns over sensitive military technology.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You're history, asswipe. www.npr.org/2026/09/24/n...
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So now the question is if Judge Kelly has the balls to hold the Lardass in contempt and order the Secret Service to allow the press in, or haul the Lardass into his courtroom. newrepublic.com/post/215797/...
newrepublic.com
White House Ignores Court Ruling, Continues Banning Reporters
A federal judge has ordered the White House to restore access to CNN, MS NOW, and Politico. The White House isn’t listening.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/... Another Jackwipe California shitforbrains SMACKED DOWN! WHOOP!
democracydocket.com
California Supreme Court orders GOP sheriff to return seized ballots, affirms state’s power over local law enforcement
The twin rulings stand to make it significantly harder for local law enforcement to create election chaos and use unsubstantiated fraud claims to seize ballots outside California’s established electio...
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm making Coconut Flan today. <WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!> A new record. A line at the door in two seconds.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THWAPP!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 www.npr.org/2026/09/24/n...
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Judge orders Trump administration to restore journalists' access to White House
A federal judge ordered the Trump administration on Thursday to temporarily restore access to CNN, MS NOW and Politico, after they were banned from covering White House events by President Trump.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why are male soccer players such useless drama queens? The female players don't scream, throw themselves into the ground and claim they been blinded, then get up and admit "Oh, there's no one around be, huh? Never mind."
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Soccer Player Flops on Field
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The biggest GoFundMe in history will go to the Marine guard who, as Trump leaves the White House, gives him a size 12 boot up his ass and sends him flying head over ass down the steps. THAT will be the birth of a national hero!
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lindsay Graham is royally pissed he's been assigned the job of keeping Jerry Falwell "satisfied".
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The number of decent people in Hollywood is minuscule, but Mark is def a decent guy. Appreciate his advocacy on so many issues. @markruffalo.bsky.social
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Never forget "old dogs" and "old cats" are EXACTLY the same puppy and kitten souls you brought into your life years ago. Just because the outside got old doesn't change what's inside. Those of you who forget that and abandon those who have you all their love will pay for it when they cross over.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember: Every time PlutoTV shows you two minutes of silly music and childish graphics, it's two minutes of ad time the Ellison asswipes failed to sell.
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SpongeBob Sucks to Suck Meme
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Indeed. "How to drive away businesses and hope bicycles and broke-ass far left fools will fill the gap."
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Israeli/Jews are terrified Palestinian children will grow up to kill them, it's because they KNOW those children are the result of 80 years of Israeli/Jew terrorism, and have earned the right to hunt down and END the terrorists. Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
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Freeplstne
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love it 👏👏👏
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boo-fucking-hoo. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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'Just plain panic': Fears mount as N.B. considers restricting U.S. hunters, anglers | CBC News
Hunters and anglers from the United States as well as New Brunswick outfitters say they were caught off guard by the province's move to possibly "restrict" hunting and fishing licences in response to ...
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Donald Lardass Trump has now been given the first ever designation of “Worst US President in the History of the Universe”.
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Star Lord's Iconic Middle Finger Gesture
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@econover.bsky.social Explain to me just how radio waves are "seen". www.sciencenews.org/article/exop...
sciencenews.org
First radio waves seen from an exoplanet hint at otherworldly auroras
The gas giant Beta Pictoris b, about 63 light-years away, has the mass of 10 Jupiters and a magnetic field thousands of times as strong as Earth’s.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bullshit. Plenty of people can do the work, but thanks to Trump and that worm Miller deporting the people with the skills, white trash MAGA think the work is now worthy of brain surgeon pay. www.thedrive.com/news/classic...
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Classic Car Museum Closing Because Nobody Can Work on Carburetors Anymore. Now The Collection's For Sale
The in-house mechanic at this Ohio auto museum is retiring—and the place can't run without him.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Influencers Won’t Save Israel’s Good Name
Social-media hasbarah can do more harm than good.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.aljazeera.com/amp/opinions...
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The pro-Israel censors are starting to lose
The Macklemore controversy demonstrates that the cost of speaking up for Palestine is diminishing.
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There was no apology. It was a warning of what will happen if Zîonīsts are not exterminated. www.instagram.com/reel/DdeM6sz...
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Ynet Global on Instagram: "French channel apologizes after depicting nuclear strike on Tel Aviv A film on France’s next-generation weapons aired by RMC Découverte showed a nuclear mushroom cloud over...
160 likes, 29 comments - ynetglobal on September 19, 2026: "French channel apologizes after depicting nuclear strike on Tel Aviv A film on France’s next-generation weapons aired by RMC Découverte sho...
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ᑎᗩTᑌᖇᗩᒪ, ᒪIKE ᐯEᖇᑎOᑎ @naturallikevernon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump died and got buried at Mar-Lago. A man went to the airport and said, "I need a ticket to go piss on Trump's grave." The agent said, "Yes, sir. Here's a ticket to Los Angeles." The guy said, "Los Angeles?! But Trump's buried in Florida!" The agent said, "Yes, sir, but the back of the line..."
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Want to adopt a baby hyrax? It will need adult hyrax shit. Seriously. Within days of birth, babies critically ingest adult hyrax feces (coprophagy) to acquire the specialized symbiotic bacteria needed to digest tough plant matter in their multi-chambered stomachs. Ewww...
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Tongue Out Hyrax
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In loving memory of when I gave a fuck. @crazyjarhead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Behold! After #marinating for one day and #dehydrating @95F for 18 hours in my multipurpose #airfryer, we have homemade #BILTONG! ('cause it looks like beef tongue.) None of that overpriced, toxic garbage USians call "jerky" comes even close. #Tasty 🤣🤣🤣
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