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@crazychris576.bsky.social
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He/him/his Twitch streamer and podcaster Socialist and progressive Mental health advocate ADHD / Autism / Clinical Depression haver Extremely nerdy I eat too much to cope with my existential dread

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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We're being attacked!!!!!!
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Way cheaper option if you're in green (which you certainly are with lands like those):
The card "Spelunking" from the game Magic: The Gathering.
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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IGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026
The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @ilhanmn.bsky.social @pressley.house.gov this is the time for you to draft articles of impeachment. Don't let this get laughed off. Don't let it blow over. There needs to be a breaking point.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not that anyone needs a reminder but this man has the nuclear codes. Far too many people will just shrug this off or find some way to justify it. But Trump is unwell, incoherent, and a danger to us all.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So the president says in a speech that he's okay with a nation, with whom we are currently at war, destroying two major cities in California with nukes. That would equal over 5 million lives lost, at minimum. WHY ARE THERE NOT IMPEACHMENT ORDERS PASSING THROUGH CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW?????
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good evening. Nolan Wells did not drown. Jane Doe should stay anonymous. The Cornell rapists and everyone that did nothing to stop them all should be in prison. Our president should be tried for treason. Vote in the goddamn midterms. Good night.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kystri's stream link: www.twitch.tv/kystrii #deadbydaylight #dbd #twitch
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Your favorite egirl ⟡ ₊˙ ⊹ — Kystrii streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to be playing some 2v8 duos with @kystri.bsky.social on her stream in just a few minutes, while raising money to benefit the International Association for Suicide Prevention. I'd love to see you there!
Flyer for a fundraising event called "Candles in the Fog", hosted by streaming personality Kystri. The fundraiser benefits the International Association for Suicide Prevention all throughout the month of September. This flyer promotes a stream taking place on September 28th, 2026, at 1:30 PM PDT. The stream will feature Kystri and CrazyChris576 playing duos in the game Dead by Daylight.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just reinforces my support of a recent idea I saw: every time a company's security gets breached, the company that was breached should be required to pay $10,000 to every individual that had their information stolen. Who wants to bet how quickly security would get beefed up if that law passed?
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The parallels between Jace and Urza are insane. Both mono-blue, both considered to be the most powerful planeswalker of their era, both fanatical in their beliefs that they know what is best for the multiverse, both perfectly willing to sacrifice comrades to achieve their goals....the list goes on.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Never in my life did I expect to hear @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social use the phrase "break kayfabe" in any circumstance. I probably shouldn't be surprised at Brennan using wrestling lingo (shoutout Titan Takedown), but it still caught me off-guard.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Didn't think America was supposed to be represented by all three primary colors. Even after 40 years on this planet, some things still surprise me.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Side note just for transparency: there was nothing wrong with Kaz's eye in the first picture. He just happened to have one eye closed when I took that picture. Also, I still don't understand how he found it comfortable to lay on top of my shoes like that. 🤷‍♂️😸
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To be loved is to be changed.
Picture of my black cat, Kaz, sitting on top of some shoes in the back of my closet. He has one eye closed, but there is nothing wrong with his eye. This picture was taken in July 2022, just a few weeks after I first brought him home.Picture of my black cat, Kaz, sitting on a chair and looking very regal. This picture was taken in July 2026.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Every day, we stray further and further from anything resembling a god...
Picture of a tractor-trailer truck with a graphic on the side of the trailer that says "Shiba Inu Crypto to the moon!" The graphic shows a Shiba Inu riding a rocket that is on a curling course to an object that resembles the moon.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Whtz deck that I recently brewed would be a dream to own.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't disagree with you there. I just can't help the gut-check reaction I have to seeing yet another MAGAt believe he has somehow contributed meaningfully to culture by pushing buttons on a keyboard.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In a place he earned, unlike McNaughton.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Raphael at least had the body of work to back up such an inclusion. This guy doesn't even have a noteworthy piece of refrigerator art.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He had the audacity to include HIMSELF in the fucking piece. That's all you need to know about this absolute clown show.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I know.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Can't believe you indulged one of your own fandoms instead of helping me fund a new PC. So selfish. [/sarcasm]
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I remember the first time we played that on the radio station. Life-changing.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Literally and totally, AI needs to die. Everything having to do with AI right now is death to sensible life for the ordinary human.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
YES! Welcome to the P100 Yui club! Love seeing our queen getting the big honors!
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Kaz offers to smite those that have brought you suffering on this day. And then maybe he'll give you a snuggle afterwards.
A black cat sitting on the floor and looking up at the camera.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Extra credit for the cat shirt
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fuck you, #Blizzard. Fuck you, #Hearthstone. I've played your fucking game since before it was even publicly released, but no longer. I have no more patience for your pay to win, power creeping, nonstop griefing, pisspoor excuse for a card game. Never again.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If Hearthstone is going to be all competitive all the time, you should embrace that and stop paying lip service to the ideas on which the game was founded. That's all I ask. Do that, and you can use these card ideas with my blessing! {end of sarcastic tirade}
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Since you seem to have given up entirely on the ideas of whimsy and fun that were at the heart of the game's creation, it seems disingenuous to continue the casual facade that players get when they open the game and hear the music. You shouldn't give players the wrong idea about what to expect.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You can use all of these ideas in the next #Heartstone set, on the condition that you also completely remake the UI, music, and visual design to fit this ultra-competitive e-sports focus for the game. It's only fair for the game environment to match the tone of the cards, after all.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If the goal is to cause the most demoralizing loss possible for the opponent and make them never want to play the game again, you might as well go all the way and shut down their deck before they can even get it going, right? It's not like they can do anything to react or stop it from happening!
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh, here's a good one! Let's make a card that lets you choose a minion from the opponent's deck, hand, or board. It destroys all copies of that minion wherever they are AND prevents anyone from acquiring or playing that minion for the rest of the game! No discover effects, no resurrects, nothing!
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What does it matter that you've undone every play they've made up to that point and likely prevented them from being able to achieve victory in the way their deck intended? We're not supposed to care that the opponent is a fellow human being that also wants to enjoy playing the game!
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Next, let's talk about a dual class Mage/Shaman spell that changes all spells in the opponent's hand to different ones that cost 1 less. It's just the thing for fucking over those spell decks that hoard copies of spells in their hand to set up for an unstoppable one-turn kill. They'll be so pissed!
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Obviously, this Chromie will be a neutral legendary so EVERYONE can experience the joy of shutting off their opponent's entire game. It's just the thing that will enhance gameplay against any quest deck in any format. Who gives a fuck how players feel about having all their work reversed? Fuck 'em!
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
First, I've made your next Chromie iteration! It has a battlecry that cancels out any "for the rest of the game" or "this game" effects for the opponent. Doesn't matter what they are, when they were played, or how the game has progressed since they were played. They're just cancelled!
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hey @hearthstone.blizzard.com devs! Since you seem to be so intent on developing cards that don't let people play their decks as intended, or even play the game at all in some cases, I've got some ideas for you! These are perfect for your "Fuck the opponent, they don't deserve to have fun" mantra!
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We are embarking on another night of Raft madness with friends! Come hang out at the stream and let's have a great time! www.twitch.tv/crazychris576
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"Enough with the sharkbait!" "SHARKBAIT! Ooh...boo boo do..." | !discord [PC]
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
For the record, I have nothing against soccer. I'm not interested in watching it, but my complaint would be the same no matter what it was that kept coming back. I don't want ANY of the extras on my home screen. I don't want to be advertised to. I promise you, I'm not interested.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Goddamnit, Roku, I have hidden your "Soccer Zone" from the home screen four times already. Why the fuck do you keep bringing it back? I'm not going to miraculously change my mind and decide to click on Soccer Zone one day for the hell of it. Let me keep my home screen clean!
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I just watched this episode in its entirety, and holy crap, is it insightful. Really really good listen for those struggling with your neurodivergences.
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy Birthday Soph!
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Deep, measured breaths. You got this.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
All the props in the world to this guy, but THIS IS NOT A FEEL-GOOD STORY IT IS A DAMNING INDICTMENT OF OUR SOCIETY AND HOW WE TREAT OUR MOST VULNERABLE
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Chris @crazychris576.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Poor kitty. I hope that she'll be okay. Sending lots of kitty love from Upstate NY.
Image of a black cat looking away from the camera.
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