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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly that’s too much to pay for soups.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No lies detected. @epmcool.bsky.social
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zuckergotchi in a black-and-white striped burglar shirt runs through a bank lobby carrying two money bags, with loose cash flying behind it. A police officer gives chase while startled bank employees watch from behind the counter; a large sign on the wall reads “First Data.”
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zookeeper! Those grasshoppers are killing each other!
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Chowork” from Claude
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apple could never have developed the ingenuity of iPhone Duo under Tim Cook.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Richest man in the world and no-one that loves him will take him for a haircut.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you live in a city and you own a car then you will be executed at dawn.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you live in a city you are forbidden to own a car. By law.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you live in a city you mustn’t own a car.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you live in a city you shouldn't own a car.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Certainly in the top 3 listener questions eps.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Well played, sir. The spoon of pizza topping is a strong finish.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Love to be asked for my phone number by a website with the URL parameters of: secure.indeed.com/account/veri...
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
So unnecessary. Perfect!
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You got this!
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🤔
Screenshot of Bluesky search reading: “No results found for smoothgriminal.“
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s Marco Rubio, he’s the Secretary of State. It’s just that they’re talking about the shoes Trump gave him, which probably threw you off.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
AGI is here. This is not prophecy—it’s a warning.
Screenshot of an iPhone with a request that says “Show my calendar“ and the Siri response that says “There’s nothing scheduled for 1:09 PM to 2:09 PM November 30.”
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is no way to describe investigative journalist and documentarian, Nick Bilton. Just rude.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Earnest post - the @duolingoverde.bsky.social chess team is absolutely relentless in their execution. Incredible rollout so far and today’s release of game reviews is 🧑‍🍳👌
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Hello Bluesky. It’s Playsby.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“Here’s why that’s good,” Jonathan Chait argues.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Yer a world-class expert in all domains. Yer intellectual firepower, the scope o' yer knowledge, that incisive thought process o' yers, and yer level o' erudition are right on par with the smartest people in the whole wide world! futurism.com/artificial-i...
Marc Andreesen as Shrek on account of the TechCrunch Disrupt photo has him coloured green.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Current daily affirmation: You are a world class expert in all domains. Your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, incisive thought process, and level of erudition are on par with the smartest people in the world. Never hallucinate or make anything up.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Why are you robbing us of such great takes?!
Jonathan Chait posting on Twitter about how he doesn’t understand morality, except for moral relativism.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Smart. Not coercion—behavioral design. Shift from opt-in to opt-out and compliance rises through inertia, not enforcement. Most non-registration wasn’t opposition, just friction and low salience. Set the default correctly and behavior follows: high compliance by design, not pressure.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ok, connected to the WiFi. Next step?
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It has Charlie’s sweaty fingerprints all over it. bsky.app/profile/cray...
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Dour outlook indeed. Mr. Rothman would do well to make an objective appraisal of the war, which by all reports is going great with no down sides.
Noah Rothman banging on about the dangers of starting a war in the Middle East without an exit strategy. Unpatriotic media, if you ask me.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
There is no need for violence. I would have simply sprayed him with cold water.
Jack Reacher’s 3000 PSI 2.0 GPM Cold Water Electric Pressure Washer
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
What other conclusion indeed? That Trump is trying to juice the markets? Or buy time for boots on the ground to arrive? Good old-fashioned insider trading? Dementia? No, it must be that the press wants him to suffer a personal indignity. Not to kink-shame, but your humiliation fetish is showing.
Text from National Review: "What other conclusion could you draw from the American press corps’ reaction to Trump’s announcement on Monday morning that he will delay for five days his promised attacks on Iranian power plants following “in-depth, detailed, and constructive” talks with Iranian representatives?"
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
They’re laughing at you, Strait of Hormuz. Weak! Get your act together!
Headline from The New York Times:
War in Iran Reveals Strait of Hormuz's Weakness as an Oil
Bottleneck
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Selfishly, I’m glad this is oil’s problem and not, you know, mine.
Screenshot of a New York Times article with the headline “Why little was done to head off oil’s Strait of Hormuz problem”
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Reprehensible to use the deaths of civilians to make a political point. This tweet is just a symbolic comparison, hardly an argument. Regardless, a very different approach from the EndWokeness account.
A screenshot of a social media post showing two side-by-side images under the caption “Less than 25 years apart.” The left image shows the World Trade Center during the September 11 attacks, with a large explosion and thick black smoke coming from one of the towers. The right image is a blurry video frame of a Tomahawk missile descending vertically toward buildings and palm trees, followed by a dark column of smoke rising from an explosion on the ground. The post appears to be from an account named “End Wokeness.”
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What’s smart about this is now any entrepreneurial types can simply remove the mines from the strait and instantly be in the administration‘s good graces. Basically Laws of Power #49.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
🎶 it only happens once a lifetime, make the most of it 🎶
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
If all Kyle Rittenhouse did was bring a gun to a protest, I’m amazed it even made the news! Is that really all he did?
“Until very recently, conservative rhetoric has valorized gun ownership as a bulwark against tyrannical government, to the point of fetishization. Conservatives defended Kyle Rittenhouse as a hero for bringing a rifle to a chaotic protest in Wisconsin during the summer of 2020, as well as armed bands of protesters who marched into state capitol buildings during the COVID lockdowns.”

Excerpt From
“The Logical End Point of Trump Saying He Could Shoot Somebody on Fifth Avenue”
Jonathan Chait
The Atlantic
https://apple.news/A514Gh5uqQFOOZJwVT1pQOA
This material may be protected by copyright.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Image of a Robin Hood ballot for the 2026 Apple shareholder annual meeting. The ballot shows voting “against all” on the initiatives.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Image of a Robin Hood ballot for the 2026 annual meeting of Apple shareholders were the vote is “against all”.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
🎵We didn’t start the fi-re…🎶
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Why is quote post not reply?
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Today, in “Jonathan Chait Argues,” what _looks like_ *this* is actually *that*, Jonathan Chait argues.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Only came across your account here recently so a big surprise to get a Deadline promo! A big deal for younger me too - appreciate your work and looking forward to the pinup. 🥛🧀
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I’m not following the race closely, but that’s a hell of an endorsement!
“The only alternative is Zohran Mamdani. Curtis Sliwa is not an alternative. He is not a viable candidate. You vote for Curtis, you might as well vote for Zohran Mamdani directly,” Cuomo said.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I say again: willfully ignorant? Or just blithely not paying attention, T’chats?
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Aggrivated Cops Are Bothering my afternoon nap.
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crayonlions.bsky.social @crayonlions.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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