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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Oh yes.. wonderful idea. Make more trails straight down into the mouth of a VEI7 volcano; that notoriously has Landslides.. and whose walls is incredibly unstable. What could go wrong? 🤨 @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Reminder to the morons who like to make complaint reviews.. YES I’m closed for the season. No you cannot park there. Yes you can still drive through. No I will not sign your park pass. Are we done? Good.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

You chose NOW of all times to do upgrades on the webcams? How the fuck am I supposed to check on my KID?? 😑

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Last I checked, @lakemichigan13.bsky.social is actually Michigami—Ojibwe for “big lake.” The French shrugged and made it Michigan. If it were Illinois, it’d be Irrenxwa. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, but hey—call it whatever you want.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

🤨That would be a feat.. seeing as the amount of ice on Mars is approximately 5 million cubic km. Superior has 12,000cubic. Km of water. Only Utopia Planitia on Mars has a similar volume to Superior.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Cleanest where? In Canada? The US? Because pretty sure I’m cleaner than you.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Yes, I’m filled with water. No, I do not provide paved cornhole lanes. Try your neighborhood park.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Who knew obeying rules could be so emotionally devastating? 😱

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Wow, must be exhausting living in a world where everything is amazing and still disappointing.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Oh no, no WiFi at a 7,700-year-old volcano? Shocking. I guess you’ll have to actually interact with me instead of staring at your screen. How.. tragic for you.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

😂🤣 When you’ve posted enough to make #MAGA angry.. and this happens when you log back into X..

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Oh no, too many people! 😱 Guess I should just shrink so you can park right by my edge. Holidays are rough—maybe try Mt.Hood instead? Just a thought..

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Sound’s like you should try a mall instead. Real beauty takes patience—and a $30 ticket.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Sorry my thousand-foot cliffs and pristine blue water didn’t come with extra trails, escalators, and a swim-up bar. I’ll try to rearrange my geology next time to save you the hike. 🙄

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

😈 I love being able to sneak in some seismic activity for an entire month and no one notices..

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Okay humans.. It’s almost that time to visit #WizardIsland 😈

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Oh sure, let’s redo the asteroid that wiped out 75% of life—what could go wrong? And relocate the crater? Genius. It’s offshore of Mexico for a reason. Moron.

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Susan Garren Pixels https://susan-garren.pixels.com @nb01.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

@cratermischief.bsky.social #NationalParks #Travel #Nature #Conservation #Wilderness #Climate #CleanAirWater #PreserveOurParks #EarthQuotes “Away, away, from men and towns, To the wild wood and the downs, — To the silent wilderness, Where the soul need not repress its music.” #PercyByssheShelley

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Scribe’s bored apparently. And can’t sleep. So what does she do? Get’s 100% on a quiz about the US states of course.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

And yet… here we are with a one-star review. Interesting choice, considering how much you apparently enjoyed it.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Oh wow, you sound like an absolute blast. And just a wild guess here, but the description is literally in the name. You know, that thing you clearly skimmed past like a pro. Or did you just decide that research was optional today?

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Since I’m sure some people will ‘attempt’ to visit me.. Here. Travel through my park- Not Advised. 👇

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Did you by any chance visit me in say.. May-June? Because there’s a website that would have assisted you with finding out if I was open or not..

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Dude… if you’re seeing ‘dead people’ or ‘non-existent entities,’ you’ve got a few more issues to work through than who’s on the Federal payroll.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Ah yes, because nothing says ‘effective management’ like demanding a week’s recap via email. My scribe would totally respond using the periodic table or some Latin for fun. Just begging for creative replies. 🤣😂

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Well that’s boring.. #BC getting all the fun with the earthquakes.. and I’m over here with nothing. 😑

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

He was executed. Stalin had a stroke, Hitler who had Idiopathic Parkinson’s & possible schizophrenia committed suicide, Gaddafi was assassinated, Lenin died in a coma, Napoleon was executed, and Franco had heart failure. 🤷‍♀️ (My scribe knows too much & just had this convo elsewhere.) 😂

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

My scribe being half-American (Texan) on her dad’s side.. would like to have a word with #Google. You can’t just change a geographic location name. 🤦‍♀️

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Ie. Filled with suspicious baggage that probably shouldn’t be there.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

😂🤣 Seems like the sort of thing my scribe would say.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

🤣😂 It’s called a lawn. Also known as a ‘Garden’. And is a National Reserve. Look it up sometime.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Who knew—lakes are wet and don’t come pre-frozen.

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Crater Lake/Mazama @cratermischief.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Oh Honey.. @lakesuperior.bsky.social is an INLAND SEA. Also fyi.. Superior is the 3rd largest Lake in the world. Maybe instead of bitching in a review.. actually read more on the topic. And if you still have issues.. take it up with Google Maps. Just a thought. 🤷‍♀️

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