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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

My roommates are beefing and it’s affecting our whole situation, someone needs to mediate this before I get more social links halted

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I always spit, just gotta dig deep into either my pathetic pile or my shitpost pile

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I have not seen this man actually…

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Eating these cookies that are 2 weeks old I think, taste so good but they numb my mouth

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I don’t know why I didn’t finish this sentence, I don’t remember what I was gonna say

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Of course, this time with maybe more…

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

At least I kept my new years tradition of staring blankly while eating cereal and ruminating

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I do better when the odds are terrible anyways

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Good things have to happen sparsely to feel better, or at least that’s what helps ease it

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

The only thing that sucks about getting your life back on track is realizing how far behind you are

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Expressing yourself leaves you drained but the moment you recover it kinda feels a lot clearer what you can and should do, I have a lot of things to look forward to next year

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Depends on which version, santa might be a white collar criminal or just simply hating on the poor with coals

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Apologies if I am very needy, I have just discovered the wonders of talking about what you want #firsttimeforeverything #strepthroatDOESNOTgoawayonitsown #gottawalkintomorrowbruhdamn

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Reread some old stuff and realized maybe, whether I am tripping or not, that at least the roles were reversed once… is this what it’s like!? To be friends and shit!? Man… #writingforfun #kickingmyass #fuckitweball

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

This is really good for my writing career though

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Just gotta deafen that heart and wait until something happens, eat it at face value, and if it doesn’t then whateva! #thisaccwassupposedtobemedhitposting #myexwifehatedwhenIdothis #shedefinitelycursedme

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I gotta do what I can for as long as I can until I can’t… years as a vagabond prepared my heart… #sticksbutnostones #shadysands

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BlueishSapphire @soaper.dev · 24/12/2024

need a femboy who can repair my will to live

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

My imperial chinese eunuch stated that my former ex-wife was poisoning me for 2 years straight, I have suspicion she may also have casted many cursed upon me. Will need to discuss more… #feminazibaddies #couldafixedher #hardtoletgo #maybeitaintover

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Took my fat smartypants son out for a drive and the car flipped over 7 times… #oops #thiszoolander2movieisokay #igotsomethingforya

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Imperial chinese eunuch told me I have a curse on my soul. That my ENEMIES have put these SEEDS of THOUGHT at a young age… #kungfupanda #snake #thinkaboutit #justacrushtoclarify #swearongod

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

This paul blart mall cop 2 scene is fuckinh incredible they recreated the scene of when I got mugged right to the bone!

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

My imperial chinese eunuch has left the area, but I have a great general on standby to tell me to go to war all the time

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Fair enough, I must respect the knowledge of my advisor

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Zoltar @zoaltar.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

My best friend of 37 years looked me straight in the eyes and told me he’d save his imperial Chinese eunuch over me in an emergency situation and then asked me to buy him day quill because his throat hurt

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

They spilled water on my chinese imperial eunuch and I could NOT let that shit slide, it was IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Crypto bro unfollowed me I gotta beat their head in with my pitched tent

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

I cannot have my advisor fall before I take back my kingdom

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Wait I’ve never seen that before, that’s pretty funny #thosewhoknow

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

I’d take a bullet for my friends but I am considerably covering more of my chinese imperial eunuch so you better hope you’re near my advisor

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Got mugged at the dc metro station last night, fella upper the stick on me for 5 bucks 💔💔

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I don’t want to impose and I need you to tell me directly if my first choice is the wrong one

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I can’t read social situations so please tell me directly on GODGE

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

My chinese eunuch reports that I have let my territory fall because I have not sent my work in by the deadline…

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

My imperial chinese eunuch is drawing for my college project, I think the pages might be poisoned

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Fella showed me a funny meme, I laughed extremely hard, so much so that I shit and blew snot everywhere like it was 8 crazy nights by adam sandler

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

These past couple of tweets can be summed up by me harshing the vibe, I got a talent for that on skibbidy

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I need to lock in for the sake of my nakama… just like sephiroth-sama… at any means necessary

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Human heart hard to express… but I think I would like to talk more about it even if I feel selfish #thosewhosnow #thosewhoknow hashtag thatsmyson

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I will live the way I’ll die: miscommunication on my desires and an intense feeling of regret and selfishness

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I want to hang out 24/7 with my favorite THATS MY SON people but I don’t want to impose, I also THATS MY SON JOHNNY want them to need me but I think I just yearn THATS MY SON for that camaraderie without wanting to ask because THATS MY SON I don’t want to take too much of THATS MY SON their time

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Truth be told I am just unconfident at expressing myself and want someone to tell me I am needed there… hashtag thosewhosnow thosewhoknow thosewhosuck and thosewhoblow

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Fella said lets go and I was walkin but no one looked back… bro thought he was a part of the team #thosewhosnow #

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