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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

My roommates are beefing and it’s affecting our whole situation, someone needs to mediate this before I get more social links halted

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Eating these cookies that are 2 weeks old I think, taste so good but they numb my mouth

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

At least I kept my new years tradition of staring blankly while eating cereal and ruminating

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Good things have to happen sparsely to feel better, or at least that’s what helps ease it

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

The only thing that sucks about getting your life back on track is realizing how far behind you are

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Expressing yourself leaves you drained but the moment you recover it kinda feels a lot clearer what you can and should do, I have a lot of things to look forward to next year

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Apologies if I am very needy, I have just discovered the wonders of talking about what you want #firsttimeforeverything #strepthroatDOESNOTgoawayonitsown #gottawalkintomorrowbruhdamn

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Reread some old stuff and realized maybe, whether I am tripping or not, that at least the roles were reversed once… is this what it’s like!? To be friends and shit!? Man… #writingforfun #kickingmyass #fuckitweball

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I gotta do what I can for as long as I can until I can’t… years as a vagabond prepared my heart… #sticksbutnostones #shadysands

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BlueishSapphire @soaper.dev · 24/12/2024

need a femboy who can repair my will to live

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

My imperial chinese eunuch stated that my former ex-wife was poisoning me for 2 years straight, I have suspicion she may also have casted many cursed upon me. Will need to discuss more… #feminazibaddies #couldafixedher #hardtoletgo #maybeitaintover

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Took my fat smartypants son out for a drive and the car flipped over 7 times… #oops #thiszoolander2movieisokay #igotsomethingforya

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Imperial chinese eunuch told me I have a curse on my soul. That my ENEMIES have put these SEEDS of THOUGHT at a young age… #kungfupanda #snake #thinkaboutit #justacrushtoclarify #swearongod

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

This paul blart mall cop 2 scene is fuckinh incredible they recreated the scene of when I got mugged right to the bone!

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

My imperial chinese eunuch has left the area, but I have a great general on standby to tell me to go to war all the time

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Zoltar @zoaltar.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

My best friend of 37 years looked me straight in the eyes and told me he’d save his imperial Chinese eunuch over me in an emergency situation and then asked me to buy him day quill because his throat hurt

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

They spilled water on my chinese imperial eunuch and I could NOT let that shit slide, it was IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Crypto bro unfollowed me I gotta beat their head in with my pitched tent

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Got mugged at the dc metro station last night, fella upper the stick on me for 5 bucks 💔💔

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I can’t read social situations so please tell me directly on GODGE

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

My imperial chinese eunuch is drawing for my college project, I think the pages might be poisoned

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Fella showed me a funny meme, I laughed extremely hard, so much so that I shit and blew snot everywhere like it was 8 crazy nights by adam sandler

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

These past couple of tweets can be summed up by me harshing the vibe, I got a talent for that on skibbidy

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I need to lock in for the sake of my nakama… just like sephiroth-sama… at any means necessary

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Human heart hard to express… but I think I would like to talk more about it even if I feel selfish #thosewhosnow #thosewhoknow hashtag thatsmyson

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I will live the way I’ll die: miscommunication on my desires and an intense feeling of regret and selfishness

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I want to hang out 24/7 with my favorite THATS MY SON people but I don’t want to impose, I also THATS MY SON JOHNNY want them to need me but I think I just yearn THATS MY SON for that camaraderie without wanting to ask because THATS MY SON I don’t want to take too much of THATS MY SON their time

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Truth be told I am just unconfident at expressing myself and want someone to tell me I am needed there… hashtag thosewhosnow thosewhoknow thosewhosuck and thosewhoblow

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Fella said lets go and I was walkin but no one looked back… bro thought he was a part of the team #thosewhosnow #

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I need to make scrambled eggs and throw them onto someone’s face for voting caseoh, not telling who it is but they have pink hair and pronouns, I will see them in the morrow send tweet

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I’d rather be a they/them shower taker than a they/them toe tickler “you’re not right, you know that right? You’re not right in the head” man why you digging in me send bluesky

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Boss baby is so scary cus why are we letting children deal with this cold hearted killer alec baldwin

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I hate these bitches that put on minute long ads that I can’t skip, we need to skin and salt them on god send tweet

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

My posture is fucked from playing over 500 hours of deepwoken and all I have to show for it is my disintegrating lumbar muscles

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

You pee and you pee… but as soon as you pull your pants up… second wind penis… send tweet

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I’m so tilted why would they vote for caseoh over pekora man they pontificating out here

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Call me david because Golaith this dick “why would you be David if you’re the tall one” she david on my goliath till I max stone

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crash3000.bsky.social @crash3000.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

These fucks smoking at the parking lot needa keep in mind the ac in my room is blowing their nasty cheap weed stench inside

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