Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 11/08/2026Rage Bait. au.finance.yahoo.com/news/centrel...au.finance.yahoo.comCentrelink tactic to retire early and preserve super : 'Nothing to stop you'A key superannuation rule means some workers can retire early and use this 'strategy' to preserve their savings. 000
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 06/07/2026On the bright side though this is only going to get worse. As mega corps that have sunk billions into this “Artificial Industrial Revolution” use their political power to convince governments to pour money and our rights into this more and more businesses will be cajoled into using AI.i.e.to 000
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 06/07/2026Hmm, the sitting PM's signture is missing for some reason. 120
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 18/06/2026We really do sell everything here. Coal, iron ore, natural gas, our souls. We’re the Dollar Store of the industrial world. 120
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 18/06/2026Ah yes, the National Summit where all the rich people tell the country people how they’re going to pillage their land for profit, and the country people applaud because at least their fancy new massive hole in the ground isn’t a wind turbine. 060
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 18/06/2026Profitable now but only because there’s no competition. That’s starting to change (but only because of another billionaire who for some reason is obsessed with male genitalia) 120
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 18/06/2026Not the first plane gift for her either. www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05...abc.net.auElectoral Commission investigates One Nation over planeThe Australian Electoral Commission launches a formal investigation into the ownership of a plane used by One Nation which former party members say was paid for by property developer Bill McNee. 283
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 18/06/2026Now there’s a feature for Bluesky, the option to ban AI slop from replies to any post you make. Default to ban. 010
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 18/06/2026Come on down to Honest Paulines Used Planes. All of our planes have low miles and only a slight waft of corruption. Starting at a low low $1,000,000. Get yours today before they fly off... or the AEC confiscates them. 142
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 17/06/2026If Labor decided today that they would raise the rate to say the same level as the aged pension they would have the numbers to get it through the house immediately. That just leaves the senate and the Greens would be tripping over themselves to support this. It would be done by the weekend. 193
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 28/04/2026Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally right now? bsky.app/profile/ourn... 010
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 28/04/2026My take fwiw, this racist dimwitted group of people want to get attention and garner numbers so they went for the easiest way to get publicity, booing Welcome to Country during the ANZAC memorial. They were just a bunch of unnamed idiots until the press publicized their group's name. So they won. 000
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 26/04/2026This is the third credible attempt on Trump’s life. Prediction: This will make headline news for a few days. There will be conspiracy theories about this being an attempt to stop the slide in Trump’s popularity. And in a few weeks no one will care or even mention it. 000
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 24/04/2026Can you imagine the other attendees turning their backs on him? I know it won’t happen but goddam it would be glorious if it did. 110
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 24/04/2026Could just stop using their services. Granted that doesn’t stop their government contracts but it’s harder to win those contracts when you don’t have the public to test your product on. 020
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 24/04/2026The unemployed and those with a disability need to band together… to form a powerful lobby group that stalks the halls of Canberra offering highly paid after politics careers to hard working politicians. 250
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 23/04/2026Not many people know this but apparently she raised her son in a council flat. 0150
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 23/04/2026Cometh the moment where finally our country could begin to shake off the shackles of foreign interests our government once again bends the knee. Behold our leader in all his spineless glory. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...abc.net.auAlbanese poised to kill off move to increase taxes on gas giantsThe government will not increase taxes on gas giants in next month's budget, echoing the industry's argument that exporters are already paying tens of billions of dollars in taxes each year. 020
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 19/04/2026When the police act like a peaceful demonstration is a tinderbox waiting to be lit. A sign was held up, that’s the most aggressive non police act that occurred during that entire farce yet the premise of this arrest and law was to prevent violence against a group of people. Performative policing. 120
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 15/04/2026It's not just them, we're the same. We make decisions every day that effects our neighbours and those decisions are rarely (if at all) discussed from their viewpoint. For example our government is currently outbidding our neighbours for oil supplies without any thought of rationing on our part. 090
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 15/04/2026I love the way they take these things personally like he’ll be marched at gunpoint to the cab of an electric truck and lashed to the wheel. 010
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 15/04/2026The kids were judged by who their mother was. Their mother was judged by who they were married too (and not always of their own choice). 000
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 15/04/2026But what if a newspaper somewhere said something derogatory about him for doing so? No, it’s better to just sit back and wait for all of this to blow over. Just to be safe, you know? 090
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 15/04/2026I'm still trying to work out why Derryn Hinch is starring in these Iran vids. 051
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 14/04/2026Until the final breath exhaled by the last member of humanity. Most likely to be "You fuxxers". Also most likely to be on a Tuesday. I really don't like Tuesdays. 020
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 14/04/2026Oh no. I sure hope Donald doesn't hear this, get upset and blame everything on Netanyahu and then act rashly not only by abandoning the conflict with Iran but also removing Israel's arms and financial support. That would be a terrible terrible thing that I'm sure absolutely no one would want.media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is making a funny face and says `` oh dear , what a pity '' .ALT: a man in a tuxedo is making a funny face and says `` oh dear , what a pity '' . 010
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 14/04/2026If nothing else we now know the answer to that age old questions "What happens to A.I. when it's trippin balls on LSD?" I mean what the hell is flying in the sky behind Dr Jesus? 000
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 14/04/2026In all honesty you can now predict Trump announcements based on spikes in the oil trading market. 000
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 14/04/2026"There's never been a better time to buy oil futures." Trump announces press conference. "There's never been a better time to sell oil futures" Trump announces another press conference. "There's never been a better time to... you know what, screw it. How's the price of gold going?" 100
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 14/04/2026Gotta get that ever important racist bigot vote somehow. Meanwhile the Greens are counting how many inner city seats this is going to gift to them. 111
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 14/04/2026Yes dude you are absolutely 💯correct. You are almost there, you just have to take the final step. 010
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 14/04/2026But that's everything. Someone good at maths now has to deal with English that's been advanced by two years. Plus grades work on a learning process, you have to follow the steps of learning to be able to build on that to go further. You remove steps and what do they build on? 140
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 14/04/2026So they should be bored? They should just leave school early because it does nothing for them just so other kids don't feel left out? Or should we simply put all kids in these advanced learning classes so the kids who can't handle it get frustrated and leave school? Is that privilege? 110
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 09/04/2026The Australian govt promising Australians they will do everything they can to ensure supply of fuel has consequences. Consequences for our neighbours, consequences for countries whose economy is not as strong or as large as ours. We’re going to screw them over just to minimise our inconvenience. 030
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 08/04/2026I remember “Ding Dong The Witch is Dead” reaching number 2 on the UK charts during that meeting. The British have always had an admirable sense of humour. Or vengeance. One of the two. 000
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 08/04/2026Personally I like the way American oligarchs poured billions of dollars into AI just for Iran to use it to hang shit on Trump. It’s the circle of artificial life. 050
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 06/04/2026We're a very insecure people. Maybe it's the remoteness, maybe it's the fact we're a largely white population in what is essentially Asia/pacific, whatever it is we've always felt we need help to protect ourselves from whatever threat we can think up. We don't actually need it, but we believe we do 141
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 05/04/2026Elon is currently working on a forest vacuum cleaner to help keep the nation's forest clean of leaves and twigs. And if you think this absolutely brilliant plan is the result of a fever dream of a ketamine addict then you're probably a pedophile. 010
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 01/04/2026What’s the bet the ground invasion of Iran starts around 12am third April Iran time? Asking for the oil futures. 010
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 01/04/2026I really feel like we’re in the final scene of Thelma and Louise except it’s Donald and Albo and they honestly didn’t know there was a cliff there… behind all the “Warning, cliff ahead” signs. And we’re all locked in the boot. 020
Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 31/03/2026How long until they move to industrialising the process? And the West will continue to do sweet FA. 1101