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Cranky Aussie™

@crankyaussie.com
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It’s not a nom de plume, it’s a lifestyle. For ease of reading if you're confused about what my tone is just assume sarcasm.

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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally right now? bsky.app/profile/ourn...
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 21/03/2026
Umm...
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 11/03/2026
Does this help?
Two giant hippos clashing head on in a spray of mud and water in an African river backlit by a setting sun. Nah not really, it's just a small white semi fluffy dog attempting to look extremely cute but the first sentence tells a better story.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 03/03/2026
A break in the clouds. Lunar eclipse 04/03/2026
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 19/02/2026
Maybe ask him to sit down and have a chat.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 18/02/2026
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 14/02/2026
They look like little Thomas Sewell wannabes. Now if they could combine these with little windscreen wipers for the pepper spray.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 10/02/2026
It really does look like a symbol, much like the flashing of white supremacy hand symbols.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 06/02/2026
Too late.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 06/02/2026
Maybe wallpaper the inside of his bedroom with this.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 05/02/2026
Good lord, the memories. This reminded me of my brother and I getting one of these each when we rented our first house.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 03/02/2026
Sorry, what was that? I wasn't listening.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 19/01/2026
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 07/01/2026
This is where the “Canberra Bubble” comes to the fore. Albo, who cares only about what the media and lobbyists tell him will eventually cave and give them what they want, most likely while telling himself “surely they will vote Labor now”. Meanwhile the rest of the country…
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 05/01/2026
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 26/12/2025
I meant to post this yesterday but… meh, I don’t want to talk about it. Anyhoo, this is near the end of my morning walk on Christmas Day. There are worse places to live.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 22/12/2025
In case you need a new wallpaper for your phone…
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 22/12/2025
And she’s the moderate one. I think at this is basically the future of the Liberal party.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 12/12/2025
My First Dog On The Moon calendar has arrived and now I don’t want to throw away the packaging. This is so cool.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 20/11/2025
The last sentence
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 10/11/2025
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 04/11/2025
Remember when Israel said they were going to investigate the World Kitchen killings in Gaza and the Aussie Government said "Ok, we trust you Bro"? archive.md/XnCbi
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 01/11/2025
Well…
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 29/10/2025
Morning walk
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 28/10/2025
This is Peanut. His superpower is hearing individual cheese slices being unwrapped from the other end of the house.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 23/10/2025
American version of The Block is going all out.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 19/10/2025
If you hear “Stuck in the middle”, run.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 03/10/2025
Morning walk
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 25/09/2025
“Anti-Ice” Must have been the same guys that did this.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 24/09/2025
I regret to say I asked ChatGPT if it recognised the equipment.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 10/09/2025
"But are the lives of not-white people and (shudder) activists really as important as my access to the federal government?"
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 01/09/2025
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 31/08/2025
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 11/08/2025
Netanyahu has pretty much declared that if the West wants to recognise a demilitarised Palestine then they need to be prepared to protect it.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 15/07/2025
That's certainly better than getting my IT guy to do it.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 08/07/2025
Mussolini nominates Hitler for humanitarian award.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 01/07/2025
I think this sums up my day pretty well.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 23/06/2025
Hey Google, define "Hypocrite".
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 04/06/2025
So this guy, the guy who dressed in coal face and supports industries that destroy pastoral land is suddenly concerned by how farmers are effected?
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 28/05/2025
So nice to have a government that believes in climate change and actively does something about it... to make it worse.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 28/05/2025
I wanted to try to find out more about this so did some searching. Somehow it actually gets worse.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 23/05/2025
Ummm, the Libs only want to make sure they're part of the $20bn pork barrelling? The Nats and the Libs aren't the only ones with regional seats, there's a number of independents as well, I presume this means they can go tread water as far as this deal is concerned.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 16/05/2025
Me after reading the app demanding focus panel. Damn you Microsoft.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 07/05/2025
Was watching Albanese (leader of the Labor Political Party) on 7:30 last night. When questions arose about the Greens he turned into a small, petty little man spitting bile and hatred towards them, an attitude he never showed when talking about the Coalition.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 06/05/2025
Doing his best Andrew Bolt impersonation.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 04/05/2025
This sort of charge?
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 03/05/2025
All gone.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 02/05/2025
Farmers will still be tilling their soil.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 29/04/2025
Okay I'll be quiet, very very quiet, you won't believe just how quiet I can be, I'll be the quietest of the quiet, no one will be quieter than me no siree Bob.
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com · 22/04/2025
Well okay then.
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