Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pleased to report that the old Panasonic still sings! 2151
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Interesting theme night. 4 acts, all of whom, coincidentally or not, used tape measures & harmonicas in their sets. 140
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hiding in the bleeps on.soundcloud.com/JxI9Y3SZCYhj...soundcloud.comlhnkgtSchlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit) 020
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026for RRRon cranksturgeon.com/6O26/reypu.mp3cranksturgeon.com 230
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The venerable Daniel Menche. youtu.be/IBDm00M8bTQ?...youtu.be4ms Podcast Ep. 4: Daniel MencheYouTube video by 4ms Company 091
Reposted by Crank SturgeonJS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Noise fans have it so much easier.. other kinds of music, someone says your favorite artist is terrible you immediately gotta like go full apoplectic rage, poor little vessels in your brain popping all over.. Noise, someone says wow that's horrible, ya just smile and say Hell Yeah, buddy! Hell Yeah. 0339
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Recounting the time before the invention of the wheel - when folks used magical circular wands to wiggle square waves on their synthesizers. 041
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Breathalyzer. cranksturgeon.bigcartel.com/product/mint...cranksturgeon.bigcartel.comMinty Maw Repurposed Vocal MicrophoneMinty Maw is a curiously strong peppermint voicing device, featuring the same components used in our Barky Box verbalizer: clicker switch, quarter inch output, and handy dandy large mouthed micro-phon... 052
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Tamarack. Gotta love a tamarack. Accompanying soundtrack? Not a tamarack. But it was nearby… cranksturgeon.com/6O26/REAKY.mp3 030
Reposted by Crank SturgeonPeter J Woods @awasteofredmeat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Crank Sturgeon- Idle Hands Peak @cranksturgeon.bsky.social in this one. All the hallmarks at a real peppy pace. cranksturgeon.bandcamp.com/album/ides-h...cranksturgeon.bandcamp.comIdes Handled, by Crank Sturgeon27 track album 172
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mic of the Month Subscription! Check it out: cranksturgeon.bigcartel.com/product/mic-... 0123
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026What’s the worse thing that could happen. cranksturgeon.bigcartel.com/product/plug... 1111
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Nail soldered to XLR. Yup. on.soundcloud.com/ItdKTL7aKb0g... 191
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Found footage of two guys performing avant floorcore, before the invention of the belt. youtu.be/6zZy7b_qcNE?...youtu.beVideoZine#2 (07) Crank Sturgeon & PCRV - ExcerptsYouTube video by Blasphuphmus Radio 0134
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Onomatopoeia poem, brought to you by our neighborhood mechanic. 362
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026youtu.be/F3lpHboecX0?... Ample grits, mit Fritz!youtu.beA BETTER NOISE @ THE MINING INSTITUTE - Fritz Welch & Crank Sturgeon - 27 OCT 2014YouTube video by doxology 193
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Bad finger painting featuring our favorite 99¢ sampler. 1111
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026New pitch and earwigs, freshly minted on Subvert: www.subvert.fm/crank-sturge... 2113
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Old friends send us pix of even older friends - and so here’s Herman. Disclosure below: cranksturgeon.com/6O26PIX.html 070
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Ahoj friendlies, we are here on Subvert, as well as Bandcamp, SoundCloud, Podbean, and… Ello. www.subvert.fm/crank-sturgeon 0224
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Piezoelectric choking hazard in an easy gum ball cat toy. Checkit. cranksturgeon.bigcartel.com/product/bobb... 090
Reposted by Crank SturgeonPeter J Woods @awasteofredmeat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026TSA AGENT: Wait, why do you need to borrow our intercom system? BRIAN ENO: Testing a master. 0203
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026March poops & April gapes; another lob into mesmerizing obscurity.cranksturgeon.bandcamp.comVacueloesssoh, by Crank Sturgeontrack by Crank Sturgeon 0103
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026A near perfect Fluxus performance was had. 0131
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Pocket gobs for interpersonal yodelscranksturgeon.bigcartel.comLip Sibling / Hybrid Vocal Mic Wobble BoxThe Lip Sibling is the love child of our stalwart Town & Mouth Report vocal microphone and one of several anonymous donors that could fall... 050
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Just realized I could charge 200% more per contact mic if I called em “sound art transducers” 5181
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026New cutlery session here: youtu.be/YPMxgWUamdg?... 050
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026A tribute to yesterday’s blister collection by way of mishandling hot glue on.soundcloud.com/KVgD0i4LsyCg...soundcloud.comfive alarm liarSchlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit) 030
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Apologies to Don Henley. on.soundcloud.com/51vA86pi5zPs...soundcloud.comGreetings from California (part 3)Schlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit) 061
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 17/01/202629 second remix of a 30 second track for a cassette compilation chock full of 29-30 second tracks that may or may not happen (but if it does let me know) on.soundcloud.com/xN61450tMqeZ...soundcloud.comtrite wheatSchlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit) 052
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 11/01/2026An astronomical high tide washed away all the ICE. Insert metaphor and repeat. 0201
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026This year’s holiday greeting card from id m theft able. More of these in my P.O. Box please! 1121
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Glitch & sync with J. @elnadadordelsol.bsky.social 1165
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Revisiting this release, by @cranksatori.bsky.social … a wonderful tribute to Jim Leftwich. cranksatori.bandcamp.com/album/asemic...cranksatori.bandcamp.comasemic synthesis (for Jim Leftwich), by J.Soliday5 track album 0123
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Thank you, Thurston! substack.com/inbox/post/1...substack.com350 Best Records of 2025 by Thurston MooreBest Records of 2025 – Thurston Moore 2162
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Uncertain assertions that have everything to do with jet lag: on.soundcloud.com/ul9zbVatjsXO...soundcloud.comR>).)w@hSchlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit) 071
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Bonnes fêtes loop; snow and palmetto edition, with accompanying denial soundtrack 161
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Loop for everyone having to travel during the holidays. 0141
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Late in the game discovering these fun free apps from Audio Thing. Moon Echo is a nifty collab with Hainbach. Volume up! 1200
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Late night frottage with sandpaper and lint on.soundcloud.com/C0ClAoItpnUZ...soundcloud.comreek roomSchlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit) 070
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025A trip to Antwerp. A duet with Ludo Mich! Listen here: cranksturgeon.com/5Erp/STURMIC... 0120
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Surveillance footage captured an excerpt from this peculiar book talk. Paris, circa 2osomething. 1121
Crank Sturgeon @cranksturgeon.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Audio diary number something something, circa recently. on.soundcloud.com/51RgT28YOzzL...soundcloud.coma hull in the knowSchlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit) 081
