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cranemonster.bsky.social

@cranemonster.bsky.social
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Just a typical childless cat dad married to a childless cat lady. Los Angeles (Koreatown) resident. Originally from Buchannon, WV and Killbuck, OH (my parents had a thing for Bucks apparently).

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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 13h
I hope this has removed doubt from the reluctant parents out there. I have become cynical so I doubt that, but for the sake of many innocents, I really hope people understand the importance of preventive medicine.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I often have to boop the nose to do a reboot. Or reboop.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh that's right! Keeping up the chaos even back then.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Totally serious in my question, I wonder if cats laid on ancient papyrus? Or wasn't really a thing until wood based paper became a thing? Are there stories of Egyptian scribes patiently waiting for cats to get off their Papyrus so they could get to work? I want to buy some reproductions to test.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes as all cat's should. Go to each corner of the fitted sheet to make sure it's fitted properly.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bertie do you play ole with your dad makes the bed? Our Meezer plays ole with the blankets (we each have a blanket) when we make the bed every morning. It's part of our routine.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For most people, if their pets started talking to them, I am pretty sure there would be a lot of reactions. Including checking how much THC was in their gummies.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If religion and whatever current take of masculinity didn't make it a "bad" thing the world would be a way better place. Way more happy people. Not just our friends but the far-right people projecting.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am someone who can't eat has "off" colors (I will eat artificially bright cheese and eggs). Apparently there is a market out there for people who DO eat food that is weird colors. Good on them though. I mean that sincerely.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh it's a nightmare alright. Nightmare fuel.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To the land of the no feet.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obama will be more fit than him when he becomes Trump's age.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Makes sense. This could be a tight race and they want to go to the famous political bellwether state of... ALASKA!?
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey now, Copeland was right, a plane is a tube full of demons, I am one of them.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
US atheists (I am one) grumbling that they have to keep siding with the Pope in 2026.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The thing is I think, I am a secular humanist. You can make an argument that you be compassionate and care about humanity (the environment an the world and life) even without the secular approach. I just hope this is having genuine belief and not just having good PR (thinking of Mother Teresa).
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah as an atheist, I find myself siding with the pope on issues on immigration and art. But I am a Guardians fan, so at least I can root against his team tomorrow.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trello does integrate with Google calendar. It would be silly if it didn't. My biggest complaint is they have a bunch of plugins they call power ups. So you have to search that and add it.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But half my stuff is in a hobonichi and my daily tasks in write every morning is on a chalk board. Hobonichi for life yo!
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trello doesn't do a better job than post it's on a board it just can be shared and takes up less space. Google calender and digital planners aren't better than a hobonichi they just can be shared and you can get an alert on your phone. Jesus I have become a Bluesky poster. But I do use Trello.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Assuming this is just for yourself and you don't need project management and coordination. But.. This is going to sound like to hippy bullshit but it's more habits and how you think about your tasks when you break them up and organize. No app is smart enough to help you organize your tasks.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe he will ask for Ketchup to the wrong person.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ha! Jokes on you. I have no idea how it works, and I am still going to tell you are wrong anyway. Because that's how the internet works now (or always did really).
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet this lady hasn't even read Luke and Matthew.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Smart people who look at data: Happy optimistic people live longer and just have better lives. Me: I refuse to be happy and look at the bright side. 10 years later me: Why I am I such a goblin!
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know there has already been some mountains moving already (the whole Tom Scott video - don't remember if that was a glacier) but could we see what happened in Nepal/Tibet border a couple months back happen in the Alps?
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The guy can't stand anyone smarter than him. And I know IQ really doesn't mean anything but his IQ isn't much more than the temperature of soup you would give to a toddler... in Celsius.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I realized I said forums instead of Reddit and the like. Also she buys her own books, I just meant for birthdays and holidays.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Half of the books on our bookshelf are Romantasy books. A genre I am not very interested in but my wife adores. However, I make it a point to lurk forums to find out what books to buy for her. I think any author upset over romance are just jelly on how popular the romance genre is. Romance sells.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Almost a daily occurrence of, "Imagine if a Democratic administration did this." And to be clear, this is low level from the kidnapping, war, theft, racism, and everything else, but it's just beyond parody. I can picture Hegy quoting Trotsky and they just shrug it off when found out.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe medical science has gone too far.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some post apocalyptic vexillologist is like: You shouldn't have the name of the country, animals, or complicated things on flags. People of Shady Sands be like, "flag with a two headed bear and the name of our new country? Got it!"
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the guy in the 80s/90s high school (I went to a rural school so we were behind) who always bragged about his Aikido and wrist control skills and how dangerous he was - only to get his ass kicked by the future CPA of The Year.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Take a shot every time a woman is actually named and not "blank of" and you would still have a mostly full bottle.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be clear I mean the rapists being forgiven by those in power and it being seen as a "boys will be boys." And meanwhile the victim is portrayed as some Jezebel who corrupted the boys. There doesn't seem to be a clear "this shit is bad yo," in the Bible itself.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good Point. And as an atheist I want to separate morality from religion. Especially since Christianity has really bad takes on most things. Hell you can argue the whole Cornell thing is a Christian take.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh Hygiene! See you can be frizzy and be crazy professor but be obviously clean: See Irving Finkel.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Makes me feel better after gaining 40 pounds when I broke my ankle....
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His Base: Reign in Trump! Arrest Him! Chuck: Mumble...Mumle...Kitchen... His Base: Kitchen? Like Will you Abolish Ice? Chuck: Well here is some Ice Cream His Base: Häagen-Dazs at least? Chuck: No it has some whale on it and comes in a plastic tub.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like the right has had a monopoly on morality. Why can't we take it back and make the left seem like the moral choice? On one side, kindness, compassion, and understanding. On the other side Racist Gollum, Pedo Gollum, and.... I mean it's fucking Gollum isn't it?
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cats demanded that we domesticate them for their milk. And yes they are lactose intolerant, but try telling that to our Siamese when my wife is eating ice cream or yogurt.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alternative option, after the co-host, the host says: "Before we find out what they really did die from, do you suffer from a bad nights sleep?"
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh and made it so there were no such thing as bastards and everyone could adopt (I can't remember if that is a mod or vanilla)
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Voiced by Carol Kane
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I started as Bohemia and basically united the Slavs through my polycule. I married off so many damn kids. I have mostly avoid the console, other than changing succession laws (technically this my second play through - I forgot about succession and lots of kids... I was like oh fuck when I died).
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So in my current play-through I made bisexuality the default, homosexuality a non-sin, and with console commands made it so that most of the major religions made polyamory and polygamy a thing, deviance a virtue. Religious leaders can marry. As my empire expanded I expanded that.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Cyberpunk got the vibe wrong. The killer robots should have been cutesy things killing humanity.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you go most of your life without anyone challenging your beliefs or statements, you don't need to consult anyone. You're always right! I mean, did you know so few people knew Lincoln was a Republican Natalie?
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yet again, not a drag queen.
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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As someone from a redneck family, I feel that way with Busch.
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