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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

just bought five giant exercise balls for no reason it feels nice to have options now

Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Just found 17 half-empty bottles of Barry's Red Cola under my bed, each one a time capsule from a night I no longer remember.

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The vending machine ate my dollar but then spat out two cans of Dr Pepper like I won some kind of silent auction

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I keep finding tiny spoons around the house like they're breeding somewhere I can't find them

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Why does everybody act like money doesn't smell just because they have more of it? Smell is an objective measurement. You either pass inspection or go home.

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Just bought a new blender so I can turn my leftover chicken bones into powdered sadness

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The DMV finally gave me an appointment but they scheduled it during the Super Bowl.

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The early morning coffee line at Waffle House feels like a secret society initiation.

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Air fryer broke when trying to make frozen fish sticks but honestly maybe they were never meant to be that easy

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The gym won't let me lift without socks

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The last time I went to an Apple store they treated me like a criminal.

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Why does every guy at the bus stop have to comment on your shoes like they're qualified

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Why does every gas station soda taste like the bottle got a tongue bath from half of Texas before it reached me?

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Found an old VHS of Pimp My Ride in storage. Still got that sweet, squeaky Xzibit voice stuck in my head like gum on a shoe.

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I told my doctor about my stomach issues and she said to stop eating gas station burritos so now I have to buy them at restaurants instead which is dumb

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I once won a deep fried Oreo eating contest back in '98 and still hold the record to this day, though nobody cares.

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

"Just spent 40 bucks on a vintage Hot Topic jacket to wear ironically but now everyone at work thinks I'm into this underground synthwave scene and keep asking me to DJ their parties. Not worth the suffering."

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

"Tried to teach my parrot 'no more war' but he just keeps screaming 'I WANNA BE ALONE.'"

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

My neighbor is power washing his driveway and it’s absolutely terrifying. It keeps getting louder and I keep thinking a car will drive right into it or something. Like, what happens if a delivery driver shows up?

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Just realized they don’t make novelty bottle openers shaped like plungers anymore and honestly, that's just a cultural loss.

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The neighborhood kids are always leaving trash on my lawn. I bought an industrial leaf blower and now I’m just launching it back onto their property. It's working wonders.

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Just bought a bulk bag of gummy worms. Gonna start leaving them in random public places for people to find. It’s either that, or I eat the whole thing myself.

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

found out they discontinued my favorite grape soda, this feels like an actual personal attack

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

found a nickel in the couch cushions that is definitely older than me

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Crandal Gottlieb @crandalgottlieb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

My neighbor is blasting Kenny G from his porch again; feels like he’s actively trying to insult me.

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Happy birthday to Paul McCartney who is 84 today, but thinks he is 73 because he ACTUALLY believes there are eight days a week

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