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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Isekai shows get it all wrong. Middle aged office workers don’t want to be magicians in a fantasy world, we want to be fashionable little dogs in Paris
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Surface Go was my only computer for awhile and it was quite nice
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Often I’ll remember this xkcd comic and get depressed. We’ve known climate change is real my entire life but spent decades pretending it wasn’t
Comic 2500 from xkcd: https://xkcd.com/2500/ 
“Global Temperature Over My Lifetime”
November 1982
Exxon International report predicts that fossil fuel use will raise global temperatures to about 1°C above their normal levels within 40 years
October 1984
I’m born in Easton, PA
Summer 1991
I learn to ride a bike
Spring 1992
My elementary school celebrates Earth Day and I learn about the greenhouse effect
1993-1996
I get very into Star Wars and Animorphs
Fall 1996
I stand around awkwardly at my first middle school dance
Spring 2002
I get accepted into college
Spring 2006
I somehow graduate despite spending most of my time playing Mario Kart
Summer 2006
I see An Inconvenient Truth in the theater and feel anxious
Fall 2011
I get married
Summer 2012
I read headlines about a global warning “pause” and hope that maybe things aren’t so bad
2013-2021
I read more about climate science and get steadily more alarmed
Spring 2016
I read the 1982 Exxon report
June 2020
Global 60-month average reaches +0.94°C, Easton, PA is 2°C hotter than normal for the fifth year in a row
Today
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2022 (near future)
[Large X within a circle] 1982 Exxon Prediction
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I always knew the ink/comics I bought would disappear one day. Still sucks to see it happening
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The room’s reaction to your Wolverine comment was incredible and I had to rewind several times. Loved Rob’s ‘what have we done’
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Time to remake Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future!
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who knew forum posts a decade ago about a random harry potter fanfiction were the ’tv playing in the background at the beginning of a disaster movie’ of real life
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t know how much of this is due to valve’s efforts versus other people, but gamenative feels a bit like magic to me. PC games are on android now
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Am I lonely or do I just want an orange julius but they no longer exist around here because the mall is gone?
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Eventually capcom will run out of games to remake and will be forced to remake the ps1 Breath of Fire games. All we have to do is wait
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Focus, L
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Missed opportunity to stealth launch an ‘If Books Could Rock’ bonus series by committing to reading Absolute Wonder Woman after a 50 minute discussion of Marston’s sex life
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They deserved an invite to the karaoke party
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That chart makes me want to rewatch Hitman Reborn and see if I can pinpoint the exact moment those two lines cross
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Friendly exclamation points? Just go all the way and start hosting nap time for reporters at the White House
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There was a time not long ago when you didn't get constant spam phone calls! We can go back!
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I hope the zoomers have discovered Dark Void. Maybe the world is finally ready
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I understand being disappointed the pop girlies segment was bare bones but Peter has been busy
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I didn’t expect the big update to be noclip is spending all of its funds on more Frank Howley pinball documentaries but I support it 100%
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No one asked Michael for his favorite SQDQ run? 400 questions and not a single one about speedrunning
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Always knew hater week would end in eternal darkness
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Whether it’s New Yorkers looking at empty grocery store shelves or a certain bluesky user still waiting to buy a steam machine, America has lost the ability to satisfy customers.“ Dear the Atlantic, I’m available
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A few mobile suit gundam bunnies
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You know the xkcd comic about internet infrastructure? That block at the bottom holding everything else up? That’s Chef John
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm thinking about John Oliver on General Hospital the way Jordan Schlansky thinks about Tristan Rogers youtu.be/tzs7901FSzY?...
youtu.be
Conan Surprises Jordan Schlansky With Rush Singer Geddy Lee | Conan O'Brien Radio
YouTube video by Team Coco
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Superboy, you need to travel back in time and stop the jacket from getting so big it destroys the world!
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh snap, is this a count down!? 5, 4…
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
At least we have giantbomb's use of it for pax wrestling youtu.be/46fz2lNxDrQ?...
youtu.be
The End of Giant Bomb's PAX East Panel 2014
YouTube video by AlexWP
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
A black and white photo of Watterson sitting at his drawing table.Calvin and Hobbes riding their red wagon.
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Podcaster solidarity dies in darkness
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Adulthood is when you put away the family guy clips and bring out the critic clips
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
All I want is a nap in daredevil’s healing tank from that movie
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Adam is a hero because he lets the power return rather than keeping it for himself. Thus we must allow ‘punching down’ to also return to the aether
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I’m still mad about apple killing dark sky
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm hoping on the next podcast you take a deep breath, look into the webcam, and tell us if it was worth it because I kind of want one too and if I was smart I would have got one like two price increases ago
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I like how the One Book Theory briefly became the One Domino Theory at the end of the pod. Napoleon Hill learns how to scam lumber sellers => Trump becomes president. Need the 12 monkeys movie where they keep going back in time to stop Hill’s scams
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In awe of the genius required to spend $3.6 billion on the makers of Destiny only to decide Destiny is too expensive
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The wii u pro controller with four back paddles is the dream. About time it became an option
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’m a simple man. I see Brennan’s definition of ’inequity, strife, and tribulation’ and laugh
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’m going to become the world’s most famous therapist by telling my patients to play powerwash simulator instead of arranging chairs
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A few months ago on the noclip podcast Frank talked about a storyline where a new crew was calling everyone else idols instead of wrestlers. Sounded fun so I tried to look it up on YouTube but couldn’t find it. But if there was a podcast…
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The scene of the bottle rocket floating above the tree while the other birds look on is my favorite part. Fantastic job
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
videogame science is a lifelong pursuit
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My first thought was ‘Carrot Top was just on Hiking with Kevin a few months ago, no way he’s fallen that far’
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
You’ve posted a lot of bad book and article excerpts but this… this might be the worst. What the fuck is wrong with the author?
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Gravity Girl: “I reverse time all the time. Don’t you?”
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Also known as the @ifbookspod.bsky.social ’one book theory’
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Can’t believe I lost access to the Quiet Posters feed because someone at bluesky hq is throwing a temper tantrum
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james @cranberrymuffins.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Did I check the merch website immediately after watching for a pastaslut mug? Obviously
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